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[The Great Toad]

So I will come to Japan around January to Osaka by the ferry from busan SK (only 160 Won or about 175 Us Dollars round trip)

I think I will try to save money by living in a hostel. Also, I guess I must travel to Tokyo - if only to see how much of a rip off it is... Further I am thinking it will be cold there so maybe I should wait until the summer... Mu buddy got the Japan Rail pass when he went but I am not sure where to go besides the big city - I could head to the north Island by bullet train and snow board maybe... But I bet that will kill my wallet I will make a wild guess a one day pass is like 200 dollars and a cheap stay at least 7- dollars around the north Island- I could make a snow fort and sleep there but those North Japan bears they use to hunt may attack me when I fall asleep with a jar of honey in my igloo.

I think you all should PM me and ask me to stay on your floor- that would be cheap...

Maybe I should just go to Spain but it may be cold there too...

I assume you all feel I should hike Mount Fuji as well... Mmmm and no doubt I should enter and win a Sumo Campionship ... Any favorite Big city Disco I should go to? How about a forest I must see?

They have the grandest outdoor beach on the south Island but I bet that is a wallet killer too... unless you are one of the pool boys there and could get me in as the English talking Wave Stoat...

Also I was wondering how easy it is for me to get strangers to buy me 300 dollar Dinners... I am a very handsome guy (my students say so) so I am sure I will charm them... Maybe it is hard now and all of you are looking for work as that company shut down... for say twenty bucks I can give you and I will sleep on your floor... Any good hostel choices I should check out? I want to sleep in one of those space coffins too.

OK so feel free to PM me and let me know your idea... I also will go to Oz later on vacation but I guess this is the Japan board so that is incidental...

Arregoto Gazamuss and GoHiOhh Sinsays of Ingles!

[Miyazaki]

Have another drink!

[Plume D'ella Plumeria]

No, it's not a matter of drink. The poster above is a bit of a nut case.

[The Great Toad]

Please be there to greet me on the morrow from the ferry boat

I come in Peace

I shall not Destroy Japan though I like Perry before me am a Man Of War and a Marine of salt and Sublime detachment

Woe to the largest of Sumo who hinders me from the Sweet Raw Fish that awaits my Belly in yon Sushi Slice Places

Many Fish will die In Japn whilst I stay

But few will die for naught as they will come to a great dump of a recycle vat

My weasand is the black sack

I thank you all before hand for giving way to me

The American Backpack sushi sucking Hooligan on his way to another Temple Garden to see

my sleep there will be sublime

the true zen since the other is nonsense

You really should give me some tips

I'd help you all out come your Korea skips

But I guess you all struggle for the man

Whilst I work as hard as a traveling garbage can

vacationing paid the way for me to eliminate

all porcupine fish and poison for a reprobate

but God spare me I will get my fill

Apply for a C00l uni job next year and reap my spill

or write bad poesy afore I go

to Busan's Ferry and see Japan's Monkey Snow

And get chased by them naked round a Hot spring

since as Their Lord King they want to preen

and fondle the fat lice

that grows from my Kim Chee rotten strewn

Locks


PM me to show me around your city

ur best Korean come Japn pal

The Noble Toad