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phantombedwetter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 154 Location: Pikey infested, euro, cess-pit (Krakow)
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Big Cannon wrote
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Actually, yeah, I got spanked by two sisters, real knockouts, who shared the same room and took turns on my privates.
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I take it you had to help them out of their strait jackets first, collect their blind sticks, and help them back to
"The Sunshine Variety Hospital for the terminally bewildered".
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Will.
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 783 Location: London Uk
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Which brings us back to the OP post and the fact that anything, especially digging the septics into the grouind, is more interesting than talking about Bydgoszcz. |
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Big_Cannon
Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 47
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: Re: B*llocks |
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What a load of *ollocks Big Cannon.
I have worked for several oil companies in the Gulf and currently work for one in Libya. I too earn a great deal more than 7,500 Zl and that's not including the free housing, free meals, free gym, pool, international calls, 6 flights a year, 18 weeks paid holiday and so on.
In Poland 7,500Zl net, plus expenses, plus a free 2 bedroom flat in Warsaw's poshest area is one hell of a salary for a teacher. I doubt you would make that if you taught there. Then again, I doubt your work has been published more than 60 times.
At Qatar Petroleum we had one American. At Esso, we had one American, at AGIP there were no Americans in the training centre. My point? It really depends on the firm as to which nationalities they hire. Aramco or Saudiaramco clearly hires Americans as it was in the initial charter that that was to be the case. American business interests dictate that U.S. firms generally hire Americans...just look at Halliburton in Iraq and look at Marathon in EG. In contrast, most of the universities in the Gulf have very mixed staffs. As for the diwan...I simply take it that what you say is fact....maybe they prefer the septics.
This is a digression;my original point was that the op should really aim for a better deal because his standard of living could be so much better. My secondary point was that most of the Americans I met in Poland were very underqualified and very inexperienced. The Poles, who pay a significant proportion of their disposable income on education, deserve better. Personally, I think that unqualified people shouldn't teach feepaying learners.
As someone who knows Poland well I can say that Poles don't prefer American teachers and that is why the vast majority do Cambridge Exams and IELTS, which are British exams, usually taught by British teachers. What they do prefer however, is American culture. They like obvious, slapstick humour, fast food, rap music, American cars and the 'greed is good ethos'. Like Americans, they are also very bad at buying rounds and talking about anything that happens outside of the motherland. |
How ironic! I ran into guys like you in Poland during the short summer I was there. Usually I found them sitting by the bar or in places like Pub Dragon hitting on the waitress without leaving any tips. I have endured your tall stories and all that jazz.
You must have been the only English teacher in Poland that was making more than the rector of the Jagiellonian University. I'm sorry but you can boast all you want about your published prowess but... I won't fall for this horned b.s.
You probably dislike us, the Americans, because we can smell it a mile off. I've heard your stories before... Maybe I heard them over the course of one evening sitting by the bar where most of the middle-aged XL-size British teachers mumbled about their *beep* stories in Thailand, their stint with MI6 or the SAS and blah, blah. I'm sure you used to go to Dragon to impress guys like me but I've never heard of a teacher salary (+benefits) that high before. Are you sure you were just a teacher, Mr. Paul Burrell?
Anyway, I'm sure life can be pretty boring in your neck of the woods and your need for spice and colorful but sticky threads is understandable. But man, don't start with the pre-colonial attitude against us... |
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biffinbridge
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:07 am Post subject: just one short summer makes you an expert hey? |
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Never been to Thailand, never been in the army and I certainly don't go to Dragon to impress people like you...I go there because my friends go there, it's cheap and it's open very late. I never met you as I haven't been there for the past 2 summers. My comments about unqualified teachers apply to those of every creed, colour and nationality...it's just that most who fall into the aforementioned category have been U.S. in my experience. Back in the mid 90s there were a lot of Peace Corps types over in Poland and they didn't do anyone any favours;the students got Krap teachers and the wages were kept down because of the over supply of 'teachers'. The visa thing is sorting all that out now anyway. So we'll thankfully see less of the European vacationers from here on in.
As for my job? I was the private tutor to one of the wealthiest men in Poland. He created Alma and a host of other companies.
Americans?... well travelled older ones tend to be great and are amongst some of my good friends. In Europe and now much of the world, being a Yank aint cool. It's not a Brit ex-colonial thing...it's just a sign of the times.
Nothing wrong with your patriotism mate, just your arrogance, lack of perspective and general inexperience. Nuff said.
BTW, now that Poland is in NATO there are a lot of military types in and around Poz, especially when the airshows are on. There are 2 Gulf vets that I know of who are teaching in Poznan. |
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Kymro
Joined: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 244
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:07 am Post subject: |
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Don't bother replying to Big Cannon, Biff.
