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teachthemorkillthem
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i was going to ask about the drinking/whoring scene but since i am a christian could you tell me if there is much of an amateur bowling scene to speak of?
also, what percentage of the population is chinese?
i repeat, are there any openings in your department? |
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CJD
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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| teachthemorkillthem wrote: |
trawling through threads is boring. i want people to respond and answer my questions, which must be quite easy.
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Zero
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Ah, women and booze.
The Taiwanese businessmen make a good go of that. They're the ones who bring in a couple hundred thousand yuan a month, and they have loads of fun. Any country is fun when you have money!
On an ESL salary? You may afford a beer and a cheap *beep* now and then. But the beer will be the local kind, 2.8 percent percent alcohol and without flavor. The *beep*? She'll have herpes, but don't worry: They don't charge extra for that. |
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JGC458
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:54 am Post subject: |
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| teachthemorkillthem wrote: |
| trawling through threads is boring. i want people to respond and answer my questions, which must be quite easy. |
Shame on you all, especially Zero. The guy has very clearly stated he doesn't want to bother looking for his own answers and demands that we supply them. How can none of you oblige him!? I'm stunned...so stunned that I'm left speechless and now can't possibly give the OP the information he wants.
Maybe I'll be able to in a day or two OP, when I get over the shock eh?... |
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deputamadre
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:55 am Post subject: |
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| The amount of time you guys spent bitching about the OP could've been spent replying with an easy answer to his questions. |
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JGC458
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| deputamadre wrote: |
| The amount of time you guys spent bitching about the OP could've been spent replying with an easy answer to his questions. |
Yes, that's true.
But the answers are so easy to find and the OP is being so arrogant and inconsiderate that it appears many people don't want to tell him those easy answers. |
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samhouston
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| also, what percentage of the population is chinese? |
In Shanghai? At first I thought that was the dumbest question I'd ever read. But then I realized the difference between this metropolis and those in the West, like New York or London, and the assumptions one might have before arriving. I think the London population recently reached 50% non-English, if you know what I mean. New York and Los Angeles are little better. But in Shanghai, I think it's something like a third of one percent non-Chinese. Chinese people say "oh there's so many foreigners in Shanghai." Yeah right. |
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teachthemorkillthem
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| Zero wrote: |
Ah, women and booze.
The Taiwanese businessmen make a good go of that. They're the ones who bring in a couple hundred thousand yuan a month, and they have loads of fun. Any country is fun when you have money! |
even tunisia. |
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teachthemorkillthem
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| JGC458 wrote: |
| deputamadre wrote: |
| The amount of time you guys spent bitching about the OP could've been spent replying with an easy answer to his questions. |
Yes, that's true.
But the answers are so easy to find and the OP is being so arrogant and inconsiderate that it appears many people don't want to tell him those easy answers. |
may the lord strike me down. |
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teachthemorkillthem
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| deputamadre wrote: |
| The amount of time you guys spent bitching about the OP could've been spent replying with an easy answer to his questions. |
they have capitalised on my naivety. they have shown themselves to be above the wretched slime-encrusted gene pool we would rather not belong to.
truly, they are english teachers. |
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teachthemorkillthem
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Zero wrote: |
| Ah, women and booze. |
and syllable stress
and modal verbs
and subject verb agreement
hookers + hard liquor + helping verbs |
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teachthemorkillthem
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| deputamadre wrote: |
| tell him those easy answers. |
please, please help me.
i'm going through an early mid-life crisis.
i am unmarried. i am a failure. i can still get it up but there's nobody around to see. i am contemplating taking my own life.
if you provide the answers, i could have a shot at happiness maybe.
i need to go some place between september and until end january. i need to have a good time. i need to save at least 1000 GBP per month. i want to work in a university so that it feels like a real job; i like young college chicks (especially in uniform).
oh hark ye, verily i beseech thee. what sayeth ye. |
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samhouston
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| I think maybe you should let your current board identity just fade away. Then next week, register with a new name and start over, taking special care to not alienate everyone on the board with your um, attitude. And take that week off to actually read through some posts. Yes, we know it's "boring," but sometimes learning is like that. |
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teachthemorkillthem
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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^ yeah, but i'm a man o' the people
and remember YOU started it
with your nonsensical slurs
"you're simply the best,
better than all the rest,
better than anyone,
anyone i ever met"
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teachthemorkillthem
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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| samhouston wrote: |
| Yes, we know it's "boring," but sometimes learning is like that. |
help me. |
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