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garbotara
Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 529 Location: China
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:20 am Post subject: |
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| I use lesson plans and teach 3 grades.I repeat the lessons for two of the grades so the prep is not that great.I do get sick of the units after the 8th time, though.Some classes are brighter than others. I have had to dumb down the lesson for two of the classses. |
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Rhino
Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 153 Location: frosty cold one...ehr, Canada that is
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Laurent- who pissed in your cereal that morning. I'm teachin 9 year olds that are just begginers. I dont doubt that your a good teacher nut we're not talking about winging it in every class here. Like others on this forum you probably never read my opeing post - I dont have time to plan lessons for 30 classes! As I told clancy "get off your high horse."
p.s. my chinese motorcycle drives without keys! Cheers |
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anthyp

Joined: 16 Apr 2004 Posts: 1320 Location: Chicago, IL USA
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:39 am Post subject: |
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Well I only do (about) 20 lessons per week but they're all planned. Basically I teach all the freshmen at my college, so it doesn't take a lot of work ... one lesson plan for 18 of my classes, and one lesson plan for the other two, Business English. I think if I had to teach 30 different lessons I would go nuts too. There's no way to prepare for so many classes. You teach 30 hours in China? Why?
I don't usually do a warm up or squirt water at them or anything like that. Maybe that isn't such a bad way to run middle school classes. Saying this will probably get me in trouble, but ... I try to run my class like college - level courses are run back home. I know it's a completely different environment or whatever, but I still teach college students, and my students have come to respect me for it and enjoy class. They know I'm not there to entertain them and play games with them or listen to myself talk for 45 minutes, and I just find it better for me and them to do things this way. I'm not saying other methods are wrong ... different strokes for different folks, right? Whatever works, works. |
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Clancy
Joined: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 162
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 7:36 am Post subject: |
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Hey kids -
Guess you are unaware -
China recruits high school graduates with no teaching experience or training and no college to teach (sic.) English.
China also recruits English teachers (sic) from Nigeria, Cameroon, Phillippines, India, Packistan, Russia, Holland, Bulgaria, Poland, Rumania, etc.
Squirting a student with a water pistol is an assault. This is a criminal matter in China.
Have fun kids. |
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Rhino
Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 153 Location: frosty cold one...ehr, Canada that is
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 7:45 am Post subject: |
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| Laurent, there just is'nt anything for you to base criticism on, you've never seen any of my classes. I would welcome advice from anyone but in this case its hard to give me advice because no one can know my situation. No hard feelings, I just dont take sarcasm that well.Some of the sarcasm on this post poses as arogance, hence the high horse comment. Criticism I can take. My motor bike was borrowed to me by my boss but I think a honda 125 runs at about 3000RMBs or so in this neck of the woods(not too many cars in Yingde) Anything over 125CCs is illegal here. Cheers |
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batman

Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 319 Location: china
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:01 am Post subject: |
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hey laurent, how come your grammar sucks so badly? untill you learn to speak english, i dont think you should be pissing on anyone else. just a thought. ive read several of your post these last few days, and you seem to be an angry, pious sort of *beep*. take it easy before you burst a blood vessel. maybe you sould go back to whatever country you came from.
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batman

Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 319 Location: china
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:05 am Post subject: |
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| My motor bike was borrowed to me |
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where do you people learn to write, anyways? this really is sad, how can you call yourselves teachers if you can't even speak english properly?
i shake my finger at you collectively! |
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Rhino
Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 153 Location: frosty cold one...ehr, Canada that is
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: |
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My motorbike was lent to me.  |
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batman

Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 319 Location: china
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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my apologies rhino.
no apologies for the other loser though.
dopee? whats that?
drunkhard? whats that?
and, yes, sure, i get angry when real teaching jobs go to people who clearly have no command of the english language. it makes me feel true sadness for the students you are willfully ripping off. it's totally fraudulent. do you need a dictionary to decypher my posts? i bet you do.
am i racist? my wife is chinese, maybe you should ask her.
loser. |
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Ailian

Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 192 Location: PRC!
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually sounding like "dopee drunkhard BAT" I would love you to correct my grammar... |
For one, you should be adding an extra period after your ellipses; for two, this isn't exactly a complete sentence/thought, is it? "Actually sounding like 'dopee drunkhard BAT'" -- what is this? Do you mean it to be, "Actually, sounding like a 'dopee drunkhard BAT'"? (To tell the truth, I have no idea what this sentence means at all. Do you want to sound like this "dopee drunkhard BAT"?)
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Your sorry posts start to reflect the mind of a sore and racist loser.... that cannot spell nor write  |
Well, you did use the ellipses + period here, very good! Unfortunately, it wasn't exactly correct, as you happened to add on things later ("that cannot spell nor write"). Four periods (ellipses+period) marks the end of a sentence that information has been left out of. Ellipses really aren't needed when you're introducing a new clause, however, so let's just leave them out, okay? Also, "start to" isn't really worth including. He has already posted, no? His posts must already reflect his bigotry, thus there can be no "starting" to this action. I would also leave out "nor" as that's generally considered to be best paired with "neither" ("can neither spell nor write").
Perhaps: "Your sorry posts reflect the mind of a sore and racist loser who (though "that" is certainly acceptable) cannot spell or write."
I'm sure that you would have preferred Batman to have corrected this, but I love doing this! I'd say that I do it for fun, but that would make me sound like a boring person, wouldn't it? I think it stems from the fact that I've spent twenty-one years trying to learn the differences between French grammar and English grammar. I love you regardless, Laurent! You've the same name as my favorite cousin! <3 |
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Teacher Lindsay
Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 393 Location: Luxian, Sichuan
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:35 pm Post subject: I feel so ashamed. |
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I can barely type.
The blood oozes from my wrists.
Another minute or so ........ |
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kev7161
Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 5880 Location: Suzhou, China
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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Although this is my first full year of teaching English in China, my lesson plans are pretty sparse. I usually just take my month calendar and put in the general idea of what I want to do that day, whether it be a workbook exercise or a game or an out-of-book activity. As for ORAL English - - I've posted before as to how my kids are so reticent to speak, that it is sometimes a struggle. However, I get as many to speak (just a little, at least) as I can by having them do dialogues, read their answers to an assignment we're going over, or some such other thing. Each of my classes are certainly at different levels (and we usually get finished with something much quicker in a smaller class than a large one), so I can't write down something like: "all Senior One classes will complete blah, blah, blah." 'Cause I know it's not gonna happen!
One thing I do though, is keep a diary of sorts - - what we completed that day, what the assignment is for the next class, and any other relevant notes that might help me in my NEXT class so I'm not being too redundant. This "diary" will go a long way in helping me next year and, I hope, it will be a little easier. For all of you that have no previous teaching experience, it is sure easier to "wing it" when you've been teaching for a long time and when you have some back-up things in your desk drawer (word puzzles, 10 minute games/activities, pictures to talk about, a few CDs with some song lyrics printed up, tongue twisters, and so on). You can always write down on your lesson plan: "IF TIME, listen to/discuss a song" (or whatever). I always planned TOO MUCH to do whenever I had a substitute coming in for me back home and it works well for me here as well. |
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gingermeggs

Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 162
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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It's a tough job, Laurent, but somebodys got to do it....
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| Do you ever take a shower with all your cloth on! |
Now what does this mean? Wash cloth? Dish cloth? Could it be "clothes"?
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is that I find it irrelevant, as per what a lesson is.
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You should have stopped at "irrelevant". The rest is redundant, as well as incorrect.
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| to "patch the tinny hole" |
Where I come from that is "a hole in an aluminium boat". I will give you the benefit of the doubt, and pass this off as a "typo."
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| Why don't she writes words on the wall board |
Why "doesn't" would have to be correct here. "don't" sounds very hillbilly-ish. "why don't she "writes words". No need for an "s" on writes.
Wallboard? Probably, BLACKBOARD would be the most used term.WHITEBOARD is acceptable, providing there is one. People who usually write on the WALLBOARD, are usually graffitists, and are normally frowned upon.
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| a randomly fashion |
In my opinion, "in a RANDOM fashion" is correct.
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There, she will teach time management, vocabulary association, creativity, responsibility, grammar, ...
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This is a nonsense sentence. It is not connected to the previous sentence.
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..pistol in a total ..
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This is probably another "typo." pistol IS a...
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| Even if it does not transpire it at the moment, it is received as a negative engram that locks the student's cranial. |
Unfortunately, this is complete nonsense, without any meaning,and does not engender confidence in the writers ability to master the English language.
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YOU ARE NOT HERE TO ASSAULTING ANYONE!!
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A good example of modern Chinglish!
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Teaching is a vocation, not a torture imposed to any.
Psychiatry is an art into understanding others feelings... |
Imposed ON anyone
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| assimilate advises |
Probably should read "advice"
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| Beneath the reason of insanity |
I don't think there is much "reason" in "insanity"
WOW! It certainly was tough,but a lot of fun. Feel free to add anything I may have missed. I didn't look at the punctuation. Well, Laurent.I don't think you will get a job at my school, especially for the high salary you expect. Perhaps you should stay in Europe. |
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Just a guy

Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 267 Location: Guangxi
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Electronic translator comes to my mind when reading much of his posts & the way they are worded. |
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batman

Joined: 12 Oct 2003 Posts: 319 Location: china
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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electronic translator indeed. i agree. the little crybaby complained to the mods about me. wonder if he did it in english.
(good work ginger. im way to lazy to do all that work, but im glad someone did. you get a gold star)
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