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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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| They find them in a parallel universe, where Toilet Talk = Teacher Talk. |
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extoere
Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:25 pm Post subject: Marching Orders |
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Loon Ravin': Your 'little corner.' Don't tell me.
Bright Lights.
Big City.
Third designer teepee on the Left Bank.
Goofballs? Jeez, kid, goofballs went out in the early 60s. Come to think of it, so did your entire line a thinkin'. What the hell, probably a step up from yer ordinary firewater, though. You should think a switchin' to a good vintage Thunderbird, you bein' a switch-hitter 'n all. Goes good with crow, so I'm told by Asia Toddler.
You ever do Peyote, Loon?
C'mon, you can tell us!
cheers,
extoere |
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extoere
Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:30 pm Post subject: Marching Orders |
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Asia Tattler: We still got that spot down at the end a the buffet line right next to the lamp heating the canned corn, if ya wanna do intermission gigs. Convenient. Right 'n front a the Unisex bathroom, where ya won't draw as much attention when ya dribble 'r trickle, whatever the case might be.
cheers,
extoere |
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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Does anyone have ANY idea what execrable is talking about?
Why does her mind dribble and drabble so? Is it the rapidly advancing Alzheimer's again?
I usually slap students silly when their minds wander like that.
execrable's ramblings show a remarkable likeness to those of Dubya himself for the following reason:
http://www.internetweekly.org/2004/05/cartoon_bush_cocaine.html |
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extoere
Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: Marching orders |
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Asia Twatler: I don't slap students. It's devishly inhumane. I beat 'em with a wet towel. Two at a time. Before and after, the little darlings! They LOVE it!
And I don't do blow anymore. Not since my grandson caught me in the back bedroom with his girlfriend.
cheers,
extoere, a rumpahpahPUM! |
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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:10 am Post subject: |
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| And there she goes, babbling away into the dark night that is mental illness. |
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extoere
Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:41 am Post subject: Marching Orders |
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AsiaTumbler, you're right. All us great artists are just a hair off, comes with the package. But like my grandson's girlfriend told me, "What's there is cheerce stuff!"
Hey, you thought maybe a writin' yer memoirs and sendin' 'em over the transom of somebody like maybe Swifty Lazaar? Wit like you, all them Lord Jim In The Heart a Darkness adventures, ya couldn't miss. That title though, "Penang Poontang For Peanuts" ---- uhh, this could be a problem among Irv's east coast lit'ry salons. They might think you wuz still screwin' that monkey. Hey, it was a female monkey! Nuthin' que-er about ol' Asia Toad!
Moonravin', wuz it as good fer you as it wuz fer Asia's Tool?
Yabba Dabba Dooooooooooooo!
Still Crazy After All These Years,
ever luvin' extoere |
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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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No, I never described the self-extoller as being "just a hair off".
I described the babbler extremum as fully bonkers, end-stage Alzheimer's, drooling-in-senility and obsessed with pools of distaff pee.
If that's being an 'artist' in his book, the master echolaliast is fully welcome to that title.
Say...Foaming at the mouth is really fun. I should try this more often! |
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extoere
Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 543
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:38 pm Post subject: Marching Orders |
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Asia Tethered: Foaming at the mouth, yeah.
Loon Ravin': Your ritual wampum box feel kinda dry alla sudden?
cheers,
extoere |
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Deborann

Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Posts: 314 Location: Middle of the Middle Kingdom
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Asia - I totally and completely and utterly find it insulting and degrading that you call exo female! This is an old guy with his few hormones rushing furiously around in their final bouts of energy - mostly in his mind if you read his posts. He is not in Asia - he is sitting in a pretty little job in the States, whinging about anyone who has higher qualifications than he has, fantasising about being in Asia and paying for sex with any poor little prostitute who has to cope with his advances. His protestations of 'happy married life' do not jibe with his boasts of his whoopee sex life while on his "many missions" overseas.
Never never call this guy female - it is a major insult to women. He is a wanker pure and simple! |
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Deborann

Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Posts: 314 Location: Middle of the Middle Kingdom
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Since when was w/anker a bad word - it is a perfect description of some people! |
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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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debbie,
The extreme and extraneous extoere frequently insinuates that I am a woman. So I'm returning the favour.
Little boys like calling each other little girls. Gets those juices flowing. |
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Deborann

Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Posts: 314 Location: Middle of the Middle Kingdom
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Find another expletive - sheep, yak, dodo anything - but do not taint women with this excrement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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AsiaTraveller
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 908 Location: Singapore, Mumbai, Penang, Denpasar, Berkeley
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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How about extrement?
If the sh*t (oops, I mean shoe) fits, he'll happily wear it all over his wrinkled sourpuss. |
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moonraven
Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Posts: 3094
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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| I'll tell you what he is--a former obscene phone caller--one of those guys that calls at 3 a.m. and if a woman answers either BREATHES or asks, "Whatcha doin'?" With access to Internet, now he's doing his compulsive acting out here. I think we should do what we do to obscene phone callers--hang up--in this case, just ignore him. I am not going to respond to any more of his posts. |
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