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[globalnomad2]

Rocketchild, big brublum this! I think you must be veddy cute, so man everywhere cannot resist following to supermarket and looking the body. Maybe they cannot resist your sense of humor and smarts too

Oops--am I harassing? At least you can't hear the whistles...

[rocketchild]

Well did I say EVERY man ?
lol

I guess I am quite hot, hot as a goat that is.




Did i tell you they also leave their mobile numbers curled up on tiny pieces of paper on my door handle, scribble their numbers into my unwashed car, and worship the ground I walk on. I have had one offer me his Mercedes. Uh no thanks. I want a Porsche 911 GT3 RS.

Ah , modest me. Or maybe they think, "hey I bet she doesn't charge".




in the end it is my intelligence they are after...i see that now.

And RashidMohammedSalim when you call me, sometimes my battery dies, and I lose my charger, and run out of credit all at the same time. I don't know why, maybe someone put the 'JINZZ" on me or the 'eye'.

What another phone? Ah your so sweet...but habibi I wanted an iphone G3. What's this Nokia ? And no more Arabic perfume habibi, can you say "made in PARIS". Yes habibi, that is PPPP like 'promiscuity'. Not Baris or bitch more like PUH sound. Please, yes like Please. Here let me write it down for you in your blackberry.
Eau de Parfum MADE IN PARIS.



Now go home to wife (wives) cousin, sister, brother, father, grandmother, friend, I am sure they need you to drive them to the hospital for an injection of some sort.

Yes yes, I go to sleep at 7pm that is why my phone is off habibi. But I still love you (your gifts).

No no I didn't book a one way flight 'home'. I love the UAE. There is no where in the world better than the UAE. The UAE is the best. I never want to live anywhere else. Look we have the M.O.E. who could want more.

[veiledsentiments]

My favorite was when they would call my home number - which they apparently got by random dialing as it was unlisted. "This Abdullah... 99 999999" I hope they didn't wait by the phone.

Then there were those that would call 10 times in a row... just to listen to the message. Now that is desperation.

VS

[globalnomad2]

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[boondoggle]

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