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bnix



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:04 am    Post subject: Yeah,Those Are Good Ones, Moseley Reply with quote

I especially like "honest lawyer".They make the recruiters in this field look like....paragons of virtue. Smile
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tjpnz2000



Joined: 22 May 2003
Posts: 118
Location: Japan

PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only in Japan:

Describing an apartment as a `One room mansion`.

You GOT to love the place!
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Mosley



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Political "Science"
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bnix



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:24 am    Post subject: And..... Reply with quote

"Human kindness". Rolling Eyes
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Kereru



Joined: 24 May 2003
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Location: Christchurch NZ

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit off topic - but in Australia the Hon Member for the Seat of Oxley, Pauline Hansen - who started all the Asian bashing in Queensland - was known to those who could spell the word as the Oxley moron.
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leeroy



Joined: 30 Jan 2003
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Location: London UK

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:09 am    Post subject: Oxymorons Reply with quote

"Fun with Grammar"

as the late and great Simon Barne once said, "it might as well have been named 'Fun with cancer'".
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ESL Guru



Joined: 18 May 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinese Contract
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Mosley



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One more, from Karl Marx: "scientific" socialism ....
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bnix



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:23 am    Post subject: Lest We Miss This One Completely..... Reply with quote

TESOL "profession" Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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ESL Guru



Joined: 18 May 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Teach ESL" in China
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