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Otterman Ollie



Joined: 23 Feb 2004
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Location: South Western Turkey

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Beat this if you can ! Reply with quote

Twelve pints of guinness ,four double hamburgers, followed by a lamb Madrass.












With chips and mushy peas,stand well back !!!!!
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
Posts: 2411

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Beat this if you can ! Reply with quote

Otterman Ollie wrote:
Twelve pints of guinness ,four double hamburgers, followed by a lamb Madrass.












With chips and mushy peas,stand well back !!!!!


damn !

Always with the mushy peas.
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1944
Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eight plates of spaghetti, 4 with bolognese, 4 with creamy clam sauce, ($4.99 All-You-Can-Eat spaghetti night, I was earning minimum wage and I'd just been swimming).

And a small salad.

Plus bread and a bottle of red wine.

Followed by ice cream (spumanti), then off to the brew pub for (at least) a pitcher of Imperial Stout and I stole some chips from my friend's plate. With salt n vinegar.

That was a good day. Sigh.
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cwc



Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:21 am    Post subject: Cool Reply with quote

I have to say that you guys are a hell of a lot cooler than the anal people on my Mexico board. It�s not my board it�s just that I work in Mexico. I prefer to read your board. Maybe I can hide out here for a while. The Mexico board is full of pansies.
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: Cool Reply with quote

cwc wrote:
I have to say that you guys are a hell of a lot cooler than the anal people on my Mexico board. It�s not my board it�s just that I work in Mexico. I prefer to read your board. Maybe I can hide out here for a while. The Mexico board is full of pansies.


Hey you're welcome.

Do you like the Beach Boys?
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calsimsek



Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 775
Location: Ist Turkey

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otterman Ollie:
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Twelve pints of guinness ,four double hamburgers, followed by a lamb Madrass


Enough of this small boy stuff make way for a big man. Wink Mad
If you saw me you would understand. Rolling Eyes Embarassed

All you can eat Pizza hut night. 16 slices, salad, 4 cokes and galic bread.

Sad but true......... Crying or Very sad

Fat old gits of the world unite. Evil or Very Mad
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cwc



Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Beach Boys!?!?!?!? Reply with quote

AC/DC, Doors, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, standaed 70�s rock. I was born in 1964 . I lived on the Gulf Coast for most of my life but never picked up a taste for the Beach Boys. Did I say �dude� in my post? Thanks for the welcome!! BTW, can anyone eat a whole chicken bones and all? Later, dudes
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Beach Boys!?!?!?!? Reply with quote

cwc wrote:
AC/DC, Doors, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, standaed 70�s rock. I was born in 1964 . I lived on the Gulf Coast for most of my life but never picked up a taste for the Beach Boys. Did I say �dude� in my post? Thanks for the welcome!! BTW, can anyone eat a whole chicken bones and all? Later, dudes


No, it's just stardard questioning. I can eat a chicken and make some chicken soup from the bones.
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dmb



Joined: 12 Feb 2003
Posts: 8397

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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All you can eat Pizza hut night. 16 slices, salad, 4 cokes and galic bread.
Salad? Shocked Are you some sort of girl? get a proper meal down you Wink
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calsimsek



Joined: 15 Jul 2004
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Location: Ist Turkey

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmb:
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All you can eat Pizza hut night. 16 slices, salad, 4 cokes and galic bread.
Salad? Are you some sort of girl? get a proper meal down you


The salad was for the wife. Had three slices of cheese cake later that night. Twisted Evil Beat that thin man............
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cwc



Joined: 16 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:05 am    Post subject: NOT FOR THE LADIES Reply with quote

Has anyone cut a fart in class and felt a little bit of wetness running down his leg(s)? Am I the only one? Can they fire you for that? In Mexico we eat dinner at 8-10PM. I tend to overeat. I love spicy and greasy. I am still waiting for someone to top a whole chicken bones and all.
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 1208
Location: Melo Drama School

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't be shy now ... Rolling Eyes
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justme



Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 1944
Location: Istanbul

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bow to you calsimsek.

If chicken bones were yummier and less splinter-y, I would eat them.

The little bone on the drumstick makes a nice toothpick, however...
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Baba Alex



Joined: 17 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: NOT FOR THE LADIES Reply with quote

cwc wrote:
Has anyone cut a fart in class and felt a little bit of wetness running down his leg(s)? Am I the only one?


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