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Long ai gu



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheeba why would you want to intentionally have children if you knew that the whole s.h.i.t.h.o.u.s.e was going up in flames (to quote Jim Morrison who was probably quoting someone else), I would think this a horrible thing to do to a young life.
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Henry_Cowell



Joined: 27 May 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can somebody tell me what "long ai gu" means in Chinese?
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Malsol



Joined: 06 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long ai gu wrote:
Malsol if you use the word are you must pluralize the word rule. Please tell me of the rule(s) we MUST follow, I do not know of them.


Sorry but I do not speak "TROLL."
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cj750



Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

at least I did'nt go Michael Richards on ya....

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CJ750 I attacked you once in a previous thread and I just want to say that I'm sorry for doing this and i thought you were suggesting that I was a f,a,g (a cigarette of course) look at how wrong I can be.



No dis intended...I just take punch lines where they lay..habits of working in a comedy club for ten years...
Congrats on the new addition to you family....maybe you can get a refund on that condom...and start a "college fund"
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danswayne



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long ai gu wrote:
Malsol if you use the word are you must pluralize the word rule. Please tell me of the rule(s) we MUST follow, I do not know of them.


When soneome can,t use comma,s in the right place or at the right time should they be telling others how to spell?!.,
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sheeba



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long ai qi .Good point and I have thought about it.The quote is on one of my favourite drumnbass records and it goes down pretty well in clubs. I did think that it would haver been better to quote ' I wanna have had my kids before the whole xit house goes up' but then my kids kids are still screwed aren't they so what does it really matter in the long run ? no one deserves to go up but it's probably gonna happen one day isn't it?
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

By popular demand -

Rule #1 - The Chinese boss is always right.
Rule #2 - If you do not like Rule #1 do a midnight runner
Rule #3 - Never discuss the following subjects, in or out of class
Taiwan political status
Your religious beliefs
Criticism of the Party
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Long ai gu



Joined: 22 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long ai gu means Dragon Love Drum. I was given this name by a man from Chongqing who I was playing music with,,,, I'm a drummmer, so that explains why I speak Troll and don't use commmmmas in the write plase,... Lemme know if want Troll lesssons Masola,,,,, I'm varrry goode at teashing Troll,.,.,.,. I thank you for not attacking me personally as your quote says,,,...

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Long ai gu



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CJ,,, I've broke 8 condoms in China so far and all I've got to show for it is a baby and AIDS.....It's hard to be a Chinese Romeo. Umm ...dude,,,.
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

87 posts in 3 days, been in China 5 years and only now shows up on Dave's.

Been a musician but posts on a teacher's board like some kind of an expert or something.

Broke 8 condoms but not smart enough to quit using them before he got aids and did his part to increase China's population. 400 million + or - women in China and he had to mess with one of the 36 mil with aids.

And he protests: I am not a troll.

REALLY?

I have a vision of a lillipution sittin under a bridge somewhere laughing his arse off at us.
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cj750



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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CJ,,, I've broke 8 condoms in China so far and all I've got to show for it is a baby and AIDS.....It's hard to be a Chinese Romeo. Umm ...dude,,,.


Well I tried to be a Chinese romeo..but ended up in a Chinese rodeo riding a fat guy named "Wong" .... afterwards..my girlfriend told me she felt like blowin chunks..I felt sorry for her til I found that

Chunks was Wong's first name..
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Henry_Cowell



Joined: 27 May 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Malsol wrote:
87 posts in 3 days... I have a vision of a lillipution sittin under a bridge somewhere laughing his arse off at us.

Sorry but I do not speak "TROLL."

Said the pot to the kettle.
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Henry_Cowell wrote:
Malsol wrote:
87 posts in 3 days... I have a vision of a lillipution sittin under a bridge somewhere laughing his arse off at us.

Sorry but I do not speak "TROLL."

Said the pot to the kettle.


Henry you little putz!
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Henry_Cowell



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On 27 November, the MalTroll wrote:
Henry you little putz

On 24 November, the MalTroll wrote:
Poor Henry, he is just a putz and he knows it.

I'm flattered that the MalTroll is increasing his vocabulary due to my promptings. He'll soon be a full-fledged member of J-for-J.
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Malsol



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Henry - heard the JDL kicked you out, again.
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