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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
I'm a Canadian so I understand nothing that is going on here.



I'm a scouser and don't have a clue what's going on here.

Justme, I remember eyeliner guy, he was cool.
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
Runeman obviously has hot and wild camel sex on his mind if he reads that from your simple statement, dmb.

Justme, I've ordered gang colours for Ender. What size is he now? Do you prefer snaps or velcro?


he he he, runeman has a dirty mind. He can't stop thinking about hot camel love.
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dmb



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have felt outside sometimes here since I do not understand the British jokes being a yank and all.
Don't worry Laura. Usually there is nothing to understand..... especially Golighty's jokes.... Mine are only slightly worse.
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tvik



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

does anyone know which country still allows slavery??? i want to move there. or somewhere i can be paid in live-stock and sex slaves. i hear the chinese are even more racist than the jews.... do they allow sex slaves in china???
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaramaz wrote:
Justme, I've ordered gang colours for Ender. What size is he now? Do you prefer snaps or velcro?


Well, my MIL keeps telling me Ender won't grow if I don't wash him every day and if I hold him too much, and she thinks I definitely hold him too much. I also comfort him when he cries and she doesn't care for this either. However, he's already a very good little boy in that he cries every time she holds him, hehe.

What's this to do with his size, you may ask? I decided to the opposite of everything she tells me, and the little bruiser is well into clothes for 6 month babies, even though he'll be just 3 months on Thursday. The last time I went to the doc she suspected me of sneaking him formula because he gained almost 2 kilos in a month.

So he wears size '6 month.' Snaps are better. And I'm not being racist-- I just don't like my MIL very much.
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ender as East LA gangster.

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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaaaaaaaw! Word!
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His mama!
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rock on, gangsta mama!
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Baba Alex



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good to see the youth "keeping it real".
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tararu



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laura777, dont worry love. I announced that l work for ET, and l still haven 't been stoned to death.

Justme, he is absolutely beautiful! On-ya!!


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lovelace



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awww, Ender is so cute!!!
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justme



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy

Thanks guys!
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harry the hobbit



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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I know where my favourite hobbit hat went . Looks cute on him though !
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Golightly



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just to reply to the Runester and Lovelace a couple of pages ago:
I am in no way shape or form a racist. If it were the case, I certainly wouldn't still be a TEFLer after all these years, and definitely wouldn't be married to my wife, believe me! If I tell crap and/or poor taste jokes, then that's just me doing a poor attempt at wit.





*massive fart*




see?

Lovelace, I've already apologised for the beef curtain thing: in mitigation, it was a counterstrike to Baba's minge.
I must say, however, that a 'corned beef curtain' is far more disturbing.
suggests one that's full of fat and falling apart. Razz
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