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Golightly
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 Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: Jokes that don't work with Turkish students |
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Warning: You may be exposed to severe levels of c.rapness on this thread. All joke tellers are expected to keep their coats to hand at all times.
It's the Final Day, the day of Judgement, and all the Righteous are hanging around the Pearly Gates, feeling smug. St. Peter strides out, looks over the horde, shakes his head grimly and says,
'Right, you lot, listen up! There are TWO things you need to know about God.
She's Black.' |
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furiousmilksheikali
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
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Location: In a coffee shop, splitting a 30,000 yen tab with Sekiguchi.
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I think the punch line would be better if you said "There's SOMETHING you need to know about God. She's black."
Maybe this is why it bombed with your Turkish students. |
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Like a Rolling Stone
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How do you make a Turkish delight?
Give him some money!!!!!!!!!  |
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Like a Rolling Stone
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How do make a vaccuum cleaner?
A vaccuum is empty.... it couldn"t be any cleaner  |
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Like a Rolling Stone
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How do you make a Belgian waffle?
Ask him about the history of his country!  |
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Like a Rolling Stone
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How do you make a Turkish bath?  |
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