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dmb
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| I'm feeling unloved. I never get any of this scam mail. |
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been_there
Joined: 28 Oct 2003
Posts: 284
Location: 127.0.0.1
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject: SURPRISE! |
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wooo wooo! Got the JOB!! And he didn't even check my references!! Too bad, because I give myself EXCELLENT references...
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Dear Hugh Drack,
How are you and your health, we have studied your references and which qualify you our new ESL teacher for my dear family, now view below and sign the contract letter attarched which will verify your acceptance in the job offer and you are required to sign and send it back to me immidiately for procedures. Thanks and have a great day.
I look Forward To Hear From You
Yours Family
Jerrys_family |
The contract was one of the stock ones with all the options on it. All they had to do was delete the options that didn't apply, but THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT! So I'm taking it upon myself to fill out the contract (including a full years severence pay, and a pet goat).
The other guy never responded to the Call of Cthullu bait. Hmmmm, he must fear HE WHO BUT SLEEPS BENEATH SUNKEN REI'LEY!
Anyway, my response:
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Dear Jerry,
This is sooo cool! I will be the bestest teacher to you and your kids. I just KNOW Jerrys kids will be the bestest and brightest! You will be soooo happy and I will teach them so good!
When does the job start? Where do I meat you? How will I know you when I meat you? Their is SO much to do!
Get back soon!
Hugh |
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swetepete
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 16
Location: victoria, canada
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject: best bait |
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awww...he never offered ME a pet goat. Or a contract. I feel somehow very second class.
Maybe I'll have better luck with Vincent's kids. |
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been_there
Joined: 28 Oct 2003
Posts: 284
Location: 127.0.0.1
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
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SO, anyway, back and forth while I send renamed dll files and blank documents just because ai can, and Jerry, keeps complaining...
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Dear Hugh,
How are you, please am so sorry for the little error in the contract letter because i couldint get it so please kindly open the attarched letter bellow and sign it then attarch it back and send it to me as soon as possible for me to start your papers proceduires okey,
Looking foward to hear from you
Yours Family
Jerrys Whilton |
Finally, I'm bored enough to open up Photoshop and put a signature on the thing
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Dear Cleo,
How are you,i just want to tell you that we have confirm your signature in the contract letter we are greatfull and which qualified you our new ESL teacher once again we are very happy for you because we shall be expecting you soon to start work in our family.
Cleo you are now required to contact the Agency at [email protected] his name is James Oputa, he is incharge in all the procedures of your necessary traveling documents, so do contact him immidiately am sure he will reply you with all the informations you need concaining your traveling down here in Nigeria okey,Thanks and have a great day, we love you so much.
We expect you soon
Best Wishes
Jerrys Family |
So I send a letter to Mr. Oputa
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Mr. Oputa,
Mr. Jerry Whilton says that I should talk 2 you about cumming to
Nigeria. He has hired me as a linguist for his family. I want to B
their as soon as posible. What can u do to help me with the visa and
stuff?
Thanks,
Hugh Drack
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Dear Applicant Hugh Drack,
Your Employer (The Mr Jerrys Family) has asked that we contact you on
requisite information required to process supporting documents that would
aid your travel down to your duty location to resume duties in record time.
However included herewith are details and information regarding procurement
of your travel documents and other supporting documents.
The Mr Jerry Family has mandated us to procure as well as process you
relevant travel documents, immigration particulars and other supporting
documents to facilitate your travel to Nigeria for commencement of work in
due time.
With respect to the requirements and certifications and other supporting
documents to be acquired, we wish to inform you of the Department of
Expatriate Resources (DER) requirements which states that all expatriates
who intend to work in Nigeria must have attained all DER Certifications in
various categories with respect to their contract engagements.
The DER Certifications will have to embrace the registration and approval of
your relevant information with the designated local agencies (Federal
Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Commerce and industry respectively with DER
inclusive).
Before we proceed the process of your Travel Documents here in Nigeria which
will enable you to Resume Work here in Nigeria in due time. We need to
verify these documents needed from you below:
(a) Your International Passport.
(b) Your CV Resume.
