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Deicide



Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Caput Imperii Americani

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:39 pm    Post subject: Hmm...I've decided to ask what my options are...really so... Reply with quote

I am pasting an older version of my CV (education and Work History), it will be updated after Korea...many people told me my options are much better than the Big Four so I would like to know exactly what they are and how to go about it....cheers all...D

Qualifications

Languages: English, German (bilingual, spoken and written)

French (spoken fluency), Icelandic (basic knowledge),

Good Latin (reading ability), Basic Ancient Greek (reading ability)

Computer Skills: Microsoft Office, E-mail

Educational Background

1992-1996 York Preparatory School, New York, New York, U.S.A., Honors in English

1996-2001 State University of New York at Binghamton, U.S.A.

Karl-Franzens Universit?, Graz, Austria (University Exchange)

Eberhard-Karls Universit?, T?ingen, Germany (University Exchange)

B.A. in German Studies and concentration in linguistics,

Honors in German, State Recognized Certificate for Achievement in German language and literature

2001-2002 Universit?de Nantes, Nantes, France (Exchange Programme)

C.E.L.T.A. Language Centre, Paris
C.E.L.T.A. Certificate (Cambridge Language Teaching to Adults)

2002-2005 Rheinische Friedrich Wilhelms-Universit? Bonn

(English and German linguistics and Scandinavian Studies)

Work Experience

1996-1997 New York Parks Department-Environmental Protection

1996-1997 Tutor for English, State University of New York

1999-2001 Assistant for German Language, State University of New York

Assistant Language Teacher for German, Dartmouth College

2000-2005 Freelance Translator (German-English, English-German)

2002-2003 Contractual Teacher of English at Rheinische Friedrich Willhelms Universit?

2004-2005 Freelance Teacher of English at In Lingua Language School, Bonn, Germany

Interests/Hobbies

Fitness, Hiking, Art, Reading(Classical Literature, Fantasy, Philosophy, Linguistics), Travelling, Foreign Languages, Nutrition
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Like a Rolling Stone



Joined: 27 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Hmm...I've decided to ask what my options are...really s Reply with quote

Deicide wrote:
Icelandic (basic knowledge),

Good Latin (reading ability), Basic Ancient Greek (reading ability)

Computer Skills: Microsoft Office, E-mail



Make it smaller. the Latin and ancient Greek are not taught in languages schools here Confused Nobody man at a company will say "Too much to read...next plaese!"

Shocked

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Computer Skills: Microsoft Office, E-mail
no need!

Just put CelTa. How many years you taught and maybe where. Other languages if you can teach them or you look like you are blowing your own trumpet too much. Just my advice Cool
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kdynamic



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, the important parts of that CV could be compressed to about 5 lines.
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Like a Rolling Stone



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kdynamic wrote:
Wow, the important parts of that CV could be compressed to about 5 lines.


That's what I say Wink
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canuck



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Location: Japan

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Hmm...I've decided to ask what my options are...really s Reply with quote

Deicide wrote:
Qualifications
Languages: English, German (bilingual, spoken and written)
Icelandic (basic knowledge),
Good Latin (reading ability), Basic Ancient Greek (reading ability)
Computer Skills: Microsoft Office, E-mail


LOL.

Deicide, my suggestion is that you should start another thousand threads Rolling Eyes and starting dating jazz1974. You two are made for each other. Rewrite that horrid CV. Put your name, schooling and education on. Japanese don't give a flying hoot about good latin and ancient greek reading abilities. Rolling Eyes Look at the FAQ on how to edit your CV.

Suggestions:
Qualifications: University, CELTA
Teaching Experience: ....and spell university correctly

Make it short and sweet.
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canuck



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And your avatar is too big. Edit that too while your at it. Rolling Eyes
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Deicide



Joined: 29 Jul 2006
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Location: Caput Imperii Americani

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

canuck wrote:
And your avatar is too big. Edit that too while your at it. Rolling Eyes


