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Saudi Arabia - can a fella get a pint?
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trapezius



Joined: 13 Aug 2006
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Location: Land of Culture of Death & Destruction

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 options:

1) Make your own using fruit juice or near beer. (you can make bear, wine, and even hard liquor)

2) Buy someone else's homemade stuff.

3) Buy real stuff (Embassy staff, a prince's drivers/servants, normal Saudis who make a business out of selling Black Label, etc).
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pick option 1 - the other two can be dangerous.

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John
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh, ooh! There always (secret) option #4...

Become an Engrish teacher with an undisclosed Asian Embassy official who likes hangin' out wif' da white folk and goes on monthly excursions to that "Magic Isle" once a month and offers to transport your suitcase full of "Bahraini Bebsi" back thru saudi customs in his trunk on his "official passport"!

My compatriot became quite concerned with my focus on saudi upon noticing all of the "real" liquor that I had in my China cabinet (at the time, the "real stuff" cost SAR 500 per bot'le...and he could see several months worth of it in the cabinet!).

Bottom line...by hook or crook...it can be had. Real or unreal. Sugar (Yuck!) or unsugar!

NCTBA
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scot47



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...............or learn to live without C2HO5H !!
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trapezius



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

C2H5OH Wink
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philipjames



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embassies around the world often have social events at the embassy where expat 'members' are welcome to attend. I occasionally go to the pub at the British Embassy here in Seoul. Do Western embassies in Riyadh offer the same opportunity?

Me would hope so.

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Jameson
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sharter



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:20 am    Post subject: Ha Reply with quote

Scot,no wonder you took the pledge, you were making the wrong stuff. And hear me now; ain't nutten wrong wid sugar!
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15yearsinQ8



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you can't live without it, you're addicted
if you can't live w/out it, don't come to dry countries
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svatopluk



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend used to brew his own wine in a huge bucket in his wardrobe. He called it white wine, while I called it brown wine. Either way it was filthy and produced the worst hangover I've ever known. Once on Christmas Day, which fell conveniently on a Wednesday, I went to his place and we got smashed. This was in Abqaiq at the start of the war in Iraq and so the Saudi cops were everywhere as al-Qaida had threatened to attack Aramco. I walked back to my place - a good mile - but remember absolutely nothing of it and the police must have seen me staggering down the streets, no doubt saying, "There goes another drunk white guy." Maybe his colleague replied, "Well, it is Christmas."

Sid seemed to be freely available if you really wanted it, as it was stolen/bootlegged from hospitals - it's 97% proof. But if you have any regard for your brain then steer well clear.
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scot47



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol

Trapezius is right and the aging, deluded scot47 has made ANOTHER typo !
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

svatopluk wrote:
A friend used to brew his own wine in a huge bucket in his wardrobe. He called it white wine, while I called it brown wine. Either way it was filthy and produced the worst hangover I've ever known.


There are a lot of bad brewers out there. I think a lot of it comes down to who teaches you. I, fortunately (Damn! There goes my liver pinching me again!), got taken under wing by some fine brewers who gave me a good start. After that it was nothing but experimentation. Most won, but some lost. Live and learn...

sharter: I'll bet a dime to a donut that you haven't tried a honey-brew because there IS sumpin' wrong with surgar-brews. And, if there was only one thing that I learned in the big sandbox, it was this:

People who brew with sugar = poor, undertrained teachers. Laughing ... Shocked ... Laughing

Jes' funnin' ya, mate! Very Happy

NCTBA
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veiledsentiments



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Location: USA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

philipjames wrote:
Embassies around the world often have social events at the embassy where expat 'members' are welcome to attend. I occasionally go to the pub at the British Embassy here in Seoul. Do Western embassies in Riyadh offer the same opportunity?

Don't count on it if you are American. We teachers are way too far down the list to be often invited to our embassy. I went on an organized all-day trip in Egypt one year with mostly embassy people, and the only person who would even look at and/or talk to us two lowly teachers was the Asian wife of one of the diplomatic types. They had huge coolers of snacks and soft drinks imported with taxpayer money... and we were offered exactly... nothing. A single female might be invited more than a male in KSA... but neither should count on it to provide their booze.

In all my years in the Gulf, I was invited to exactly two embassy parties... both in Oman. In Kuwait and the UAE? Nope...

VS
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Kipling



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Location: ...Ah Mrs K peel me a grape!!!....and have one yourself!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:41 pm    Post subject: Cheers Reply with quote

Mead (honey beer) is a lovely drink

Mr S, wouldn't very hot water kill the yeast?
I used to brew in the UK hundreds of years ago(or seems like it)
and was always careful with the yeast that produced the amber nectar.

I use other yeasts for other kinds of things now, and those things are all legit in the KSA.

Sir

Mr K Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Cleopatra



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Embassies around the world often have social events at the embassy where expat 'members' are welcome to attend. I occasionally go to the pub at the British Embassy here in Seoul. Do Western embassies in Riyadh offer the same opportunity?


Yes, but for obvious reasons such events tend to be very popular so you have to be 'well connected' to get an invite. The British and US embassies are particularly hard to crack, but other embassies are fairly easy to get into. Generally speaking, you also have to buy tickets for embassy events days or even weeks in advance, so they're not much good for spontaneous socialising.
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Kipling



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Location: ...Ah Mrs K peel me a grape!!!....and have one yourself!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:52 pm    Post subject: I'm only here for the .................... Reply with quote

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C2HO5H !!


Wasn't that an album circa 1971 by Vander Graf Generator???

Far out man Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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