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shmooj



Joined: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 1758
Location: Seoul, ROK

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2004 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bindair Dundat wrote:
The guitar is a tough call. The worst of it is the exposure to extremes of temperature. It can get pretty chilly in the cargo hold at 35,000 feet, and if it sits on the tarmac in Abu Dhabi for an hour or two, it'll get a bit warm. Been there, done that, wound up selling it rather than subjecting it to the return trip!

Buy cheapo guitars wherever you go, and sell them when you leave. A little looking will always get you something playable.


Not tough at all. I've never been anywhere without my guitar. The secret to this is first of all to ditch the hard case even if the guitar is worth a thousand bucks. As soon as they see a hard case (which weighs 15kgs anyway) you are committed to the hold and your entire 20kgs going on just your guitar. Aeroflot broke my hard case anyway so I learned the hard way.

I take my guitar in a soft padded case as hand luggage. I have never failed in over ten years of doing this, in getting my guitar in the cabin. Of course, I have my years of experience to back me up if, as happened on Koreana the last time I flew, they give you hassle. They conceded it could be stowed in the huge (for a plane) cupboards they have lurking in recesses in the aircraft.

Check in never ever comments on the guitar. It is the departure lounge that is sometimes an issue. There I get a little serious, quote all my previous experience and then ask them to find a little cupboard on board. It works every time. Mostly though, I just shove it in an overhead locker.

If you are a guitarist, it isn't a tough call... Wink
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James_T_Kirk



Joined: 20 Sep 2003
Posts: 357
Location: Ten Forward

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2004 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tell that to Oliver Stone! My friend queued behind the great director at Bangkok airport. In the inevitable delay, Stone lost it with the staff. Obviously he knew nothing about Thailand, because if he had he wouldn't have lost it with Thais. It is bad form to lose it with Thais.

"Do you know who I ****ing am?" he screamed. "I'm Oliver ****ing Stone!!!!!"

Er, something like that.


Damn egomaniacal Hollywood directors!

As others have mentioned, if you encounter a problem at the airport, kill them with kindness. I was checking-in for a flight to Tokyo on JAL in Bangkok, and I got into the wrong line...the check-in desk computer in my line was acting up. Well, an hour and a half later, after practically everyone else had checked in, I finally got my chance. They gave me a really crappy middle seat in the back of the plane. I was very polite with the attendent, told her that I wasn't thrilled with my seat assignment, and asked if there was anything they could do for me. She said no, but suggested I talk with the manager on duty. He apologized and told me the flight was completely booked and there wasn't anything that could be done regarding my seat assignment...I was stuck in my terrible seat. I smiled, thanked them for their time, and went off to find my gate.

Fast forward thirty minutes later. When I arrived at my gate, they called for my name over the PA system. I went to the gate check-in desk, and the JAL attendent presented me with an aisle seat on the exit row! My guess is that the manager I spoke with earlier appreciated my kindness and hooked me up! Who says nice guys finish last?

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I've got another Oliver Stone story that involves a bag of grass and a brothel, but i'll save it for now.


Pray, do tell!
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khmerhit



Joined: 31 May 2003
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Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2004 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK--Oliver Stone is in Cambodia scouting locations (again). A colleague of mine has arranged to bring him some grass with another colleague, and they go to meet him in the parking lot of a welll-known army-owned downtown brothel, where Stone is waiting with his host/minder/fixer/govt friend (the brother of a third colleague) in a parked car. Phew. Got all that? So colleagues no 1 and no 2 show up at the appointed hour and pass the grass thru the window, but Stone thinks its a journalistic set-up and that he's about to have his picture taken receiving the bag, so he bends down inthe front seat with the bag in an attempt to shield his face. Then colleague no 1 tries to engage him in conversation, hinting about the money for the bag, but Stone continues to shield his face and refuses to touch the bag, which is now lying between the seats. Colleague no 1 starts giving Stone a hard time, saying What's up man how come you're not coming across with the moo-lah, and so on. he doenst really care that it's the great director, he worked in New York as a bartender for years and he's seen a lot, plus he's on home turf (so to speak) and Stone is not. He's only joking, really, he doesn't care about the money, but he knows OS is shit-scared that he is about to be made into headline fodder! Well, on it goes, until the minder drives them out of there with my colleague shouting after him.

Hmmm. I guess you had to be there, but it's a True Story.
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Joachim



Joined: 01 Oct 2003
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes it's worth not being cheap and flying business class, as they usually double your baggage allowance, and you can actually sleep then!

You will rarely have a problem flying between Bangkok/Hong Kong/Singapore and the Indian subcontinent, where they know that people will be travelling with 3 times the baggage allowance, so the main airlines (TG, SQ, CX) deliberately undersell tickets, knowing the weight of the plane is going to be excessive.

Lufthansa are the worst, they attempted to change me $50 US for each additional kilo on a flight from Frankfurt to Singapore, the total excess baggage ended up costing more then the flight!. Thai have never questioned my excess baggage, even when I've been 15kg over. China Airlines do, but the fees are totally reasonable - about $5US per excess kilo.
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scot47



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lufthansa just wanted to reinforce their image as law-abiding and efficient Germans. IATA rules state that excsess baggag should be cgarded at 1 percent of the first-class single fare per kilo.

That ain't cheap.

How do I know this useless information ? I used to be a TEFL teacher with an airline !
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Dr.J



Joined: 09 May 2003
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never had any problems taking a guitar - I second the soft-case strategy. The chicks dig it too.

There is a theory that we actually need lots of stuff in a psychological sense, as if our minds cannot be at rest until we have enough physical possessions and are sufficiently provided for; a throwback from our caveman days.

Besides, you never know, you might just need that little plastic ring that's fallen off something, or that bent paper clip. You ever notice that there's never a bent paper clip around when you need one?
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