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BEARD THERE, DONE THAT
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lozwich



Joined: 25 May 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dragonlady wrote:
Needless to say, I find them (beards and mustaches) sexy, but only if well kept and clean. And not too short guys - scratchy is not sexy.


Hear, hear Dragonlady!! I'm a beard fan too!
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valley_girl



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, here's one vote for the clean shaven look. I don't care for beards or moustaches at all myself. (Sorry, KH) Wink
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Guy Courchesne



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Compromise

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Kent F. Kruhoeffer



Joined: 22 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello khmerhit et al


How's my favourite ex-Cambodian guru in exile? Very Happy


I think it's true that Asians prefer their men clean-shaven,

having taught in Japan, Korea and Thailand.


However, I never had a job-related problem with my

well trimmed beard ... until I came to Thailand.


At several of the five star hotels where I teach,

facial hair is actually forbidden in the dress code!


So without further ado:


Before (Kent in Russia)




And after (Kent in Bangkok)




Ladies & gay men: Please submit your vote!
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Lynn



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kent, I vote for Bangkok. You are nice looking gentleman!
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Gordon



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guess I can't vote, so will have to keep it a secret.
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Dragonlady



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lozwich



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lynn wrote:
Kent, I vote for Bangkok. You are nice looking gentleman!


I'll second that! Cool
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Sweetsee



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Kent, Thailand definitely suits you.


Enjoy your weekend,
s
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oooooooohhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---------MISTUH KENT YOU VELLY HANDSUM MAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BUT MISTUH KENT YOU GRAYBEARD NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ASK BACK GREYBEARD YOU HAVE RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU LOOK I DUNNO DONALD PLEASANT ANTHONY HOPKIN SILENCE LAMB SOME ENGULSH ACTOR GUY I DUNNO WHAT!!!!!

STEP BY STEP YOU ASK BACK GREYBEARD!!!!!!!

SAME SAME BUT DIFFERENT GREYBEARD!!!!!

YOU GO TELL HOTEL HOBSNOBS THEY ALL JUST BEARDOPHOBIC %$$#@!#%!!!! Shocked
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Very funny beard jOKE

Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be
worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first,
giving
the rooster a pep talk.
"I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to
service
here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do
a
good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with
a
chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house
and
Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen
house-
three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the
farmer
hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake.
Once
again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the
fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't
even
last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the
next
day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard.
vultures are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive
animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I
tried
to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and
says,
"Shhh, they're getting closer".

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dmb



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^I'll try that technique down the pub later tonight. Do you reckon it'll work?
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valley_girl



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweetsee wrote:
Good one Kent, Thailand definitely suits you.



I agree! Smile
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Cdaniels



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Oh Michael Reply with quote

khmerhit wrote:
Very funny beard jOKE

That's not a beard joke!
This is a beard joke-

A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...

"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
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Pollux



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, but Khmerhit's beard joke was a lot funnier.
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