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ralph wiggim
Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 95 Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy...
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:48 am Post subject: |
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I have to give kudos to my school. The fao just had a meeting last night to give us a prep class on how to successfully cheat on the exam. The school is concerned that the teachers will lose their jobs if we don't pass the exam.
So now all the fts in my school are full of crib notes and what we think are the actually answers to the exam.
So my school is ready!
Do you think there will be a posting in China Daily or maybe even a show on cctv9 that ranks what schools teachers did best? |
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Neilhrd
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 233 Location: Nanning, China
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: It exists |
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This is a new test which the Bureau of Foreign Experts Affairs in Beijing has dreamed up as part of the long expected post Olympics crackdown. It is currently being trialled by certain universities and recruiters. It is supposed to be part of the vetting process for applicants for 1st jobs in China. However some schools have got hold of copies and are also asking experienced teachers to take it.
It is a complete farce dreamed up by an 11year old with a first certificate in psychology. I was asked about it by a friend a while ago after he had been told by his university that he had to take it. The official website is vague and the English translation appalling. So to figure out more I entered false details about myself and took it online. After about 3 questions I couldn't stop laughing and just filled in the multiple choice parts at random. Then I just took the micky out of the writing part using as many long jargon words as I could think of not to waste my time. Guess what? I passed!
There are multiple versions selected by the computer at random for each applicant. So anytime you are bored and the bar is shut you could have an amusing evening dreaming up silly names to apply under and answers to really wind them up. |
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North China Laowei
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 419
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:02 am Post subject: HOLD ON |
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Shan-Shan,
Thank you for your information and the site reference.
The site that you referred us to is completely misleading. So I did a DNS look-up on and some backdoor pings and the
the site belongs to a recruiter called www.chinajobs.com. JUST ANOTHER FRIG*ING recruiter who had the "bright" idea to come up with a test like to screen applicants.
Maybe it is being used in some places and maybe it is not being used in anothers -- but this is China and things are far from standard, up-to-and-including the much discussed FEC.
Let's not set off any kind of minor panics on this board...most of us had to weather the trials and tribulations of the Olymp*cs administrative regulations, so this is just one more item, still nascent, still not officially whatever and in the hands of a recruiter.
Additionally, my apologies to Arioch.
And no, Shan-Shan, read what it says. I took the online test. It is to be "used by future employers who check our database for suitable candidates".
The fact that this was "linked" off the SAFEA site means nothing. I would encourage everyone to go read the SAFEA site and see all the things that are linked off of it.
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Tsuris
Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 69 Location: Wasting My Life Away in China
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arioch36
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 3589
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
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\NCL
NCL, u been hitting tha sauce again? I haven't made any post on this thread, just reading in quiet amusement/astonishment
Don't know who u r paraphrasing, but it aint me |
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Shan-Shan

Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 1074 Location: electric pastures
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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Hunan Foreign Guy,
Sorry, but you are incorrect. The link in fact does lead to the "official" SAFEA foreign teacher multiple choice test, for what it's worth. |
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ralph wiggim
Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 95 Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy...
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Shan-Shan wrote: |
| Hunan Foreign Guy . |
Which one of you is HFG? |
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Ms Bean

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 110 Location: Wilmington
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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Wow. That WAS difficult.
"Is it culturally acceptable to hold chopstick [sic] with left hand?"
Depends upon which end of the round table you're sitting on.
"Is it warmer in the summer or in the socialist countryside?"
Equally warm
This was the killer for me:
Can you pass a test in Chinese history?
If I can swallow it, I can pass it. |
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englishgibson
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| It is a complete farce dreamed up by an 11year old with a first certificate in psychology. I was asked about it by a friend a while ago after he had been told by his university that he had to take it. The official website is vague and the English translation appalling. So to figure out more I entered false details about myself and took it online. After about 3 questions I couldn't stop laughing and just filled in the multiple choice parts at random. Then I just took the micky out of the writing part using as many long jargon words as I could think of not to waste my time. Guess what? I passed! |
that's hilarious
cheers and beers to our prep work to become experts in china  |
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ralph wiggim
Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 95 Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy...
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Ms Bean

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 110 Location: Wilmington
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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Last week I went through it. There was no test. It was merely a series of screens which asked for personal information.
So, for the experts who are in the know, know this: there is no test there. |
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ralph wiggim
Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 95 Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy...
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: |
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| Ms Bean wrote: |
Last week I went through it. There was no test. It was merely a series of screens which asked for personal information.
So, for the experts who are in the know, know this: there is no test there. |
Once you register you can take the tests.
They are funny and... umm typical Chinese questions. Some of which most people will have no clue. Even educated types. |
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Ms Bean

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 110 Location: Wilmington
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| I registered. There was no test. Sorry, bud. |
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North China Laowei
Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 419
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:57 am Post subject: Not Correct |
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| I registered. There was no test. Sorry, bud. |
Sorry Mrs. Bean but I registered and yes indeed there is an entire battery of tests as has been described here. This is a psychological aptitude test etc., etc. Nonetheless and regardless of what other posters have written, this is not an official "SAFEA" test by any means but an agency test a la 1950's employment tests in the United States. Read all of the links and information very carefully. Another canard. |
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Ms Bean

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 110 Location: Wilmington
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, bud. I registered, posted my resume in its entirety, uploaded all requested documents, and then attempted to access the tests.
Guess what?
Them there li'l buttons for the four tests don't work, Jimbo!
And I din't see yore resumee up thair nowhere!
Whuddya think a them beans, feller? |
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