(c) A copy of the Sign Contract
Note that the entire document must be scan and send via Our E-mail address
without delay.At same time send the require document via DHL after
confirming it via E-mail Attachment.Get back to me as soon as possible
through when these documents are ready with you While we further your
Visa/Work Permit Processing.
Looking for your positive responses.
Thanks
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I put some crap together and send it off:
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Hello Mr. goverment oficial,
Here is my stuff u wanted. It is all their, so dont you worry. I had to
use the scanner at the library cause mine broke. Please tell me when
this will be done and I will be going to Africa. It is scary and I
would like to know who will be meating me their when I get their.
Thank you,
Hugh
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Here is the CV I sent. Would YOU hire me?
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CV for Hugh Drack
Education
Brownville Jr. High � General Diploma
Brownville High School - Graduate 2.0 GPA
Stanfield Higher Institute of Technology � B.A. Linguistics
Work Expereince
2000-2001 Bobs Outhouse Only Boutique � stocked shelfs and filled orders
2001-2003 Austin Supply Store � Filled in the cracks in the supply chain
2003-2005 City Underwriters New Technology � Warmed coffe and supplied sandwiches
2005-NOW Working as a tootor to poor dumb kids who God didnt love enouf to let speak English
Credentals
All-City Bible Quotation Competition 37th place
Bike Safety Certification
Brownsvile Public Library Card
Member D.A.R.E.
Phantom Video Store Customer #920831
Pins and Balls Bowling Club Silver Medal
New Life Church of the Ressurected Love for God Millineum Ressurected Decon Contributer
Registered voter Corporal County |
Well, here comes the squeeze. The Nigerian MOI has a hotmail account and wants my money...
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Dear Applicant,
This is to inform you that we have received your document which is ok.
Your Employer (The Jerrys Family, Nigeria) has asked that we contact you on
requisite information required to process supporting documents that would
aid your travel down to your duty location to resume duties in record time.
However included herewith are details and information regarding procurement
of your travel documents and other supporting documents.
The Jerrys Family has mandated us to procure as well as process you relevant
travel documents, immigration particulars and other supporting documents to
facilitate your travel to Nigeria for commencement of work in due time.
With respect to the requirements and certifications and other supporting
documents to be acquired, we wish to inform you of the Department of
Expatriate Resources (DER) requirements which states that all expatriates
who intend to work in Nigeria must have attained all DER Certifications in
various categories with respect to their contract engagements.
The DER Certifications will have to embrace the registration and approval of
your relevant information with the designated local agencies (Federal
Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Commerce and industry respectively with DER
inclusive).
The reason for the review of this policy as communicated by the DER is to
ensure that expatriates with Letter of Contract do not have to travel down
to Nigeria for any other reason other than the primary aim of commencement
of work as required.
The DPR Certifications will cost you the following:
1. DER Application Form/Approval - $180.00
2) Flight Ticket and Visa Application- ($2150) (Has been Paid by Jerry
Whilton Your Employer WOW, How nice of him to do that!)
Various Ministerial Registrations:
(a) Commerce and Industry - $45
(b) Foreign Affairs - $50
(c) Expatriate Work Permit - $100
3. DER expatriates quota approval Charge
in relevant categories - $35
Total $410 (USD) (To be paid by you) starting off small. Wonder if he will ever get this money.....
View the Visa form via attachment follow the instrustion carefully and
return it back to us via E-mail attachment .
Please note that the cost of Visa and Prepaid Flight Tickets has been
undertaken by your employer.
This will enable us commence and finalize all your necessary work
permit/Visa and registration of documents as we need to reach out to our
contact for immediate procurement of your visa and other supporting
documents in record time.
As a result of time constraint for expatriates owing to the Work
Commencement Date, all payments are to be made via western union money
transfer in care of,
Accountant;
Receiver: Harry Iyasala
Address: 106 Ikot-Ekpene
City: Aba
State: Abia State
Payout Location: Nigeria
Go to the nearest bank or post office and indicate your intention of sending
a Western Union Money Transfer. Provide them with the details above, and
then proceed to scan, attach and send receipt via e mail to us informing us
that the transfer has been remitted.
