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Samantha
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Eclectic wrote:
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| Therefore, having not exhausted the half of it, I decided last year to seek a Muslim wife in a country which does not largely allow its Muslim girls to wear skin tight jeans which ride quite closely up the crack of their behinds and skin tight blouses showing every aspect of their nipples in public, etc. |
Ahhh...that would explain why you recently came a searchin' in Mexico, after dating at least 12 Mexican "girls" in the USA first. Mexico would be the first place most guys would look for a Muslim bride. Hello?
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| Those many Mexican girls must have really tried his middle-aged patience and decorum. |
Oh yeh. And the clothes they wear were enough to give a guy like Eclectic a dandy case of the vapours and send him smartly back to mission control to regroup. Time is short, the world is large. Who would have thought it such a monumental project. Moving right along. |
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sidjameson
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| Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:50 am Post subject: |
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Samantha, you're now just coming across as a women who doesn't like the old but common reality that men like to date one kind of a women but marry another.
Ecclectic.........gotta say that I do like the way you handle these posts. If you ever do decide to go to Indonesia and wanna meet up I'd certainly be up for sharing a beer...oops, I mean a teh susu with you. |
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Henry_Cowell
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| Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| sidjameson wrote: |
| Ecclectic.........gotta say that I do like the way you handle these posts. If you ever do decide to go to Indonesia and wanna meet up I'd certainly be up for sharing a beer...oops, I mean a teh susu with you. |
He's handling the posts by ignoring them. Your kind of guy?
And make sure that the teh susu is well covered when you serve it to "eclectic." Nevertheless, I bet he'll drink it noisily and voraciously.  |
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eclectic
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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"Permitted for you to marry are Muslims, Jews, or Christians, or Sabians, whoever believes in God and the Last Day".
Sorry to break the news, Samantha.
Sid I really like you, mate, we'll have to meet up in Indo for whatever a teh susu is. Is that like a tuk-tuk???
Henry youre OK lad. |
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eclectic
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Yes I dated 12 Mexican girls. I didnt say I had sex. Why did I date them if Im a Muslim? ......... Samantha is dying to know. As is Henry. 
Ezekiel, see you in Medan. Inshallah. |
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Samantha
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Samantha is dying to know. As is Henry. |
Don't flatter yourself dude. Several of us on the Mexico forum who had you figured out a long time ago are just happy you have found new playmates in a new playground. Play nice and have fun kids. My work here is done. |
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ezekiel
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Location: Indonesia
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Thanks Samantha..well done..what ever it is you did! |
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beefer
Joined: 10 Feb 2006
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Location: java
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:18 am Post subject: |
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| . If you ever do decide to go to Indonesia and wanna meet up I'd certainly be up for sharing a beer...oops, I mean a teh susu with you. |
not so fast, it seems our "no alcohol" drinkin' friend here actually has a fondness for pina coladas, and during his time in mexico found a trick to get them for free from the bartenders................ strange, considering he said earlier that he doesn't drink alcohol and we all know that NOBODY ACTUALLY DRINKS VIRGIN PINA COLADAS....
might i also ask why less than a month ago you were trying to decide between going to s. korea or taiwan??......were you hoping a find a muslim wife there?.... you did decide to find a muslim wife in a foreign country over a year ago, did you not?......... seems like a weird place to go during this search.
you also seem to flip-flop on your credentials info. your first post in mexico says you have an i to i certificate. but in a later post you say you have no certificate and in the indo posts you say you are just finishing your i to i certificate.....strange...yet somehow, quite amusing.
let me say thank you for this thread. from what i can gather its been pointless from the start yet still it entertains me...thanx
and thanks to samantha, i love reading up on clowns like this
in closing, i sometimes have a dog or two that i am willing to sell to the public. eclectic, i know that having one of these would be very haram for muslims but i am willing to gamble that you wouldn't have a problem being a hypocrite about that little rule either......let me know if you're interested when you get here, its no problem for me to ship one to you. |
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eclectic
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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Samantha wrote : "we had you figured out"....OOOOOOH!!!! OUCH!!!! ..SEEMS Samantha is a closet psychoanalyst, what's she doin' teachin' Mexicans english, then? 
Now for the querious curious ones: no I do NOT drink alcohol, yes I love pineapple juice with coconut in a "dry" pina colada, sorry to sound like a Shirley Temple.
Also, what is wrong with me investigating various countries' TEFL environment on this (HELLO!!!????) DISCUSSION FORUM? Just because I changed my plans from Mex and S. Korea/Taiwan doesnt mean I broke any laws, nor does it mean I was "seeking a Muslim Korean", ....
WHAT IT DOES MEAN is we have an awful lot of mamby-pamby candy-asses with alot of time on their hands who have nothing better to do than try to demonize me for my, OK I'll admit, sometimes shifting plans.
p.s. Rabid femi-nazis go home. |
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eclectic
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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I DO have an i-to-i 60 hr ONLINE cert, but since Ive read several times it is a meaningless piece of paper, I will not declare I am certified on the basis of it any longer. I have no hands-on classroom time is what I mean.
Nor will I investigate any of YOU, stooping to your level.
And for all you bored-out-of-your-gourd minds with nothing better to do than to "psychoanalyze" my posts (hardly, actually, do your syllogistically UNSOUND arguments qualify for such esoteric activity), I am now additionally considering AHMADABAD, INDIA as a possibility.
NOW WHERE OH WHERE IS SAMANTHA to declare this new idea despicable as well?  |
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jwbhomer
Joined: 14 Dec 2003
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Location: CANADA
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| OP, it would be a good idea to learn to spell the names of the places you're thinking of going to. |
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Henry_Cowell
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| p.s. Rabid femi-nazis go home. |
No surprise here that our little friend is a right-wing loony tune and Rush Limbaugh ditto-head. We already knew he's a misogynist.
Also, "eclectic" still doesn't tell us how well he upholds the Muslim precepts for men's clothing -- especially in Mexico. I'm not holding my breath. |
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eclectic
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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I hate Rush and Bush and all of that neo-con garbage. Youre wrong. Now what, besides my allegedly incorrect spelling, can you pick on, Mr. Pedantry?
Henry, I do NOT show above the knee. Nor is my skin color visible through any clothing. Nor do I expose my chest or shoulders. Hey, are you a Wahabi? |
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eclectic
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Henry_Cowell
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| eclectic wrote: |
| I hate Rush and Bush and all of that neo-con garbage. Youre wrong. Now what, besides my allegedly incorrect spelling, can you pick on, Mr. Pedantry? |
| Perhaps he wants us to forget, but "eclectic" wrote: |
| Rabid femi-nazis go home. |
That's all we need to know about him -- as if we didn't know it before.
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