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gharwell1
Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 48
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:11 pm Post subject: Great Paradoxes of ESL |
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I just thought I would throw up a couple of observed Paradoxes I have seen in the field of ESL.
1. A university gave two envelopes to some employees. One had a pay increase and the second a non-renewal letter.
2. An institute in Kazakhstan told a teacher they could get copies of their final exam at 5pm. The test was at 3pm and they understood the situation.
Can yo beat those two? |
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jdl

Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Posts: 632 Location: cyberspace
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:36 am Post subject: |
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paradox-------
Two ducks fying over Dauphin, Manitoba as in, "There go a paradox looking for a grain field in swath to land on" |
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