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Your Worst Teaching Moment
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saint57



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:18 am    Post subject: Your Worst Teaching Moment Reply with quote

My worst moment as a teacher was in China. I taught a class of 35 grade six students who didn't understand a word I said. Needless to say, pandemonium broke loose within five minutes of each class starting. One day I simply walked out of class. As horrible as the class was, I was wrong to have done that.

Anyone else care to share their bad teaching moments?
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gengrant



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

me? bad teaching? perish the thought.

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gengrant



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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kev7161



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had my share of "bad teaching moments" - - I don't know if it's the worst, but one day it was so bad that I went to the vice-principal's office, laid (okay, more like slammed) a 50rmb note onto his desk and said I was going home for the day, he could deal with this certain *!%##**!! class without me (50 was the "penalty" if you ever missed a class without proper excuse - - I never had before in almost two years of working there).

I don't know what happened to that 50, but I never went back to that class (it was the last 4 or 5 weeks of the school year) and I was never shorted on my last couple of pays either.
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Voldermort



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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laid (okay, more like slammed) a 50rmb note onto his desk

I like your approach kev.

I think my worst moment was once when I was working for a disgusting company in Changchun, you know the sort that farm you out to schools. Anyway this one time they decided to send me to perform a 2 hour demonstration class at a kindergarten. Before coming to China I had made it clear that I was unable to teach students (well babies) of this age.

I arrived with a lesson plan in hand only to be told by the school they wanted me to teach a certain page from their book. What the $%&#! There were only 10 or students, all the parents and all the teachers sat in the back of the room, and I was equiped with a book I had never seen before not to mention an A3 sized chalk board.

Needless to say it was total chaos. 20 minutes into the lesson, due to the stress I guess, my nose started bleeding. So I shouted out to one of the watching teachers, covered in blood, "can you watch them while I get cleaned up", with the reply of "No, you must finish your class". By now my new white shirt was soaked in blood (Niagra falls, meet the Nile).

After 1 hour of this torture, I called for a break this time not giving anybody time to refuse me by walking out of the door. I then had the teachers coming up to me, first complimenting me on my teaching, and criticising my methods. Enough was enough. I told them, "hey, demo for me, freebie for you, I aint getting paid and I sure as hell aint gonna take the job, even if by some miracle you decide to hire me. goodbye!"

This is just one of my many many horror stories from 'Tianshuo Education' in Changchun. Needless to say my relationship ended with them, in one of the ugliest ways you could imagine.
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised

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lollercauster



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened? It doesn't seem all that bad....
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy

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themanymoonsofjupiter



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my first year teaching spanish in the US, i was extremely disorganized and always pressed for time. not knowing what to do for my spanish III kids (and like ten minutes before i had to leave to go to school), i pulled Pablo Neruda's "El tigre" off the net without really looking at it and printed out enough for the students. as we're reading & discussing it in class, i realise it's not really about a tiger attacking his prey but about a sexual conquest. thankfully, their spanish wasn't really good enough (or minds not dirty enough? that couldn't be the case) to get that out of it. y'all's stories beat mine, though.
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kev7161



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Malsol . . . would love to hear the ULTIMATE outcome of your tale.
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy

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KarenB



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The day my tights fell down to my ankles.
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jeffinflorida



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was doing some side teaching through an English school and agreed to teach 2nd grade.

The pay was pretty good, 600 rmb for 3 hours of teaching and paid in cash at the end of the classes, and the school was not far away.

The bad part, these children were totally uncivilized - I could imagine that I was in the South Bronx. The kids didn't listen; they were fighting with each other, running around the room, AND throwing things at me.

To make matters worse the Pretty Chinese Female teachers did absolutely nothing to help me - they just sat in the back the room expressionless.
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tgb



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:38 am    Post subject: Injured a child Reply with quote

In my first ever class I played Ring of Roses with the children. It’s a fairly easy rhyme and dance for the children to pick up (they were only 4-5 years) but one boy fell over another and fell on his face. As the tears rolled down his face and the blood streamed from his nose I was asked in no uncertain terms to not play such rough games with the kids again. I was very embarrassed at the time. Now, after a few more years of kindy, I am more philosophical. Children will fall down, they will hurt themselves no matter how careful you are so i take care and don't sweat it like the Chinese teachers do.
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mondrian



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeffinflorida wrote:


The bad part, these children were totally uncivilized - I could imagine that I was in the South Bronx. The kids didn't listen; they were fighting with each other, running around the room, AND throwing things at me.

To make matters worse the [..... Korean] Female teachers did absolutely nothing to help me - they just sat in the back the room expressionless.


I had an [amended] very similar situation to yours.
After about 10 minutes of rioting and fighting {and how those 9 year old girls can fight! - blood everywhere and totally ignored by the permanent teacher}, I got the large stick used for pulling the curtains shut at the window, and hit the desk with it. Unfortunately I hit the desk too hard and the stick fragmented. A small piece of the wood cut one of the boys (not badly). From the ensuing fuss one would have thought that I'd deliberately tried to assault the kid. THAT got the teacher involved AND got me dismissed from that gig.
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