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JimDunlop2
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| mrjohndub wrote: |
For the record, I have a really big *beep*.  |
Yeah, well, unfortunately, having a really big *beep* is kinda like owning a $6000 set of golf clubs. They won't improve your game unless you know how to use them. 
And from my experience, those who usually brag about the price of their clubs aren't usually people you will see on the PGA tour anytime soon.  |
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mrjohndub
Joined: 19 Sep 2005
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Location: Saitama, Japan
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Come on, you guys. It's the obligatory big dick post. 
Yeah, I agree with you completely. As a one of my older relatives used to say, "It's not the arrow, it's the Indian." |
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canuck
Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: Japan
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| mrjohndub wrote: |
| For the record, I have a really big *beep*. |
| JimDunlop2 wrote: |
| Those who usually brag about the price of their clubs aren't usually people you will see on the PGA tour anytime soon. |
| mrjohndub wrote: |
| Yeah, I agree with you completely. |
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Hoser
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| JimDunlop2 wrote: |
| mrjohndub wrote: |
| For the record, I have a really big *beep*. |
Yeah, well, unfortunately, having a really big *beep* is kinda like owning a $6000 set of golf clubs. They won't improve your game unless you know how to use them.
And from my experience, those who usually brag about the price of their clubs aren't usually people you will see on the PGA tour anytime soon. |
Although, to continue the metaphor, you don't see anyone on the PGA tour using small clubs do you?  Try and tell me that Tiger isn't packing a Big Bertha 3000. |
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Gordon
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| mrjohndub wrote: |
Come on, you guys. It's the obligatory big *beep* post.
Yeah, I agree with you completely. As a one of my older relatives used to say, "It's not the arrow, it's the Indian." |
Yeah and are you shooting live ammo or blanks. |
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mrjohndub
Joined: 19 Sep 2005
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Location: Saitama, Japan
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| Of course blanks... Well done, Gordon. That makes absolutely no sense. Try again. |
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dbooster
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Location: Okazaki
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To get this thread back on course...
It's worth noting that it's very good advice to get some from home rather than trying to squeeze into a smaller Japanese condom. My last trip to Japan, having nothing else, I attempted to stretch a regular Japanese condom on only to have it break on me during intercourse. Not learning from my mistake, I bought another brand (foolishly thinking maybe it wouldn't be as small) and the same thing happened. Luckily for me, the girl I was with didn't make me pay for her morning after pill (tho I do feel bad that I didn't offer). |
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Gordon
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:58 am Post subject: |
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| mrjohndub wrote: |
| Of course blanks... Well done, Gordon. That makes absolutely no sense. Try again. |
Didn't think it needed explaining. How about can your fish swim? |
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Eva Pilot
Joined: 19 Mar 2006
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Location: Far West of the Far East
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:53 am Post subject: |
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| Gordon wrote: |
| mrjohndub wrote: |
Come on, you guys. It's the obligatory big *beep* post.
Yeah, I agree with you completely. As a one of my older relatives used to say, "It's not the arrow, it's the Indian." |
Yeah and are you shooting live ammo or blanks. |
Live ammo? With a bow and arrow made from golf clubs?  |
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womblingfree
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To get this thread back on course...
It's worth noting that it's very good advice to get some from home rather than trying to squeeze into a smaller Japanese condom. |
You can buy regular Durex in Japan at most large pharmacies and they're identical to ones you would buy at home. You can buy large size condoms also in case you are hung like a blue whale. |
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ndorfn
Joined: 15 Mar 2005
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| havent read the other posts, but yes, bring your own or get them sent over, otherwise face the risk of suffocation. |
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the big dog
Joined: 13 Oct 2005
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Location: United States of America
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I had real problems intitially in China but fortunately took ample suplies with me. Then moved to Shanghai where XL Durex were readily available.
Problem solved. |
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Synne
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Ok this is getting ridiculous.
Unless youve a beast hidden in your pants that can rival a bottle of fanta youll have no reson for concern with the average condom size in Japan.
Your common "find everywhere" sized condom in Japan is almost identical to your "find everywhere" sized condom back in N.A.
You can argue all you want about the length in Japan, but the actual cuircumference varies just the same as it does back home. |
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Lynn
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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Location: in between
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I'm glad that the men on this forum are taking the responsibility to use condoms.
People living with HIV/AIDS in 2005 38.6 million 33.4-46.0 million
http://www.avert.org/worldstats.htm |
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TokyoLiz
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Location: Tokyo, Japan
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| Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:06 am Post subject: Safety first! |
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Guys,
Ditto what Lynn says. Boy, put a hat on that!
And it's no joke - even the Benneton condoms I bought were so small, we couldn't get the helmet on the little warrior.
The American Pharmacy in Ueno stocks a very limited range of Durex condoms. Condomania in Harajuku is expensive and the last time I checked, they had imported specialty condoms only, selling at Y5000 a box.
Tell your guy and girl friends to bring a supply. |
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