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tradinup
Joined: 13 Nov 2004
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Location: Shenzhen, China
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| opentin wrote: |
And if you're an old-hand sitting there saying i'm still on the pink i'm-in-china cloud you can lick my bag, basically
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Are we still licking bags on this forum? Thought we settled that a couple of weeks ago... |
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Tao Burp
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Location: CHINA
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Yes, God please come. It's Club Med here everyday and everynight. You won't regret it. Life is cheap, everything is cheap, and I am cheap. It's a wonderfully rewarding experience that you can tell the children when you get old. The celestial heavens await for you here, and your foreigness, including your bag, will open up the Gates of Heavenly Peace.
A few things of note:
1. China is an immaculately beautiful place.
2. You can drink the water right out of the tap.
3. You can get rich here teaching.
4. Your students will be the smartest beings you have ever faced.
5. Your accommodations will be surprising modern and they are usually accompanied with a hot tub jacuzzi.
6. The people are friendly and fair in their business practices.
Above all, if you bring the kids, the Chinese children will socialize with them, invite them on picnics and campouts, and generally make the children feel right at home.
Having stated these things, come with a great heart and a great attitude. China awaits you for its 5000 year history. Make it your jubilee. |
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Talkdoc
Joined: 03 Mar 2004
Posts: 696
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Tao Burp - you are awesome!
Although you forgot to mention how genuinely stimulating and professionally rewarding the teaching assignments are.
Doc |
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Mark Beckman
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 126
Location: 200kms East of Chengdu
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:15 am Post subject: Re: * |
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| TEAM_PAPUA wrote: |
If all else fails, know now that a good bag licking in rural China is almost free compared to what they're charging here in Shanghai 
T_P 
*Been there done that
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tradinup
Joined: 13 Nov 2004
Posts: 132
Location: Shenzhen, China
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| T_P and T_B... priceless! |
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burnsie
Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 489
Location: Beijing
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:40 am Post subject: |
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Peter
BUT;
1. You'll be stared at like nothing you could ever imagine.
1. You'll draw crowds wherever you go.
2. Crowds will gather at the front of the restaurant where you're dining just to stare at you eating.
3. The 'country' people are very uncouth (spitting, pushing & shoving, getting on buses with their chickens/ ducks/eels) and they have a distinct body odour.
4. There will be virtually no entertainment. In many of the smaller cities, you won't even be able to get CCTV9 English language TV channel and DVDs are very limited in selection. |
Sounds like similar to Beijing but the star only for 30 seconds not the full 5 minutes in the country and at least you can talk some english. |
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Madmaxola
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Do it, it will be one of the best experiences in your life.
Everyone gets those jitters, they're |
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Madmaxola
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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A funny thing about China is that it ATTRACTS people who WANT to complain, so they come here, well aware it's a 3rd world country , then act SURPRISED and COMPLAIN that it's 3rd world.
Perfect for old dust filled bags |
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TEAM_PAPUA
Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 1679
Location: HOLE
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:15 am Post subject: * |
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Damn this 3rd World country!!!
T_P |
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SueH
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 1022
Location: Northern Italy
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:42 pm Post subject: off topic.. |
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nah T-P,
he's not wearing a hood.... |
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