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Capergirl
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| Cobra wrote: |
A relationship with an ugly results in overwhelming gratitude and appreciation.
In high school i always dated the ugly duckling and actually got what the jocks bragged they were getting but were not. i did not need to talk about it, they did. |
Cobra, are you suggesting that "ugly" women (very PC of you, by the way  ) put out and "beautiful" women do not? If you always dated the ugly duckling, how would you know what the jocks were or were not getting? 
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yaramaz
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2003 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| The Muppet Jumbo Shrimp from Uranus doth speak the truth. Hear, hear! |
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yaramaz
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| Yeah, yeah, whatever. Edible on both counts. |
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biffinbridge
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Location: Frank's Wild Years
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:36 am Post subject: snatch |
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| poland,poland,poland,poland......when you die you come here,forget heaven.... |
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biffinbridge
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:36 am Post subject: snatch |
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| poland,poland,poland,poland......when you die you come here,forget heaven.... |
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Cobra
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| Biff only one post per customer at a time! |
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biffinbridge
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:11 am Post subject: apologies |
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| Sorry Cobra, I I got te te a a a a a stammmmmmmer......... |
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Corey
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Latin American women are absolutely <<<smokin'>>>
There is no comparison. Lock the thread. |
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SweetOne
Joined: 19 Jul 2003
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To Micro67... the song you were looking for... by John Soul
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Sax solo
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you |
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Cleopatra
Joined: 28 Jun 2003
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Location: Tuamago Archipelago
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Anybody remember that cheesy '70s song,
"When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman? You Watch Your Friends..." |
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Corey
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| yaramaz wrote: |
| The Muppet Jumbo Shrimp from Uranus doth speak the truth. Hear, hear! |
| sunaru wrote: |
I am not a shrimp, I am a King Prawn!!!
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Am I the only one who just about pezzed himself reading this?!
Better than Wayne and Shuster. |
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