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Arab Strap · Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 246 Location: under your bed

Guty,

Twll Din Pop Saes!!!!!!!!

Isn't google amazing

More gems on

http://www.insultmonger.com

Hours of fun for the saudibound.

I'm sure a certain fellow 'sweaty' is still propping up the bar there, or thereabouts.............

Tha thu cho duaichnidh ri �arr �irde de a' coisich deas damh!!!!!
(You are as ugly as the north end of a southward traveling ox) in Sweaty Sock lingo no less!!!!!

Sheikh Inal Ovar · Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 1208 Location: Melo Drama School

grahamb · Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Posts: 1945

Guty's right, us Scots are unfortunate: after all, we've got the FEBs for neighbours.
When an Anglo refers to "Jocks" he's just having a bit of fun, but when a Scot (or a Welshman or Irishman) has a dig at the Anglos, he's a racist.
If we'd had one ounce of the gumption of the Irish we'd have kicked them out ages ago.
Irony: an Anglo calling a German arrogant.

Cleopatra · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject:

The Scots have their whisky, the Welsh have their speech
And their poets are paid about ten pence a week
Provided no hard words on England they speak
Oh Lord! What a price for devotion!

The sea, oh the sea is the gradh geal mo croide
Long may it stay between England and me
It's a sure guarantee that some hour we'll be free
Oh! thank God we're surrounded by water

The Danes came to Ireland with nothing to do
But dream of the plundered old Irish they slew
"Yeh will in your Vikings", said Brian Boru
And threw them back in the ocean

The sea, oh the sea is the gradh geal mo croide
Long may it stay between England and me
It's a sure guarantee that some hour we'll be free
Oh! thank God we're surrounded by water

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

^thanks Cleo

Cleopatra · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject:

... and you only have to avoid talking about s**, politics and religion. All the 'hard words on England' you wish to speak are permissible, if not in fact appreciated...

007 · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject:

I thought we have only one poet, Van, but it seems, we have a woman poet as well! Laughing

OK, let me contribute with a poem from my friend dmb: Laughing

Tom Moore made his waters meet fame and renown,
A great lover of anything dressed in a crown,
In brandy the bandy old Saxon he'd drown,
Ant throw them all back in the ocean

Two forign old monarchs in battle did join,
Each wanting their head on the back of a coin,
If the Irish had sence they'd drowned both in the Boyne,
And partition thrown into the ocean

Let me tell you Big Sandals
The Flute Girl's had it.
When I get the sisters in here
We are going to sit on the lot of you,
Come out when gushing platonic.