He slags off 'Brits', yet writes long, whiney, self-justificatory p.m.'s to Brits every time he is shown to have a poor grasp of English.
He claims to be making massive petrol bucks in the Gulf, yet posts exclusively in the Poland forum.
He informs us that Americans are the preferred option in Polish schools, yet told us previously about how badly treated he had been at the hands of middle-aged, female school bosses during his short, and presumably spectacularly unsuccessful, sojorn in Poland.
He makes out that he is a Jewish American Ivy-league graduate, yet posts in the ponderous style of a pretentious, poorly-educated, non-native South Asian.
I'm curious to know who or what exactly Big Cannon/Prospect Ave is, but judging by the enormous chip he has on his shoulder, and his pathetic need for acceptance and approval from his peers, it would not appear his TEFL career has been a great success so far. |
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Big_Cannon
Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 47
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Don't bother replying to Big Cannon, Biff.
He slags off 'Brits', yet writes long, whiney, self-justificatory p.m.'s to Brits every time he is shown to have a poor grasp of English.
He claims to be making massive petrol bucks in the Gulf, yet posts exclusively in the Poland forum.
He informs us that Americans are the preferred option in Polish schools, yet told us previously about how badly treated he had been at the hands of middle-aged, female school bosses during his short, and presumably spectacularly unsuccessful, sojorn in Poland.
He makes out that he is a Jewish American Ivy-league graduate, yet posts in the ponderous style of a pretentious, poorly-educated, non-native South Asian.
I'm curious to know who or what exactly Big Cannon/Prospect Ave is, but judging by the enormous chip he has on his shoulder, and his pathetic need for acceptance and approval from his peers, it would not appear his TEFL career has been a great success so far. |
That's right. Ivy-league graduate, Jewish American, who makes more money than you'll ever pimp.
You are just consumed with envy and I have written you a p.m before exposing your horned b.s.
Poland is my family's ancestral ground, pea brain, and I'm not interested in posting anything in the GCC forums. Besides I find Poland forum far more entertaining. If I wanted to be bored by pompous-assery in the Middle East forum, 'Meet the Press' is available on my SatTV and I wouldn't have to reply to their pap, or to nincompoops like you, wherever you ooze from.
My TEFL in Poland was a summer camp and it was never intended to count towards my TEFL career which by the way is tip-top.
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Big_Cannon
Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 47
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:48 am Post subject: Re: just one short summer makes you an expert hey? |
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biffinbridge wrote: |
Nothing wrong with your patriotism mate, just your arrogance, lack of perspective and general inexperience. Nuff said.
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Oaw! All I was interested in knowing is how much your child/spousal support is. I'm sure there must be something left in your salary after deductions to invite us all to another 9,000 zlotys drinking/escort party the next time you visit Poland. |
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Sgt Bilko
Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 136 Location: POLAND
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: IH salaries |
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Going back to IH Bydgoszcz salaries. 1575 with free flat and no bills seems pretty good compared to an ad for a job at IH Katowice - 2350-2550zl (lets assume the lower scale) but an expected 700-750 for a shared flat (ie 1600-1650 left) but you also have to pay bills which I would imagine would add up to at least 200 and probably 300+ a month (not sure of apartment block costs now). And they don't give you any travel allowance either.
And they've put their basic hours up to 21 clock hours (used to be 20). Still, Katowice would make it all worthwhile... |
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biffinbridge
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject: Re Sgt |
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When I worked at IH Bydgoszcz (96), the standard contract was 24 hours a week. The DOS scheduled those in between Monday and Thursday, so every weekend was a bank holiday. Happy days:). Needless to say I spent many of my weekends in Poz with my then future, now ex-wife. I couldn't live on what IH paid and that was long before I ever went to the Gulf.
What I do remember though is this; Polish students then and now are the best I've ever taught. I thoroughly enjoy teaching them but have never been able to get on with the bosses, most of whom tend to be neurotic women....and boy, Polish women are neurotic.
So, yeah the wages are a bummer and management does leave a lot to be desired. Most private schools there seem to be bums on seats operations....the teachers are therefore a minor inconvenience.
I'll be in Poznan after the 24th March. |
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Kymro
Joined: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 244
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Big_Cannon wrote: |
Kymro wrote: |
I'm curious to know who or what exactly Big Cannon/Prospect Ave is, but judging by the enormous chip he has on his shoulder, and his pathetic need for acceptance and approval from his peers, it would not appear his TEFL career has been a great success so far. |
That's right. Ivy-league graduate, Jewish American, who makes more money than you'll ever pimp.
You are just consumed with envy and I have written you a p.m before exposing your horned b.s.
