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dmb
Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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 Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:46 pm Post subject: Rate your chip van |
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Based on the following criteria
1) salary/wages
2) maturity of customers
3) integration of Turkish and Foreign Staff
4) working environment
5) management
6) fringe benefit
7) available resources
( and Bulley's surprise category- quality of home brew served under the counter) |
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thrifty
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 1665
Location: chip van
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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My chip van:
1) salary/wages enought to live on 5
2) maturity of customers drinkers 2
3) integration of Turkish and Foreign Staff Brit only 10
4) working environment new chip van-no students or DOSes 9
5) management me 10
6) fringe benefit free food and no students or DOS
7) available resources new mobile catering outlet and plenty of tea and chips 9 |
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Baba Alex
Joined: 17 Aug 2004
Posts: 2411
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:29 am Post subject: |
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| thrifty wrote: |
My chip van:
1) salary/wages enought to live on 5
2) maturity of customers drinkers 2
3) integration of Turkish and Foreign Staff Brit only 10
4) working environment new chip van-no students or DOSes 9
5) management me 10
6) fringe benefit free food and no students or DOS
7) available resources new mobile catering outlet and plenty of tea and chips 9 |
"No students or DOS" - Brilliant! |
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tekirdag
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 505
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Being I is from Canada, I would like to rate my future Hot Dog cart.
1) Salary/wages: 8 Will park in front of a bar and will probably get much better money than I am making now.
2) Maturity of Customers: N/A as they will be drunk
3) Integration of Turkish and Canadian Staff: 10 Turkish husband will push cart to location.
4) Working Environment: 0 Will be bloody cold, I reckon!
5) Management: 10 I love myself.
6) Fringe Benefit: 9 Left over dogs. MMMMMM
7) Available resources: 9 If I run out of dogs, can always hit the woods and shoot something furry. Make dogs in my kitchen. Economical.
Ahhhh...dare to dream..
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Sheikh Inal Ovar
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 1208
Location: Melo Drama School
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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Does anyone have a contact address for a job as a roadside weighing-scale attendant ... as a busines gimic to increase takings, I was thinking of reverting to old style scales so that people could stand on the scales and weigh themselves against an exotic animal ...
... you know the type of thing ... you weigh as much as a springbok, a chimp, a zebra ... and who knows ... if things went well I could possibly get a hippo or an elephant for the US tourist $ ... |
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dmb
Joined: 12 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Thrifty looks like you have competition. You only scored yourself 45 total but Tekirdag has crept into the lead with 46. you need some new materials/services my friend |
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tekirdag
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 505
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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Yaaayyyyyy! I am the loser-est! I wonder what Canadians would think about Patso?
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