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Worst choices of English names
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Mallaien



Joined: 04 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found this article about the flip side of naming.. Expats beware when choosing a Chinese name.

http://www.echinacities.com/expat-corner/how-to-pick-a-chinese-name-and-avoid-tattoo-catastrophes.html
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tinytimlin



Joined: 27 Dec 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahaha.. i have an alien, lolipop, an orange and a pillow (?!). oh, and last week i met a middle aged iBoy. Smile
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johntpartee



Joined: 02 Mar 2010
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just started a new term, I have two Oranges (different classes), Juicy, Plum, Bblythe (not a typo, two "b"'s), two Zeros (!), Cairui (pronounced "Carrie"; she insisted).
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creztor



Joined: 30 Dec 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a girl called "If". She chose the name because she says it gives her the feeling of limitless possibilities.
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Lamentations



Joined: 10 Sep 2010
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up to this point, my favorite is - "Nympho". I guess she has limitless possibilities as well! She said she liked how it sounded = ummmph!

I must type, she changed her 'name' to Cara soon after she discovered what the word meant. 'If' only I had gotten there sooner and wasn't a good man.
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Tetris



Joined: 11 Feb 2010
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had plenty of (both male and female) Apples, but only ONE "Chinese Watermelon".

I currently work with a girl named Hebe, pronounced "Happy"; and a girl with the unfortunate name "Fox". And then there are Lauren and Loter (male, twins).

Most of them, though, just have ridiculously repetitive names, such as Coco, Cici, Cindy, John, or Bill. I think the fact that we get five Bills in one class represents the worst choice in naming yet--at least bizarre names are distinctive!
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7969



Joined: 26 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A young female student I met in 2004 was named "Whitey." A more recent encounter with a girl who introduced herself as "Lucifer."
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champ



Joined: 28 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have had students named Dog,Popo,Bobo,Momo,Soso,Banana,Mango,Kiki,CC,Parrot,Tarzan,Cat,Egg,Rice.Plain stupid.
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Non Sequitur



Joined: 23 May 2010
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had 'Hitler', 'Blue Sun', 'Top Boy', 'Snoopy' and 'Nike'.
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BadBeagleBad



Joined: 23 Aug 2010
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

champ wrote:
I have had students named Dog,Popo,Bobo,Momo,Soso,Banana,Mango,Kiki,CC,Parrot,Tarzan,Cat,Egg,Rice.Plain stupid.


haha, might not mean anything in English, but in Spanish popo means crap and bobo means stupid.
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sistercream



Joined: 18 Dec 2010
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Location: Pearl River Delta

PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just off the top of my head (am sure I'll remember more after I've posted!):

Dicaprio, Newton, Jerby, Bonson, Hitler (male)

Heman, Whiffy, Hitler, Kinky (female). Kinky was still in infants school and her parents saddled her with the name - I only hope for her sake that it gets changed by the time she starts using facebook!

I no longer bat an eyelid at weather or food names Rolling Eyes
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petebeatstreet



Joined: 05 Apr 2011
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Location: Where it's at, cat!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexy - skinny 19 year old boy. I said to him it was a bit strange, and he said it was a play on his Chinese name.
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siberiantiger



Joined: 28 Dec 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had Hamburger, Hotdog, Salad, Nero, and Cockroach (all boys). For girls I've had Dogdog, Newsweek, Cherry, and Asbrina.
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The Great Wall of Whiner



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing special.

The latest ones are: Hero, Music, Bumblebee and Pig River.
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Insubordination



Joined: 07 Nov 2007
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Location: Sydney

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say Pig River is pretty special. They're awesome names. Poor people, hippies and famous folks from the west could get some great ideas from this thread.
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