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The_Prodiigy



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cleopatra wrote:
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My ears are burning!

Clop - refrain from obsessing about The_Prodiigy.
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sheikh radlinrol



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_Prodiigy wrote:
Cleopatra wrote:
Prodigy is another case in point. And when you ......




My ears are burning!

Clop - refrain from obsessing about The_Prodiigy.
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Please, Prodigy. Let's have no ''snogging'' on this board. Can we confine dissolute behaviour to Iberia? I may have to report you to the censors or even Scotty47. Be warned!
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scot47



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cognisance has been taken of this lewd and indecent behaviour. Even as I write, a report is being forwarded to the Commission for the Prohibition of Virtue and Promotion of Vice.
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camelrider



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: FUN Reply with quote

So is this what ESL teachers are reduced to in the KSA? hee hee.

Have you guys actually met each other or just like to trade funny/sniping comments to each other on the board?

just curious.
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scot47



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We regularly meet at a secret location near Riyadh for orgies. At the last one I ate TWO DONUTS and SPOKE to a woman WHO I AM NOT MARRIED TO !!!

Do you suppose I am condemned to eternal Hellfire for that ?
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sheikh radlinrol



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
We regularly meet at a secret location near Riyadh for orgies. At the last one I ate TWO DONUTS and SPOKE to a woman WHO I AM NOT MARRIED TO !!!

Do you suppose I am condemned to eternal Hellfire for that ?


Yes, Scotty, you are. I read today on the BBC that the most senior Saudi judge has given the OK to KILLING the owners of satellite TV stations which broadcast images of scantily clad females.
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camelrider



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:38 pm    Post subject: but, i LOVE red... Reply with quote

Well I guess that depends.
It would be ok as long as you are not in the month of February and wearing red�..
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scot47



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if it was on the BBC it must be true. I am still puzzled about sheikradlirol's obsessive interest in Saudi Arabia. I suppose he cannot spen all day hitting a small white ball with a long stick so he needs something else to while away his time on the Costa del Idiotas.
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sheikh radlinrol



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
Well if it was on the BBC it must be true. I am still puzzled about sheikradlirol's obsessive interest in Saudi Arabia. I suppose he cannot spen all day hitting a small white ball with a long stick so he needs something else to while away his time on the Costa del Idiotas.

And I'm still puzzled by Uncle Scot saying the same things time and time again. Boredom? Dementia? Anyway, old haggis muncher, let me spell it out yet again. I will NOT be told by you to stop posting on this board and I would urge others to adopt the the same stance. Leave me to enjoy my balls and sticks and stick to your dreary tomes.
BTW, if it actually existed, it would be ''Costa de los idiotas''. Your Bulgarian may be spot on but your Spanish isn't.
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scot47



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well in the case of our Hispaniol, I feel that "The sands of Arabia have stolen his wits away." Praise be to the Almighty, I am still in FULL possession of mine !

Seriously lots of foreigners in KSA go mad or are mad when they come. Nobody notices though until they leave here and try to settle on another patch of Planet Earth. That is whn their indsanity becomes obvious to all around them.

Is that what happened to the Rattling and Rolling Sheik ?
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brasscat



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:37 pm    Post subject: Sand Madness Reply with quote

Between the heat and sand, I suppose a little wonkiness is the norm.
Think of it as "Catch-22" KSA.

My esteemed mutton muncher colleague would never think of running off such a talented grouser, it would ruin the clown show.

Besides, there is always Tiger Top in Nepal for a challenge.

Don't know about Bulgaria, but Mongolia is quite the adventerers destination now. A Yak, a yurt, and yogert, who could ask for more.
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veiledsentiments



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scot47 wrote:
Well in the case of our Hispaniol, I feel that "The sands of Arabia have stolen his wits away." Praise be to the Almighty, I am still in FULL possession of mine !

Come on Scot... does anyone get to our age in "FULL" possession of our wits? Laughing Doesn't even suggesting so mean that we haven't?

VS
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Stephen Jones



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't know about Bulgaria, but Mongolia is quite the adventerers destination now. A Yak, a yurt, and yogert, who could ask for more.
brasscat
So you're the guy who's been spreading the Mongolian meme around PMU! I have already told one of your colleagues that $100 a month, free internet connection, and free fur coat supplied at the airport when you get off the plane, is not a professional educator's salary.
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johnslat



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:42 pm    Post subject: Do the math Reply with quote

Dear veiledsentiments,

Oh, we're in full possession; it's just that now we have only half as many wits as we used to.

Regards,
John
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brasscat



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:50 pm    Post subject: Free Fur! Reply with quote

Everyone's dream, a real fur coat! Especially Gobi Skunk pelts.

Mongolia: Where you can be stinking poor and love it.

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