This would enable us initiate procurement of requisite documents which
should be through by Friday 13th being th October 2006. after which
documents (Hard Copy Agreement Letter, Prepaid Flight Tickets and Visa
inclusive) would be packaged and sent to you via DHL Speed Delivery to
enable you travel down to your duty location to resume duties in record
time. Indicate in your response, convenient hours to receive package on
procurement to enable us make appropriate adjustments with DHL
Documents should be expected within three working days on confirmation of
payment information. You will be required to scan and send immediately,
1. Payment information and the information below in
Subsequent correspondence;
2. Name of the nearest airport you would be flying
Into the country from
3. As International passport details is with us, (Scan and send as
attachment)
4. An address reachable by courier services.
Your visa and other immigration formalities as well as travel tickets will
be provided by The Jerrys Family through us, and delivered along side with
your relevant documents and other supporting documents (contract engagement
documents after endorsement.)
Do well to also indicate your arrival date of receipt of travel documents as
that would enable us arrange airport pickup.
Please acknowledge receipt of this e mail and information contained here
with.
Regards.
Name: Harry Iyasala
NIGERIA IMMIGRATION AGENCY
Suite 13 Nova plaza
ABUJA,
NIGERIA.
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I just don't feel comfortable now going to Nigeria. Isn't it dangerous?
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Mr. Iyasala,
I will get to work on that, but my mom is worried about Africa. She always worrys.
Yours,
Hugh |
and then to Jerry
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Mr. Jerry,
Who will meat me in Africa? It is a big place and I have never been to Africa. Will it be you or Mr. Iyasala? My mom says she wants to know who will be taking care of me before she will be able to sleep at night, so send a picture of whoever will be at the airport. My mom says that people get kidnapped and killed in Africa, so she wants a picture of the person who will be meating me so she knows it is ok. Send a picture and hold up the sign so I know it will be you. Make it a nice sign. Make "We love a Hugh Drack the Cunning Linguist" on the sign so my mom can see you and know it is you so she will leave me alone and not worrie.
Send it quick!! The emmigration people have the paperwork ready and I am filling out all the forms.
Hugh Drack |
That should be nice.
Also, got a return on he Call of Cthullu bait; I'll post it as soon as it gets a bit more interesting. |
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Stephen Jones
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| so she wants a picture of the person who will be meating me |
Please tell me that's a spelling mistake |
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Bayden
Joined: 29 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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| so she wants a picture of the person who will be meating me |
Please tell me that's a spelling mistake |
No that's really how you spell it 
This has all the hallmarks of a classic scam.
Govt. agency with a hotmail acount 
And send the money via western union.
You have GOT to send them on at least one embarrasing and fruitless trip to W.U.
In fact learn about TWERPing here www.thescambaiter.com |
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been_there
Joined: 28 Oct 2003
Posts: 284
Location: 127.0.0.1
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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Of COURSE that's how you spell "Meating". Please notice that Hugh Drack spells ALL his words the way GOD intended! 
Yes, I'm actually a member of both the scambaiter and 419 eater. One of the fun things to do is send the money via secure WU (a very secure method, since the money is SO secure, no one seems to be able to get to it) to a far-off random place that they MUST go to to pick it up.
Any suggestions where we should send him? Anyone? Bueller? |
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some waygug-in
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Tell him you can only send the money to Guatemala...due to current banking restrictions involving forengi currents ie: quetzals. |
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guangho
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Posts: 476
Location: in transit
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| All funds should be remitted to Fubu-Budu Postal Station, in the town of Nevergonnagetit which is located in the fabled island paradise of ScamYoMama. |
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been_there
Joined: 28 Oct 2003
Posts: 284
Location: 127.0.0.1
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While Hugh Drack is currently dueling with Jerry (seems his mom wants a picture of Jerry holding up a sign that says, "I love a Hugh Drack" so she knows her son will be safe). Francis Thurston has heard the Call of Cthullu and must escape the THING from beyond the Stars....
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Dear Mr. Owen,
I have been an English teacher for several years now in Boston, but
must move on. My uncle, a professor of Semitic languages at Brown
University, recently died after being jostled by a mysterious sailor
at the port, and the dread that hangs over my head forces me to move
as far away from this cursed place as soon as possible.'
It would be a great place for me to come, relax and go over my uncles
notes while I assisted you and your family with their English.
Please let me know if you would like to interview me for the job.
