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Noor



Joined: 06 May 2009
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In dusk capacious my friend.

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johnslat



Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Noor,

Pure poetry!!!

Regards,
John
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hellionzap



Joined: 19 Oct 2009
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Location: Nizwa

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:03 pm    Post subject: Bone Mots Reply with quote

My house made out of mud pr*cks Smile
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like go in pig pus.

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John
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed



Joined: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 3500
Location: Shhh...don't talk to me...I'm playin' dead...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

johnslat wrote:
Dear NCTBA,

So, presumably, if you were rude to a lady (or a certain sort of gentleman) at the shore, you would run the risk of getting "BEACH SLAPPED."

Regards,
John Smile


Sumtin' like dat. O.k., how about variety on variety funnies?

A 'merican colleague and I were lookin' for a British colleague who wuz organizing an outing of the ladies as part of a project. Upon encountering another British colleague, my partner asked, "Where is (name withheld to protect the innocent)?"

To which the nice British collegue pointed across the lobby and said, "She's over there ticking off the students ."

MY imagination was: "That abaya makes you look fat." Laughing Laughing Laughing

NCTBA
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veiledsentiments



Joined: 20 Feb 2003
Posts: 17644
Location: USA

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From some essays in Oman:

In our society, the men don't have any expertise in marriage.

I don't shop with my brother because we have different testes.


And the way some students get stuck on a favorite word:

There is also the lie that also creates problems also.
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Mia Xanthi



Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 955
Location: why is my heart still in the Middle East while the rest of me isn't?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite one ever didn't come from the ME, but from a Japanese student:

Every car should come equipped with hog ramps.

Think about it.
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Mia,

Fog Lamps?

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John
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veiledsentiments



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Science foundation student... accepted for the school of medicine:

The doctor is too p*ussy to see you today.

VS
(that danged p/b problem... something like the Japanese r/l problem)
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desultude



Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

veiledsentiments wrote:
Science foundation student... accepted for the school of medicine:

The doctor is too p*ussy to see you today.

VS
(that danged p/b problem... something like the Japanese r/l problem)


Must have been a Saudi doctor!
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