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Captain Onigiri
Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 103 Location: fly-over land
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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mmm.... if you are making some sort of top ten list to send in to David Letterman then I probably can't help you. My most embarressing moment involves a metal detector at the Kansas City Federal Building, not Japanese people.
If you are collecting embarressing moments so you'll learn through empathy then I might suggest this website
http://www.how-to-bow.com/ |
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may be going
Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 129 Location: australia
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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i'm not going to question paul's wisdom as he has been in japan far longer than me, but i do think some things are blown out of proportion. for example, the blowing your nose thing.
i read before i got to japan how that was a big no-no. thus i was quite surprised that from almost my first day here i constantly saw people of all ages blowing their noses. on subways, on the streets, at bars. granted they usually threw the tissue away but i don't think it's as big a faux-pas as is made out. it's done quietly and not of the bugle blowing variety, but certainly exists.
and one question. when you say no soy sauce on rice is that plain rice? because when i go for chirashi sushi with friends they all mix the soy sauce and wasabi and pour it over the fish and rice....(japanese friends by the way) |
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canuck

Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 1921 Location: Japan
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject: Re: Ahh!...Why did I do that? |
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kdynamic wrote: |
shuize wrote: |
"So, um, did I ever tell you about the time I was in jail ..." |
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Wow. A lot of that going around. How long were you in? 49 days? Befriend any gangsters?  |
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Synne

Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Tohoku
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:07 am Post subject: |
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PAULH wrote: |
Wearing toilet slippers outside the toilet.
Putting soy sauce on rice. Big no-no.
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The toilet slippers are a hard one.
Ive actually walked to a combini before realizing that indeed I was wearing toilet slippers from a friends house whom i visited a week back whom I ran into on the way home.
Talk about bad luck.
Ive never heard of the soy sauce one though, interesting. |
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womblingfree
Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 826
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:23 am Post subject: |
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Let's see in my three years I...
forgot to take off the toilet slippers when returning to the restaurant,
wrestled a piece of meat between mine and a friends chopsticks to cut it,
shouted 'yipee' when my high school classes were cancelled,
put the ginger grabber back in the green tea bag pot,
sat on the duvet???,
didn't buy omiyage,
left gommi out on the wrong day,
put a couple of cute female, anime santa figures in my classroom at Christmas,
and about one hundred others that only my girlfriend seemed to take offence to. |
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Sweetsee

Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Posts: 2302 Location: ) is everything
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:34 am Post subject: |
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Made sounds when attempting to slip into scalding hot water at the public bath. |
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Bozo Yoroshiku

Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 139 Location: the Chocolate Side of the Force
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:30 am Post subject: |
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PAULH wrote: |
Jazz and I did a search. there's about 6 capsule hotels in Tokyo that accept female guests. She already contacted one in Ikebukuro. |
I think I've stayed there (at least I think I remember seeing women walking around). It's the one right near Sunshine City, right? Just down the block from Tokyu Hands?
There used to be another co-ed capsule hotel in Hakata 5 min from the Shinkansen station (Hakata Capsule Inn), but I was there last September and saw they went out of business. Too bad. They were by far the best (and cheapest) capsule hotel I'd ever stayed at.
--boz |
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sallycat
Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 303 Location: behind you. BOO!
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 am Post subject: |
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a friend of mine asked for "mo oppai kudasai" rather than "mo ippai kudasai" at a bar. it was a genuine mistake. |
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Keith_Alan_W
Joined: 26 Mar 2006 Posts: 121
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:13 am Post subject: |
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11 Things that can get you in trouble.
1) Not being very happy.
2) Not praising people for no reason.
3) Being a loner.
4) Doing things your way.
5) Not kissing ass.
6) Not smiling.
7) Arguing.
8 ) Using logic.
9) Not excitingly greeting students you've never seen before at your school.
10) Not excitingly saying goodbye to students at your school whom you've not seen before.
11) Thinking that teaching experience matters. |
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kdynamic

Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 562 Location: Japan
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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Keith! You're back! Ahhh we missed you so much! I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away. Please please please start some new threads but this time don't abondon them just as they are getting really entertaining, ok? |
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fion
Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 69 Location: tokyo
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:05 am Post subject: |
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My faux pas: trying to get into a police car, believing it to be a taxi. I wasnt completely sober at the time. |
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earache
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 15 Location: Japan
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:26 am Post subject: |
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Womblingfree said:
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sat on the duvet???,
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Eh? Is that a social crime? Never heard of that one. Or did you mean "s*at on the duvet"? That I could understand.
How's this? I was once invited to a tea-ceremony by my Japanese host mother and she also invited my room-mate to come along too. The tea-ceremony was being conducted by some really erai master of the teas (or whatever) so it was a big deal. Before we went, my biggest worry was having to sit on my knees for so long but mortification actually struck hard and unexpectedly when my roomy suddenly decided in the middle of the whole thing that it looked like fun and interrupted the master with a big cheery, "Hey, will you let me have a go?" before relieving him of his bamboo whisk. Unfortunately, the floor didn't open up.
My personal gripe is with (mainly) tourists who shove their cameras in peoples faces and snap away like they're entitled, particularly ordinary Japanese people just out and about, minding their own business. I saw a photo on a website recently of two women sleeping on the train (as you do). This guy must have been sitting just opposite them and snapped away. The other things like forgetting to change out of your toilet slippers or whatever...they're just faux-pas we all make as we are getting used to how things go here but the camera thing is just plain rude in any situation, in any country. |
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Khyron
Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 291 Location: Tokyo Metro City
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:06 am Post subject: |
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earache wrote: |
My personal gripe is with (mainly) tourists who shove their cameras in peoples faces and snap away like they're entitled, particularly ordinary Japanese people just out and about, minding their own business. I saw a photo on a website recently of two women sleeping on the train (as you do)... |
You mean like this?
PS, if anyone knows how to resize images, without editing them and reposting them on a host, that would be appriciated by all I am sure. |
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canuck

Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 1921 Location: Japan
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: |
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earache wrote: |
Womblingfree said:
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sat on the duvet???,
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Eh? Is that a social crime? Never heard of that one. Or did you mean "s*at on the duvet"? That I could understand. |
I pretty sure he means the non-western toilet, that' half way between the traditional gravity drop knee bender one and regular sit down Model 5000+ jet engine toilet with a comfortable seat and a washlet. |
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