I have one request, though. The room that I stay in MUST have a
light that is on 24 hours a day.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Francis Thurston |
Yet again, it seems that I have what it takes
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Dear ESL Teacher Francis,
We are very glad to hear from you which we appreciate very much and am so sorry for your late uncles death and i realy pity your thoughts concaining him but what you have to do is to try and be your self that was the way God wants it besides i think you are the right ESL teacher for my family but please to start the procedure of your papers just send me your references for me to send you the contract letter to sign okey.
Looking Forward to Hear From You
Best Regards
Vincent Owen |
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Dear Mr. Owen,
My contacts with other people have been limited, but you may contact my current advisor: [email protected]. Thank you for your concern, and your belief in god, but I am more worried about the darkness that seems to follow me. I hope Nigeria is far enough away to run.
Yours,
Francis Thurston |
Hmmm, will Jerry, uh, I mean Vincent get worried? HELL NO!
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Dear Francis
We have heard you and do understand your mood but dont worry about the far distance i will personaly make every arrangement to make sure you arive without any scrach okey and i will be paying your Visa and flight Ticket just to make sure you have no problem and with me you will be alright so please open the contract letter attarched bellow and sign it for the procedure of your documents and you are required to send it back immidiatley you are through with it, Thanks
Looking Forward To Hear FromYou
Best Whishes
Vincs Family |
After a while, when Vince does not respond (must have been busy with someone else, wonder who....), Francis sends this:
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Mr. Owen,
What has happened to you? Are you still with us on this earth? I fear for your safety and life. Since asking you to resend the contract you have not responded. It is just like my uncle. One day he was there, the next, gone. Has the darkness taken you?
Yours in dispair,
Francis |
So he writes back, but Oooops!!! Now he's JERRY again!!
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Dear Francis,
How are you doing, nothing has happen to me and never will anything happen to me okey so their is nothing to worry about, actauly i have been so busy with works this days but expect it very soon i promise and try to remove death fear from your mind and always believe in god is my advise to you okey so expect the contract letter to be resend to you as soon as possible.
Yours Family
Jerrys Family |
But no contract. So now Francis replies to him, calling him JERRY. He does not notice.
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Jerry,
I dispair to hear from you again. You have lifted my hopes and now you crush them. You MUST send the contract again or I shall go mad with fear that you are part of the evil plot to trick me into insanity.
Desperately,
Francis |
He replys as Vince again
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Dear Francis,
Am so sorry for the delay i told you to stop fearing that nothing is happening to me meanwhile just open the attarched below and sign the contract letter to enable us further the process of your papers and you are required to send it back immidiately for further notice, thanks
Looking Forward to Hear from you
Yours Family
Vincent Owen |
So, the deal is on:
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Vincent,
Here is the contract. It is a great relief for this to be done. I
can't explain to you the fear that I will see that horrible sailor
that was the last thing my uncle saw. When he died, his face had
such a look of terror on it that we had to have a closed-casket funeral.
There is one unexplained phenomena though: I have been receiving
strange phone calls, but when I pick up the phone, there is nothing
on the line but a strange, high-pitched squeal like a soul in
torment, then nothing. Just deep silence.
Have you been trying to contact me?
Yours,
Francis |
Vince is not worried:
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Dear Francis
How are you feelling today i hope you still cope fine well i thank you very much for the signature that is been made which means very soon you will be coming down here to teach my framily as well as daine with us please you can now contact the Agency at [email protected] he will furnish you with all the details concaining your traveling document, Thanks and always be strong so try to contact him am sure he will reply you possitively ..
Yours Family
Vincs Family |
So, the evil gets even closer....
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Vince,
I wish this to hurry, for there is SOMETHING trying to get close to me, for what purpose I do not know. I can not sleep anymore and electronic devices seem to malfunction whenever I am around.
My faculty advisor and I were in the park, discussing my move to Nigeria, when a strange old man came up to us. He asked if I were Mr. Thurston (some people say I look like my deceased uncle), and when I replied "yes," he gave me a strange statue. As soon as I received it, a fear went through my body. It is a statue of the creature that haunts my dreams!! I have included a photo of it. Perhaps this is a creature from Nigeria?
