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[Egas]

Speaking of people with too much time on their hands, I thought I'd just test out Dave's software...

You're all a bunch of fucking poofters.
Fucked if I know anything about English.
Get the *beep* of my thread, arsehole.
Hey boss, eat shit and die.
Suck my cock, *beep*. Any more questions?
You're a damn faggot, ain't cha?
You're a fucking wanker mate. And all the rest of you lazy sons of bitches in this class.
Don't *beep* with me, *beep*. Try your mother instead!
You've got shit for brains, you pigeon-toed pea-brain. Now see me after class.
Did anyone ever tell you that you are a complete and utter *beep*? Let me be the first.
Your a fucking cunt, simple as that. Now get the *beep* out of my classroom.
I know an arsehole when I see one. And I'm lookin' at one right now!
Jerk off!
You remind me of that fucking tenth grade idiot with shit for brains, you damn faggot!
Kiss my ass, bitch!

How's that? Receiving me loud and clear?

[R]

Hmm.. *beep* arsehole

[R]

Ah, that'll be American software then. Feel free to swear in the Queen's English!

[gerard]

What is a "poofter.???"

[R]

It's another word for faggot

[chastenosferatu]

poofter? that would be limey for a homosexual...

[R]

Although it's falling out of use. As with many other terms, we've started adopting the american slang. Cue 'hilarious' puns on the word 'fag' (nore usually a term for a ciggy over here). Why am I giving unsolicited basic Englsh lessons to people who are a)English teacers and b)world-travelling types? I must be bored...

Rob.

[R]

On bollocks. You see? You see? The *bleeped* word in the last post was f a g.

[R]

Note that I can say "bollocks", though.

[Freaky Deaky]

You're all a bunch of cunts

[chinasyndrome]

The skeet pullers of the software world.

[chinasyndrome]

These are my colleagues, and these are our lives.

[Anne-Marie Gregory]

Ahah yes, how the intelligencia entertain ourselves.
Speaking of which, I once had a student who'd been 'chased by a large bollock' !!!!!!

[chastenosferatu]

I had a student who once posited to me that "an octopus is that animal in the sea, you know, the one with eight t e s t i c l e s."

[Egas]

Well *beep* me if this yankee software doesn't know what a poofter is! But at least it knows what an arsehole is when it sees one. I betta get the *beep* outa here.