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Roger
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Well, we non-Americans date Chinese chicks too, yet no one would call us "imperialists". Why is that?
COme to think of it - most of us don't date Chinese girls at all; the Chinese girls look for us, pick us and bed us - or not. IMperialism? Imperialism in reverse! |
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waxwing
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| Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:50 am Post subject: |
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uh .. yeeesss... I don't think you quite got the idea of this thread, Roger 
Btw Denise I liked your first one |
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waxwing
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Location: China
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| Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:57 am Post subject: Re: * |
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| TEAM_PAPUA wrote: |
' Honest opinions & observations of China '
A tried & tested thread which will be followed with the inevitable 'if you don't like it you should go home'
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Yes maybe we need to tart this up a bit, e.g. 'Meditations after my first month in China: when will these scum realise they aren't civilised at all, 5000 years my arse'
bit long 
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'I've never taught or traveled before, can anyone please tell me where I should work & who I should work for, I am looking for the highest salary and shortest hours possible '
Usually followed by lot of posts demanding the OP do a search
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Absolutely, but these don't tend to last so long
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' Anything to do with EF '
Always lots to talk about there
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As an ex-EFer I like that one Let's see, can we make it: 'EF has the best pay and conditions in the TEFL world, bar none (thoughts after my first week in China)'
well come on guys, I'm sure you can improve on that
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'Anything to do with dating - goes down like a sh*t sandwich on the Japanese forum'
As stated, not popular on the Japanese forum, incredibly popular on the Chinese forum & not mentioned on the Indonesian forum - draw your own conclusions about tha one!
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What does it mean? People don't like dating in Japan or Indonesia? |
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El Llama
Joined: 12 Jul 2004
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Location: The Big Durian
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| Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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| I think it's because the western imperialist English teachers in Indonesia don't need any help. In fact they don't even need to learn the language. In the right (?) kind of bar, a simple grabbing of the arm/dragging out by the hair/saying, "me you go home" seems to be all the dating advice they need. |
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TEAM_PAPUA
Joined: 24 May 2004
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| Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:58 pm Post subject: * |
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Dating doesn't go down well (excuse the pun) on the Jap forum as most teachers are afraid to even mention it for fear of being fired!! Gets tons of responses on the China forum as everyone is searching for it but most don't know where to get it & as for Indonesia - well, let's just say it's neither rocket science nor a fine art for the boys over there!
I'm in China & can't wait to return to Indonesia
T_P  |
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Bindair Dundat
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| Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Roger wrote: |
Well, we non-Americans date Chinese chicks too, yet no one would call us "imperialists". Why is that?
COme to think of it - most of us don't date Chinese girls at all; the Chinese girls look for us, pick us and bed us - or not. IMperialism? Imperialism in reverse! |
If you're sitting around waiting for them to jump you, you're not being da man.
OTOH, if you're pulling them -- hats off to you!
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TEAM_PAPUA
Joined: 24 May 2004
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Location: HOLE
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| Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:02 am Post subject: * |
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Dammit - I'm definitely in the wrong city!!!
T_P |
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psychedelic
Joined: 11 Feb 2003
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Location: China
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:31 pm Post subject: American Imperialists dating cute young Asian women |
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Hello B.D.,
Too funny!  My favorites are "Or:What's......Euro-Peons,Canadian.....Wisdom..eh? ,Canada's......Culture." They MUST be doing something right with all the So. Koreans that RAVE about Canada, and dis the U.S.A.  |
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Bindair Dundat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:22 am Post subject: Re: American Imperialists dating cute young Asian women |
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| psychedelic wrote: |
| They MUST be doing something right with all the So. Koreans that RAVE about Canada, and dis the U.S.A. |
When I was in Korea, the Koreans hated the U.S., of course, but a lot of academics raced their pregnant wives right over to California so they could dop the pups on American soil and get themselves a real live US citizen in the family; better than a green card any day.
BD |
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Magoo
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
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Location: Wuhan, China
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'Why are Western women so fat/ugly/unfeminine'
'Calling Western d y k e s-the chicks here lurve me' (I loathe the word 'chick' by the way, except in the ornothological sense.)
'Correct spelling/grammar is a myth; it's the meaning that counts'
'You wouldn't have a country without the Brits' (just came off the Empire thread-I really should talk to my wife more) |
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justcolleen
Joined: 07 Jan 2004
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Location: Egypt, baby!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:06 pm Post subject: Re: American Imperialists dating cute young Asian women |
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| Bindair Dundat wrote: |
| psychedelic wrote: |
| They MUST be doing something right with all the So. Koreans that RAVE about Canada, and dis the U.S.A. |
When I was in Korea, the Koreans hated the U.S., of course, but a lot of academics raced their pregnant wives right over to California so they could dop the pups on American soil and get themselves a real live US citizen in the family; better than a green card any day.
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I live smack dab in the middle of one of those citizenship farms right now.
I swear, the international ladies are all either pregnant or pushing strollers.
Colleen |
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chi-chi-
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
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Location: In la-la land
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Is it called the East Sea or the Sea of Japan?
Who are better mothers? Koreans, Japanese, or Americans?
Which is better, American football or rugby?
Who has better teeth and legs, Japanese, Koreans, or Thais?
Who looks better? Miss Trinidad and Tobago or Miss Slovenia?
Which is the best bar to go to in such-and-such town?
Where is the best place to get laid in such-and-such town?
Who is vainer? Koreans or Japanese?
Who are better? Australians or Kiwis?
And is "Kiwis" and offensive term, or should we be politically correct and call them New Zealanders? And what about the Maoris? And oh my goodness do not ask this parellel question on the Japanese forum?
Anyway 90% of the conversations can be summed up like this: let's go back to Pre-Algebra, where "X" ALWAYS equaled "Y", (just for the sake of arguement). Well some of us have moved on to calculus where there are, like, unknown variables that change the equation everytime. |
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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004
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Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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More of those shortest possible threads and their OPs:
"My Qualifications for the Presidency," by G. W. Bush
"Understanding, Tolerance, and Respect," by John Ashcroft
"Etiquette: How to Master It," by Richard B. Cheney
"Tell the Truth -- Always," by Oliver North and Elliot Abrams
"Democracy for Dummies," by Iyad Allawi (ghost-written by Paul Bremer)
"Spelling Made Simple," by Dan Quayle |
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skeptic
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| Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Isn't that "Speling Made Simpel," by Dan Quayle? |
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Xin
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| Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:15 am Post subject: Re: * |
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[quote="TEAM_PAPUA"]Dating doesn't go down well (excuse the pun) on the Jap forum as most teachers are afraid to even mention it for fear of being fired!! Gets tons of responses on the China forum as everyone is searching for it but most don't know where to get it & as for Indonesia - well, let's just say it's neither rocket science nor a fine art for the boys over there!
I'm in China & can't wait to return to Indonesia
Need to brush up on your dating skills a little there fella? |
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