Please hurry, I must leave this cursed place,
Francis |
Here is the picture I sent:
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yaramaz
Joined: 05 Mar 2003
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Location: Not where I was before
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This one isnt actually about teaching, but I was pretty tickled to receive it considering I dont even play football:
hello Player,
How are you doing today? Hope you are fine. I just
want to use this opportunity to inform you of the new
offer which i have for you
in P.S.V Eindhoven Football club in Holland, and I can
also take you to a soccer club in
New-Zealand,Australia and United State of
America.
If you are interested, i will advice you to send me
your CV(RESUME) so that i can access and forward to
the club.
As i told you earlier on that TRENDS international will serve you
and link you to the best team suited your taste but
you need to train hard.
I also want to advice you to take the Full advantage
which TRENDS International have for you. I want you to
include your telephone Number in your next reply so
that i can call you for better explanation.
Thank you and Hope to hear from you.
YOURS IN SPORTS
MR TERRY BROWN
TRENDS INTERNATIONALS SPORTS
TEL: 234-80-34035799
EMAIL:[email protected]
HEADQUARTER BRANCH OFFICE.
9676 SAN ANDREAS DRIVE,
UNION CITY
CALIFONIA
99864
USA
FAX: 510-475-8790 |
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swetepete
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
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Location: victoria, canada
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Hooray! Got another one today! This time Jerry has changed his name and his picture of the family is different but I recognize my old buddy, I'm quite sure. Here's what he sent...look, he even forgot to take the parantheses from the (insert oil company name here) bracket.
"My name is Wilson Brown.
And I am married to Lilian. We are from
Portugal, working and residing in Nigeria on contract for (SHELL).
My wife and Children are not really good when it comes to speaking English hence we require an ESL Teacher to come and spend One year with us. You
would teach my wife and my two kids how to speak English and
some writing too. This is very important to me hence I would be
offering to pay you $4500 every month.
You would have a Private Live-Out or Live-In Accomdation depending on
your preference with Private Bathroom, SittingRoom and Bedroom. Your room
would also be furnished with a TelevisionSet, an Internet Ready
Computer System and a Fixed Landline telephone. If you can drive,We can make arrengment for that too.
You would take them in English Classes every evening. You would also
have the weekends off .Weekends with us is very fun as we visit fun
spots, go sightseeing and amusement parks. Do not worry about your travel
arrangements as we would assist you in that regards when the time comes.
I have attached our family picture for you.
Please write me on my personal e mail address
[email protected]
I hope to hear from you in earnest."
I replied in earnest that "the job sounds wicked, bro, but isn't nigeria in, like, africa or something? and don't everybody who go's there get all like shot up and AIDSy and Al Qaedad and stuff? But like, whatevs, I'm just flippin burgs right now anyways, bro, an I'm from Da Hood and I know all about that @#@$, I can totally bust those &^@$$% up if they come at me or yer precious liddle flowers. Probly i'll take it man, even though i got an email from some other bro who whants me to come play, like, football or soccer or something, for his team in england, so i maybe will go for that instead, you know?
"Reply in confidence, Willie me bro. Peace..."
Still no reply tho. Guess I went too far overboard too early. |
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been_there
Joined: 28 Oct 2003
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Yes, Poor Jerry. I'm still baiting him. A recap of the story so far:
Hugh, desperate to leave the USA, has applied for a job in Nigeria, but his overbearing mother does not want him to leave. Desperate to prove that this is a good job with a kind employer, Hugh asks jerry to send a photo of himself holding up a sign that says, "I love a Hugh Drack". The first attempt, however is a PhotoShop crapout, and Hugh careenes towards a life of shame....
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Dear Hugh, how are you , well i have heard you
> and i appreciate that; but you just have to be fast about it so that
> your
> traveling documents; will be ready at once and which will be forward to
> you immidiately for your full confirmation and then what esle than to
> start flighying down here in Nigeria without waist of time, so try
> and send them those things; immidiately am sure i must be back soonest
> then complete my own mission> with you and your paprents because like
> i said i left an instruction> with my driver Benjamine about your
> requirement and which am 100% sure> that he must be through with it
> and it will simply be send to you as you> wish there is nothing esle
> to worry about, besides yesterday my driver> called me but though i
> was not hearing him clarely but am sure he might> be through with that
> because i instruct him to give me a call> immidiately he is through
> with that, so gohead and send them the> requirement today or tomorrow
> and i want the Agency to email me with> possitive > reply from you
> which i will appreciate then expect me soonest
> from travel> and immidiately i come back i MUST and MUST send you an
> email with the> welcome picture completely this time arround and i
> know you will like it> so please just gohead and email the Agency with
> thier requirement from> you for the sake of thier terms and times of
> work i will be greatfull> okey, Thanks and we all love you Yours
> Family Jerrys FamilyJerry |
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Jerry,
Your dumb photoshop picture got me BEATEN by my mom. She thinks you are trying to kidnap me.
