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Stephen Jones
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| I know I shouldn't ask but I will anyway! What is a "rent boy" and how do his duties differ from those of a "toyboy". |
The difference lies in the clients; male for a rent boy, and elder female for a toyboy.
The term 'rent boy' comes from the Victorian slang word 'rent', meaning to blackmail. Perhaps your boyfriend could revise this time-hallowed practice. He could threaten to spill the beans if they don't take out expensive private lessons with you. At least you'd avoid sexual harassment.
And of course if you do experience sexual harassment from your students, then you could divert the problem by getting him to dress up as a lady boy.
In fact your fianc� is beginning to appear pretty useful. Can he cook and do the cleaning as well? |
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phantombedwetter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 154
Location: Pikey infested, euro, cess-pit (Krakow)
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Dedicated to the astounding genius of the TEFL community who have managed to pick up some deadbeat from some far-flung septic turd of a country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHkuHy39eA
Now they ask for our help in finding a job for this degenerate with the IQ of a starfish and the employability of a retarded baboon. |
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Stephen,
Here's my problem - "boytoy" (or "toyboy") has such a euphonious quality to it.
But what the heck rhymes with "geezer?"
Suggestions welcome.
Regards,
John
P.S. I've already copyrighted "geezer please her/pleaser", but the ambiguity worries me. Potential clients might think I specialize in servicing only ladies of, shall we say, more mature years. |
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MO39
Joined: 28 Jan 2004
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Location: El ombligo de la Rep�blica Mexicana
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| Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Stephen,
Here's my problem - "boytoy" (or "toyboy") has such a euphonious quality to it.
But what the heck rhymes with "geezer?"
Suggestions welcome.
Regards,
John
P.S. I've already copyrighted "geezer please her/pleaser", but the ambiguity worries me. Potential clients might think I specialize in servicing only ladies of, shall we say, more mature years. |
I don't find your newly-coined term ambiguous - it appears to say that the pleaser is a geezer, not the pleasee. (And according to my dictionary, a "geezer"is a "*beep*, odd, or eccentric person - used esp. of elderly men"). As a lady of "more mature years", I am happy to say that I won't need to look up "geazer please her" in the Situations Wanted section of the classifieds for a long time!
Note: I can't believe that the innocent adjective "qu--r" was beeped by the censor! |
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SueH
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
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Location: Northern Italy
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| Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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| P.S. I've already copyrighted "geezer please her/pleaser", but the ambiguity worries me. Potential clients might think I specialize in servicing only ladies |
John!
Hey, isn't selective quoting fun! |
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Dear SueH,
Well, if only the selective quoting were a reflection of realty, my problem would be solved. I could put "Bi-Guy" on the cards.
Regards,
John |
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naturegirl321
Joined: 04 May 2003
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Location: home sweet home
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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| CAn we get back to the topic at hand? |
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SueH
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| Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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| CAn we get back to the topic at hand? |
Well, I had to go back to the OP to see what the thread was about and noticed that the OP hasn't re-posted and we still don't know the nationalities involved, which might have an impact on responses.
Still, I thought my example of selective quoting was a serious language point. |
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brucecrawford
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Hello Pinkfrost,
Have you thought of China? They do not seem to be so fussy about qualifications, although schools may require of him a TEFL certificate. I believe that he should do the CELTA or Trinity CerTESOL before travelling anywhere to teach ESOL; that would make things a wee simpler for him.
Kind regards,
Bruce |
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