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[Sheikh Inal Ovar]

Crackling reports from the wireless have it that in Pakistan an angry mob originally protesting against the deadliness of the HN51 virus have burnt down a KFC food outlet in Peshawar ...

Rumours quickly spread that the US military had deliberately been selling infected chicken from the restaurant. As hordes gathered outside, ringleaders whipped them into such a frenzy that they torched the cooked-chicken and fries outlet ... one demonstrator was heard screaming "Death to Uncle Spam" as he hurled a brick into the inferno ...

... another source confided "it's a conspiracy ... the plot to infect was hatched by a member of the US ground forces" ... The source also reported that the Pakistan authorities are searching for the whereabouts of a Colonel Sanders.

[Sheikh Inal Ovar]

Just who is egging these maniacs on ?

Don't grand-mothers over there tell their grand-children that the path of violence is a chickenly one ?

[Sheikh Inal Ovar]

From a UK rag ...

Latest reports from Copenhagen ... a young man has been admitted to hospital after being attacked by a swarm of flies while protesting naked in a central square ... Hans L. Urpak had covered himself in butter to protest against what he thinks is the irrational boycott of Danish products overseas ... placing a large knob of butter to cover his private parts and thus preserve his natural modesty, Mr Urpak had not been protesting more than twenty minutes when enormous black flies began swarming to the scent of the fast melting fat ...

Luckily for Mr Urpak an old woman passing by, Bitta Nous, released her can of newly purchased fly-spray on the black mass, scattering them long enough for Hans to dash for cover ...

From his hospital bed, Hans commented "it was a good job Bitta appeared when she did as my knob of decency wast fast disppearing ... "