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Sashadroogie · Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:03 pm Post subject:

Dear Comrade Wilson

The Party has reviewed your comments about our Glorious Motherland and has found them lacking in sufficient Socialist ardour. Please report to your nearest re-education facility at once in order to eliminate any other instances of ideological deviancy.

Best wishes

Sasha

Wilsonthefarmer · Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:14 pm Post subject:

Comrade Sasha
It seems Mikhail Gorbachev is not happy with Russia 'Democracy', he said that Russia must move to 'Real Democracy' to prevent uprising and abolish autocracy.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/30/mikhail-gorbachev-russia-democracy_n_2985064.html

Sashadroogie · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:19 am Post subject:

Dear respected Comrade Wilson

The Huffington Post is not a reliable source of information, and is forbidden to all Party faithful. The Committee for Re-education is quite concerned by this most recent comment of yours, and so has decided that much firmer action may be needed in dealing with such bourgeois sentiments. There is also concern that a farmer should hold such mistaken ideas. You are not a kulak are you? We will have to have an inspection of your collective to find out if any produce has been stashed away. Please have a little black bag packed and ready by your doorway for when the inspection team visits you.

With Communist greetings,

Sasha

Wilsonthefarmer · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:00 am Post subject:

Dear Comrade Sasha

Unfortunately, I sold my farm to an American billionaire, and I immigrated to a country where the communist party is banned.

Greeting from billionaire Wilson Laughing

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

Comrade Sasha has been reported to the Party Control Commission for communicating with the class enemy.

Sashadroogie · Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:51 pm Post subject:

Dear respected Scot47

I am the Vozhd who reads all the reports - including the ones about me. You may be right, though, and I will find myself in need of re-education also. Engaging in dialogue with class enemies and kulaks is a serious offence, and I may have to be very strict.

With Communist greetings

Sasha

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

As I write this, the чрезвыча́йная коми́ссия is investigating the activities of the former Secretary General Sasha. He faces charges of Zinovievism and collaboration with kulaks and agents of Imperialism.

It is clear that he has been exposed to contacts with deviationists and sectarians.

Sashadroogie · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:17 am Post subject:

Scot, you are living in a time-warp. The Cheka has long been superseded by other organs, the NKVD, now the KGB, of which I am the Vozhd.

I feel it is only fair to let you know that you are under suspicion of counter-revolutionary sentiment...

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

In internal party disputes I normally maintain party discipline, and say, under my breath, "Yah, boo, sucks to you !"

Sashadroogie · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:32 am Post subject:

Dear respected Scot47

The Party fears that you may be suffering from a form of cosmopolitan schizophrenia and has issued instructions for you to be escorted to the nearest polyclinic for tests. This is for your own health and safety. Please do not resist arre..ahem! our assistance, as our clinical operatives are all issued with AK-47s. You see the Socialist logic here? An AK-47 trumps a Scot47.

In addition, please have a small black bag packed. Have your documents and internal passport included, and a change of socks.

With Communist greetings

Sasha

wangdaning · Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 3154

Which country has democracy again?

Don't give me parliamentary or representative (which is meant to be representative).

Tell me of one country that is using democracy.

Sashadroogie · Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:56 pm Post subject:

Comrade, what is the meaning of your question?

Sashadroogie · Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:50 am Post subject:

End legal discrimination against polyamorous lovers now!! Let them all marry! Ban the word 'couple'!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23726120