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[mat chen]

I have purchased a hit man in Xiangtan for only 10,000 rmb. He will dispose of my ex FAO using a vat of hot peppers then covering the remains in old chewed up beatle nuts.

[The Ever-changing Cleric]

[brsmith15]

Mat.....Nah, too nice. Here's mine.

Beause the Chinese love to make and hear noise, put the guy in a room covered floor-to-ceiling and wall-to-wall with titanium sheet. I say titanium because of the very tight lattice structure making it an excellent medium for noise reflection. Tie the guy to a chair in the center of the room. Go find a boat salvage yard and get yourself 2-3 large ship horns; mount these in the walls. Next, fasten strings from the FAO's neck to a double-acting switch with little slack. Connect the switch to a 5-minute timer.

Every time he nods off, his head falls, the string shortens, the switch is activated and the horns let go.

Of course, the room could also be reserved for truck and bus dirvers!