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Hamish · Joined: 20 Mar 2003 Posts: 333 Location: PRC

ESL Guru.

Shush.

Close the garage door.

Run the hose from the tailpipe to the passenger window.

Start the engine.

Relax.

Quiet.

Lay your head back.

Breath deeply.

You are a loud, untutored, spoiled, childish individual who should learn to be quiet when the adults are talking.

Every once in a while you astonish me with a salient, on topic, comment. That is what we hunger for more of here.

Most times, for me, you make as much sense as a hemorrhoid.

Keep quiet until you have THOUGHT of something.

Most often, SHUT UP!

ESL Guru · Joined: 18 May 2003 Posts: 462

Ugly Americans!

MissMolly · Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 99 Location: China (USA)

Mr. Syndrome,
I was awake most of the night, wondering,
"What on earth is Calvin holding?? Is it chunks? Is he going to throw it at Elsie? Where can I get one for myself? Will it transmogrify into something else?"
Please, put an end to the torment. Really, I need the sleep. Wink

Ms. Molly

China Plate · Joined: 05 Apr 2003 Posts: 27 Location: Guangzhou

I actually think ESL Guru has the potential to make me, and a lot of other people, wealthy and famous. I am thinking Nobel Prize here.

ESL Guru.

Would you consider becoming a full time psychology lab experiment?

chinasyndrome · Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 3:57 am Post subject:

Miss Molly! Or should I say Ms Molly? Confused

And Mr U.R.A. Nus! Sorry about the sleepless night thing. Twisted Evil

Really, I am! Wink

Okay, I posted an answer this morning but there must have been too many skeets in it because the moderators blew it out of the electronic sky, along with my voting parody of Arioch's 'Roger' thread. I thought it was pretty mild compared to some of the other stuff floating around, but I'll consider myself duly smacked. (I was gonna say 'spanked' but Sunaru, you've made that word waaaaaay too loaded to use right now. Wink

Calvin was holding a chunk that was the sum total of Arioch's avatars, but his mum smacked his hand and made him put it down. Before the Arioch'a avatar thread went into a terminal dive, 5 people had voted for a total of 5 yeses - no nays - and no abstentions. Okay, so they could only vote yes. 'Dubba ya' won a whole country that way.

Calvin was getting blamed for everything and you can never find Hobbes when you need him, so he's having a rest for a while. In his place is 'Iron Eca'. Until he goes down in a flaming heap too. Confused