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Hector_Lector
Joined: 20 Apr 2004 Posts: 548
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, the full saying is - a woman for duty, a boy for pleasure and a melon for ecstasy! |
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Boy Wonder
Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 453 Location: Clacton on sea
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:16 am Post subject: |
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and i am a boy for your pleasure...especially the sleazy carnal variety.....! |
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scot47
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 6:57 am Post subject: |
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A spell in the Balkan Peninsula has led me to renouncing unnatural practices. Strictly hetero !
And incidentally Bulgaria is FULL of scrumptious women - but don't let on to the wife ! |
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grahamb
Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Posts: 1945
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:42 am Post subject: How to invest your Saudi nest egg. |
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Scot47, I see a business opportunity on the horizon: a matrimonial agency bringing together lonely bachelors and Bulgarian beauties. |
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scot47
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:39 am Post subject: |
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Others have spotted this opportunity before you. Some call it "pimping". |
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grahamb
Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Posts: 1945
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 9:34 am Post subject: Business in the Balkans |
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Sentimental fool that I am, I was thinking of long-term, romantic relationships. |
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scot47
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Send me 500 Euros and I will fix you up. |
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Bindair Dundat
Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 1123
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:39 pm Post subject: Re: How to invest your Saudi nest egg. |
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grahamb wrote: |
Scot47, I see a business opportunity on the horizon: a matrimonial agency bringing together lonely bachelors and Bulgarian beauties. |
Would that it were that easy! The Bulgaran beauties who have a mind to leave usually find the door all by themselves; those who stay, being beauties, tend to be satisfied with the status quo. IOW, as Mr. 47 and I have found out, foreign men seem to marry in as often as the local girls marry out; you don't marry a girl, you marry her culture.
And just wait 'til you meet her mother!
Ay-yai-yai!
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Bindair Dundat
Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 1123
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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scot47 wrote: |
And incidentally Bulgaria is FULL of scrumptious women - but don't let on to the wife ! |
It's summertime again, Mr. 47! All the mangoes are out in their vulgar little Britney pants and those over-the shoulder tee-shirts with provocative inscriptions. My hair stylist shoved her huge calabazas in my face the other day, so close I had to go cross-eyed to read the "Small But Dangerous" message that overlay her topography. My all-time favorite is the one with the hand-prints that says, "Don't Look, Touch!".
Every day I thank Allah that sinful attitudes and demeanors are still alive and flourishing in these far-flung outposts of civilization.
The best-looking women are in Yambol, BTW.
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scot47
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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Be careful. You might get to like it in Bulgaria. Then there is no escape. And would you want ME as a neighbour ?
But it is a huge relief to be in BG after the Middle East. |
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dmb
Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:23 am Post subject: |
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scot47 wrote: |
But it is a huge relief to be in BG after the Middle East. |
It's a relief to be anywhere after the ME |
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grahamb
Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Posts: 1945
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 10:02 am Post subject: Bulgarian brides |
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Thanks for the offer, Scot47, but alas, I'm penniless having sent everything to an unfortunate Nigerian who's trying to get his millions out of the country. |
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