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khmerhit · Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 7:25 pm Post subject: pathetic home-made jokes

I never remember jokes, and i certainly cant make them up. However i just thought of one and thought i should give it a test run. Here it is. Does anyone else have home-made jokes, very broadly defined of course...

Q. What do you call a rock n roll band on anti-depressants?

A. The Prozac Mountain Daredevils. Sad

dyak · Joined: 25 Jun 2003 Posts: 630

... ok, I have one:

Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a hoover?

A: The location of the dirtbag.

I know, I know... <quietly leaves the stage>

Capergirl · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 12:27 pm Post subject:

khmerhit · Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject:

Aramas · Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 2:42 am Post subject:

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick Smile

Atlas · Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 662 Location: By-the-Sea PRC

What wears a cape and flies around at night annoying people?

A mosquito with a cape.

cimarch · Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 358 Location: Dalian

What has 6 legs and flies?

3 pairs of trousers

Why are posters on Dave's so quick to snap at people?

'CAUSE WE JUST ARE, RIGHT? AND NONE OF YOUR HIPPY/NAZI, LEFT WING/RIGHT WING BELIEFS WILL MAKE US CHANGE!!!! Twisted Evil

latefordinner · Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 973

This isn't original, but it was effective. I was visiting the family of a freind and co-worker this weekend, when they asked me how long I have been in China. I replied, "I came here 15 kilograms ago"

kev7161 · Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 5880 Location: Suzhou, China

OK, it's not original and it's one of those "dumb blonde" jokes (so no offense intended to any blondes out there - natural or not) and it's a little . . . . dirty (but not too bad). But it is school related and I just laughed and laughed at it when I read it the first time:

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's encased in a plum-colored Victoria's Secret Angel bra.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No, Sweetie, it's because you're 23."

Aramas · Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 11:55 pm Post subject:

Q: What's a gay second date called?
A: A rebuttal Smile