SHE WORKS FOR A GRAPHIC ARTIST AND KNOWS PHOTOSHOP!!!! I showed here that crappy thing you sent me and she took a coat hanger and beat my ass black and blue!!!!!
I've been locked in my room for two days and just snuck out because she is drunk asleep.
I TOLD you: Go get ANYONE, black, white or green, put a piece of paper
in there hand welcoming me to Nigeria and all the problems are solved.
She says she will KILL me if I try to trick her again.
PLEASE do this for me so we can be together!!!
Love
Hugh |
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Dear Hugh Drack, Why havent we hear from you is any thing the matter? just be free to contact me i will get back to you, keeping silent will
> not solve the matter so try to contact me as soon as possible i will
> reply you immidiately, ThanksYours FamilyJerry Whilton |
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Jerry,My mom thinks I am faking this whole thing and will not let me leave thehouse. She says I am trying to run away (which I am). When your driver Benjy sends the picture, I'll say that it's you and she will let meleave the house, then I can send the info to the immigration man.HURRY!
I love you, Hugh |
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I just got out of there!!!! It was HORRIBLE!!! My mom sent me off to
live with my Aunt who is a nun in Australia, but I just RAN AWAY!!!
I can't believe it, I'm living on the street now, just managed to get
into this internet cafe, the owner lets me use the computer, but he
LOOKS at me in a strange way.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! I stole some money from my Aunt,
but I don't know how long it will last. I don't have time to send Jerry
an email, so tell him to HURRY!!! TELL JERRY TO HURRY!!!
Here is the scan for the money. You have to go to www.wusecure.com * and
type in the code name and password:
Password: 0xxx
user name: xxxxx
I've scanned the form. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
My mom is going to KILL me!!
Love
Hugh |
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> Dear Hugh Drack,
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> Your message was successful but we cannot confirm the payment
> because of an error in the tracking number which is xxxxxxxx
> so correct the tracking number immidiately and send it back as
> soon as possible so that we will forward you all the traveling
> document within tomorrow or next and we are making every
> immidiate arrangement towards your traveling papers which should
> be ready within 2 days after the confirmation of the payment so
> try as much as possible to correct the tracking number so that
> we can be able to confirm the money and then forward you all
> your necessary traveling papers through DHL for your own
> confirmation also which will contain all the informations that
> you need which will enable you fly down to Nigeria immidiately
> Thanks
>
> We are waiting for Immidiate reply
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> Nigerian immigration Dept. |
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Hey, I'm living on the STREETS here, just get me out of here. Send word
when you send the tickets so I can go steal them from my mom's house.
You wouldn't BELIEVE what I have to do to get the sleezeball here to let
me on the internet.
the nubmer is under the bar code on the lower right corner. it is
1xxxxxxxxxx. Just go to that website I sent you and type in the info.
Quickly. this guy here is trying to pimp me out, saying I could make it
as a *beep*. Wouldn't you love me more if I weren't?
Love
Hugh
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*Please note that the WUSecure thing is a modality to convince the scammers that Hugh (or whoever) is SERIOUS about the money. It's like politics (or sex, I suppose): Jam today will keep them happy for a while, but jam TOMORROW, well, THAT will keep someone going for a VERY LONG TIME... |
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White_Elephant
Joined: 02 Sep 2006
Posts: 175
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| guangho wrote: |
| All funds should be remitted to Fubu-Budu Postal Station, in the town of Nevergonnagetit which is located in the fabled island paradise of ScamYoMama. |
This is so good it belongs on a T-Shirt. Love it |
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thrifty
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 1665
Location: chip van
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| You are all such wags. |
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