Hey genius university is spelled correctly...in German as I attended a German uni but the German characters aren't represented on these computers. You know what, you are a really nasty fellow but I know your kind and I have seen your kind a million times...vets of some specific country seeing themselves as having the right to bash and tear anyone apart they feel like...happens on Korean websites and obviously here too...I never bashed anyone for asking honest questions concerning Europe on relevant forums...and I think it is the mark of someone with little character who does such...and you, Mr. Pleasant are demonstrably someone with miniscule character as I have seen you bash everyone indiscriminately over and over...get a new hobby...or do you get sexual pleasure from it? I would love to chuck you into the middle of some country that you know nothing about and see how well you fare...that would be classic...I am calling you out on your bollocks and bs...I am sure you are knowledgeable about Japan, just a very Japan knowledgeable git.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide wrote:
You know what, you are a really nasty fellow but I know your kind and I have seen your kind a million times...vets of some specific country seeing themselves as having the right to bash and tear anyone apart they feel like...happens on Korean websites and obviously here too...I never bashed anyone for asking honest questions concerning Europe on relevant forums...and I think it is the mark of someone with little character who does such...and you, Mr. Pleasant are demonstrably someone with miniscule character as I have seen you bash everyone indiscriminately over and over...get a new hobby...or do you get sexual pleasure from it? I would love to chuck you into the middle of some country that you know nothing about and see how well you fare...that would be classic...I am calling you out on your bollocks and bs...I am sure you are knowledgeable about Japan, just a very Japan knowledgeable git.... Rolling Eyes


Laughing ha ha! You sure got you're comeuppance there! Laughing
Cool canuck:


Razz
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Quibby84



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide, how have you had time to do so many things? My american resume with frills and retard additions would never be that long. According to what I have read on here it is really long, but in my opinion it is very impressive.
:is impressed:
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canuck



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide wrote:

Hey genius university is spelled correctly...


Deicide wrote:

2002-2003 Contractual Teacher of English at Rheinische Friedrich Willhelms Universit?


Where's the clown smiley when you need it?
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Jon Taylor



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like a Rolling Stone wrote:
Deicide wrote:
You know what, you are a really nasty fellow but I know your kind and I have seen your kind a million times...vets of some specific country seeing themselves as having the right to bash and tear anyone apart they feel like...happens on Korean websites and obviously here too...I never bashed anyone for asking honest questions concerning Europe on relevant forums...and I think it is the mark of someone with little character who does such...and you, Mr. Pleasant are demonstrably someone with miniscule character as I have seen you bash everyone indiscriminately over and over...get a new hobby...or do you get sexual pleasure from it? I would love to chuck you into the middle of some country that you know nothing about and see how well you fare...that would be classic...I am calling you out on your bollocks and bs...I am sure you are knowledgeable about Japan, just a very Japan knowledgeable git.... Rolling Eyes


Laughing ha ha! You sure got you're comeuppance there! Laughing
Cool canuck:


Razz



agreed and not before time..

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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canuck



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing We're playing the picture game? Like a rolling clown, Jon Taylor Laughing


Rolling Eyes
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TokyoLiz



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide,

If you get a job in Tokyo, you may find that there is a market for Latin, Greek and German. There are foreign nationals and Japanese who are keenly interested in languages other than English.

In order not to draw fire from others, I'd say don't post your complete CV here and edit that avatar. It's too large to display.

Too bad you stooped to the rude level of the other people in this thread. Otherwise, you seem cool.
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furiousmilksheikali



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Location: In a coffee shop, splitting a 30,000 yen tab with Sekiguchi.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide:

Although Tokyo Liz has given you an optimistic assessment of Latin and Ancient Greek's usefulness in Tokyo, the point is that you have stated having reading ability in these languages. Clearly you won't be competent enough to teach it and therefore it can only be a necessary skill if your employment requires you to read Latin and Ancient Greek texts. I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb when I say that those jobs are almost non-existent, even in Tokyo.

You do need to condensce that CV of yours. The rude responses you have received from other posters may not seem justified but they do reflect some of the thoughts of potential employers put off by someone they may think is showing off.

I know someone applying for a job in EFL who gave a detailed description of their physics PhD in mass spectroscopy on their CV. I hadn't got a clue what it was about and it was clearly irrelevant and it took six months before the person in question found a bottom-of-the-barrel eikaiwa job.

Keep it simple and relevant.
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JimDunlop2



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lingva Latina mortva est.

Did I get that right? Smile
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