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ouyang

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 193 Location: on them internets
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:06 pm Post subject: A New Name for the British |
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It appears that we now need a new word to refer to the British. The Race Equality Council in Wales has taken the courageous step of banning this offensive term. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084738/Council-ranks-term-British-negroes-bans-case-upsets-Scots-Welsh-minorities.html. Someone has finally called John Bull's bluff of false inclusiveness.
The only problem is that no new name has been suggested to replace this insidious designation. Most of the alternative titles are not really British in origin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_words_for_British For example, "Limey" is an American word, "Pommy" is Australian, and "Les Goddams" is French, and "Brits" and "Britons" sound too much like "British". So, unless one of you natives of the UK can come up with a new name that acknowledges your disunity, culturally sensitive types like myself will be forced to refer to you separately as Welshmen, Scots, and Englishmen. |
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fluffyhamster
Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 3292 Location: UK > China > Japan > UK again
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Until Scotland, Wales and N.I are issuing themselves their own passports, I guess that 'British' or 'U.K citizen' is what officials internationally (Immigration etc) are going to understand and want to see and hear. In casual conversations however one is of course perfectly entitled to stress or destress one's actual nationality e.g. as a "true Brit", an Englishman, I usually just say that I am from London, and only add 'England' (like in the Austin Powers movie) for those in any doubt as to where "that" London might be (I guess that this is more or less being an "apologist"); those "unluckily" (linguistically-speaking) from more "provincial" places meanwhile would of course be perfectly entitled to stress whatever-sized bit of land would capture and convey things most easily and aptly e.g. "A: I'm from Ballater - B: Eh? - A: Sorry, I should've just said I'm Scottish! (And there's no need for me to add 'British' to that, is there!)." People can work out for themselves what to say, and what was meant etc. No need for Daily Mail hysterics or local council hysterics. (I do sometimes find myself agreeing with the DM somewhat on some "issues" though, even if reading it generally leaves a bad taste in my mouth - not that I myself buy it!). |
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william wallace
Joined: 14 May 2003 Posts: 2869 Location: in between
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Brindia ? Berinidia ? Or go with a symbol like the singer Prince ? |
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jpvanderwerf2001
Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 1117 Location: New York
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:01 am Post subject: |
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I like the symbol idea. Perhaps "Citizens Formerly Known As Brits" would be acceptable? |
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ouyang

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 193 Location: on them internets
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe, they could get the guy who designed the London Olympic logo to come up with a symbol, something with a similar panache that the people can rally around.
[img]http://eccehomo.me/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/london2012_logo.jpg[/img] |
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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New Name for the British:
Gods amongst men? |
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keepwalking
Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 194 Location: Peru, at last
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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But that excludes the goddesses and we can't be having that. |
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ESL Hobo
Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 262
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: |
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How about just changing the first letter "I" to the letter "U",
That's a good idear, innit?
BTW
Happy Birthday Prince Charles!!!!!  |
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Moore

Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 730 Location: Madrid
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: |
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More divisions - yay! - just what the world needs...
...the world was so happy to see the Berlin wall come down and Germany unite, and horrifed by Israels new wall, but at the same time idiots all over the world are insidiously putting up new less visible linguistic barriers, which are a lot more about creating new niche positions for their regional politicians than any actual benefit to the general population.
"EU citizen" is fine by me anyway. |
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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keepwalking wrote: |
But that excludes the goddesses and we can't be having that. |
Like actors and comedians, Gods can be female. |
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Moore wrote: |
...the world was so happy to see the Berlin wall come down and Germany unite, and horrifed by Israels new wall, but at the same time idiots all over the world are insidiously putting up new less visible linguistic barriers, which are a lot more about creating new niche positions for their regional politicians than any actual benefit to the general population. |
I take it you're not a first language Catalan speaker then  |
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Moore

Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 730 Location: Madrid
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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quote: "I take it you're not a first language Catalan speaker then" ...nope!
Just a couple of nights ago I had another Catalan complaining to me that the whole Catalan language thing was going too far and was starting to dissuade outside investors from opening offices in Catalonia and parents starting to realise that their kids level of Castellano ("proper" Spanish) grammar and spelling was so poor after having Catalan only classes at school that they had effectively been restricted to job opportunities within the region, rather than in the rest of Spain and the Spanish speaking world.
..it sort of goes against everything we as teachers are trying to do: unite people via a high-level grasp of a common language.
Personally I've always thought that if you want to express your identity as a group then just buy a funny hat, do an odd local dance and take part in local festivals, but excluding people via language is just plain backward. |
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Stephen Jones
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Personally I've always thought that if you want to express your identity as a group then just buy a funny hat, do an odd local dance and take part in local festivals, but excluding people via language is just plain backward. |
So following your twisted logic Spanish speakers should be educated in English. And just think how the English have been held back by being educated in a linguistic backwater instead of 'learning a common language to a high level' (Sanskrit, Mandarin and Latin spring immediately to mind). |
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ouyang

Joined: 17 Aug 2004 Posts: 193 Location: on them internets
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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You guys must be "Brutish". It seems to me that an acronym might provide a common name while preserving cultural identity. Combine letters from Scots, Welsh, northern Irish, and eNGLISH, and you've got the "SWINGLISH".
Imagine, the next time a pretty girl asks you, "Are you English?", and you could answer with your Austin Powers' accent, "No baby, I'm SWInglish." |
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jonniboy
Joined: 18 Jun 2006 Posts: 751 Location: Panama City, Panama
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Moore wrote: |
More divisions - yay! - just what the world needs...
...the world was so happy to see the Berlin wall come down and Germany unite, and horrifed by Israels new wall, but at the same time idiots all over the world are insidiously putting up new less visible linguistic barriers, which are a lot more about creating new niche positions for their regional politicians than any actual benefit to the general population. |
The barriers are in your mind - you just need to spend a bit more time attending Catalan classes. Countries like Sweden, Finland and even to some degree Latvia manage just fine being bi or trilingual and there's no reason why Catalonia can't do the same. The fall of the Berlin Wall/ Soviet system was as much to do with people asserting their own local rights and rebelling against the imposition of a Russian dominated system as anything else. Same deal in Catalonia - people were murdered for speaking the language that had been spoken there for generations.
I only wish Ireland was as diligent at protecting its national language as the Latvians and Catalans are. |
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