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fat_chris
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 Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:02 am Post subject: Re: Offspring |
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Why have offspring ? Well unlike some I believe that it is our biological destiny to reproduce and that those who do not are missing out.
I will now sit back and await screams from those who have been offended by my political uncorrectness. |
First of all, that's hardly politically uncorrect. I wouldn't even label that statement politically incorrect either.
Scot47, you disappoint me with this "one is missing out if one doesn't reproduce" statement. Surely, you are merely saying this to rile up a few? |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:03 am Post subject: |
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Besides, I would have to choose the seedy bar, maybe not in South America though.
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grahamb
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:12 am Post subject: As ye sow... |
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| Chris, be careful and don't spill your beer or your seed in said seedy bar. |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:17 am Post subject: |
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And most important of all, don't spill aforementioned seed IN beer!
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grahamb
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:23 am Post subject: Everything you always wanted to ask about Onanism but... etc |
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| This thread's getting (wait for it) out of hand. I'm getting out of here before the PC brigade arrive en masse. |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Personal Computer brigade? My PC's working just fine, thankyavermuch.
Scared poor Graham away.
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guty
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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tsk tsk scott47,
I do have dependents, and not all parts of Manchester are slummy. and neither is every bar in Latin America seedy.
Just keep telling yourself one more year, just one more year working and then Ill enjoy it, one more year one more and you die
If after more than 15 years in the gulf you dont have enough, my guess is you never will, so just do one more year
Last I knew education is free in the UK, or would be in many latino countries, at least till 18, your offspring must be huge if they can eat their way through a ME salary.
Its a case of what you will settle for, I would prefer to spend time with my family than time away from them earning money to feed them
Slummy hose in the north, or palace near Edinboro, its still just somewhere to sleep |
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dmb
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| Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry guty. I'm not one to pick up on typos. I'm gu(il)ty of them. But when it is my birthplace I have to correct you. It is a palace in Edinburgh not Edinboro. And to North American readers it doesn't rhyme with Pittsburgh |
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grahamb
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:42 am Post subject: Lett's pick on Guttty! |
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... and Scot47's only gott one "t"!
Is a native from Pittsburgh a Pittsburger? |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:49 am Post subject: Sh1tsburgh |
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| grahamb wrote: |
| Is a native from Pittsburgh a Pittsburger? |
No, but I think one would be a Pittsburgher.
But a Pittsburger would be a cool name for local grill fare--well maybe not nowadays with Mad Cow finally hitting the States. |
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grahamb
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:03 am Post subject: "This is the BSE Home Service." |
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Well, they've got a mad President, so a mad cow here and there won't make a lot of difference.
Talking of crazy Presidents, I've sussed out why he dislikes Saddam Hussein so much. It's because he executed more people than Dubya and Jeb put together. |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| TEXAS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 11:16 am Post subject: A Knock-Knock Joke 4 U |
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hey grahamb,
Knock, Knock... |
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Deconstructor
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:05 am Post subject: Been nere done nat |
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I traveled the world and the seven seas; everyone's searching for something. Some of them want to use you; some of them want to be used by you, yada, yada, yada.
The bottom line for me was this: Go back to Canada and find a real job; and I did: private French school: great pay, great benefits, nice people. Feel like a real teacher.
Mind you, I gotta an M.A in English and two-year TESL Certificate as part of B.Ed. TESL. Hope you got something of the sort and are not left on the broken wings of a CELTA or the like.
Good Luck
Ironically: Nothing is more dangerous than safety!![/quote] |
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Deconstructor
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:06 am Post subject: Re: Been ner done nat |
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Post message here!
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