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If you want to impress it's necessary to show and not merely to say.
Didn't you once entertain us with a sob story about being mistreated by middle-aged Polish women at Callan schools in Poznan.
That would place you at the very base of the TEFL food-chain.
And you proved yourself incompetent even as a Callan instructor, which requires no skill greater than the ability to read English from a book.
I pity you - no wonder you feel sore.
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nocturnalme
Joined: 11 Aug 2004 Posts: 73 Location: Gdansk, Poland
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:02 am Post subject: |
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What I do remember though is this; Polish students then and now are the best I've ever taught. I thoroughly enjoy teaching them but have never been able to get on with the bosses, most of whom tend to be neurotic women....and boy, Polish women are neurotic
Possibly the best thing I've read on here for ages! Spot on! certainly sums up my experience of Polish schools. |
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Big_Cannon
Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 47
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:34 am Post subject: |
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Kymro wrote: |
Big_Cannon wrote: |
Kymro wrote: |
I'm curious to know who or what exactly Big Cannon/Prospect Ave is, but judging by the enormous chip he has on his shoulder, and his pathetic need for acceptance and approval from his peers, it would not appear his TEFL career has been a great success so far. |
That's right. Ivy-league graduate, Jewish American, who makes more money than you'll ever pimp.
You are just consumed with envy and I have written you a p.m before exposing your horned b.s.
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If you want to impress it's necessary to show and not merely to say.
Didn't you once entertain us with a sob story about being mistreated by middle-aged Polish women at Callan schools in Poznan.
That would place you on the very lowest rung of the TEFL food-chain.
And you proved yourself incompetent even as a Callan instructor, which requires no skill greater than the ability to read English from a book.
I pity you - no wonder you feel sore. |
I never taught Callan. You live in self-delusion, pork. The only one I seem to entertain is you; the rest, they could care less.
Now, I gotta run. I've got sponsor tickets for the tennis tournament and I don't want to miss the match. |
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Big_Cannon
Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 47
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:00 am Post subject: |
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Kymro wrote: |
That would place you on the very lowest rung of the TEFL food-chain.
And you proved yourself incompetent even as a Callan instructor, which requires no skill greater than the ability to read English from a book.
I pity you - no wonder you feel sore. |
Aren't you too old to let your head get circumcised by a guy like me?
At any rate, it would be a pretty sad picture to see you, the picador, and the rest of your cronies, go clubbing with biffinbridge, blowing his child support on a night out. Oh! When is he coming...the 24th? I'll make sure I let his neurotic ex-wife know. |
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Kymro
Joined: 19 Oct 2003 Posts: 244
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:33 am Post subject: |
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Big_Cannon wrote: |
I never taught Callan. You live in self-delusion, pork. |
Of course not. That was Bindair.
Most likely, your TEFL career follows a similar pattern to your posting history. Here you tell pathetic lies about yourself, insult others, get yourself banned, and come back under a new identity. In the real world no doubt you make the same absurd false claims about yourself as you do here, you get found out, then the pattern repeats itself someplace else.
Anyway, lie away if it makes you feel big - I'm through with interacting with you. |
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biffinbridge
Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: a long way from Bydgoszcz.............. |
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Wow this thread got a long way off Bydgoszcz.
For what it's worth..I've done a lot of time in Poland and a lot of time in the Gulf. These days (and still in my 30s), I have a Gulf salary but spend 18 weeks of the year in Poland on paid leave, so I guess I have the best of both worlds. Working in the oil field is much better than living in a place like Dubai or Doha although the first few months in places like that are pretty interesting. You soon get bored of brunching at the Sheraton, paying $10 for a small can of beer and spending half your day in traffic jams. The tennis was ok the first time but the next year and the one after that......it was the same for the rally, the rugby,etc etc. The expats in the Gulf are largely complete freaks. The Gulf can be good if you have your family there...ie it's good for kids....swimming every day and all that stuff.
Poland is a special country undergoing a lot of change, most of which doesn't really make it a nicer place than it was in the 90's. It's losing its character bit by bit and morphing into something else. The really whacky cool bars are being replaced by airport lounges style affairs and the good old watroba and golonka places are turning into fast food joints and pizzerias. Old buildings are being replaced by house of cards style housing and the place is really getting costly. It's cheaper to hire a car in London than it is in Poland now, flat prices are insane for most Poles and it really has become a battleground for western consumerism.
So let's face it...why DO people go to Poland to teach? Every male I know is there because of the crazy, beautiful, complicated women or because of just one of them. Are we all losers? Nah... just horny adventurers looking to escape the humdrum existence of 9 to 5 and annoying gits who should be applying for a 15 week interview on'The Apprentice' and not posting here. |
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