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Worst choices of English names
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Yu



Joined: 06 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A boy named Unicorn was by far the worst.

He was in a class with Chinky and Drinky who were both boys.

Later I had a Honey, Candy, and Cherry all sit next to each other in one class.
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Yu



Joined: 06 Mar 2003
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Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot to mention Circle, Eleven, and Potato.

There was also a Sunrysmei.

I have also had a Yuki and a Guitar.
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TimC



Joined: 08 Aug 2011
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recently emailed a school about a vacancy, the director of studies signed off his reply with the name "Jack Sparrow".
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MarkieP52



Joined: 02 Jan 2011
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are funny lol, I'm wondering if most of you let the non-offensive ones slide or if you kind of pull the kid to the side and tell them that it needs to be changed.
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shaner68



Joined: 25 Jan 2009
Posts: 24
Location: Beijing

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Summer camp seems to bring out the best names...

Boys: Gin and Vermouth (sitting side by side), Hell

Girls: Earth, Wind and Fire (in the same class ) Shocked , X, Leeloo
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w68ill@yahoo



Joined: 05 Nov 2009
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Location: China

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had an "egg plant" once (f)
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jaydizzle



Joined: 25 Nov 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boys: Creator, Devil, Bossco, Gostop, Artnoble, Dunsik, Kaka

Girls: SO many girls named Fanny, Miko, Engema (she meant "enigma"), Seven, Fahedy, Roland, Glume, Soner, Tite, Quella, Happiness (though I quite like that name), Sphinx, Leisure, Anlubellum, Sunsam, Sweety, Delay, Anro, Nenore and Clamie
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thebrandynabides



Joined: 12 Jun 2011
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Location: Shaoguan

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't and won't make my students change their names, but I do have some interesting ones.

Boys: Jame, Michaid, Milody, Banko, Mars, Charies, Laughing, Beyond

Girls: Suffern, Wangic, Touch, Human, Jam, Baching, Hellomimi, Champeju, Being, Bebinca, Icely, Madly, Somnus, Vimcy, Wiwi, Mancrisdo, Delicious, Vanilla, Salian, and my personal favorite: Tadpole-44.

I came prepared to handout Simpsons names too, but my sophmores already had names. I do tend to expect a lot out of all my Lisas though.
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Opiate



Joined: 10 Aug 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a student who will attend a Catholic high school in the States...his name is Ark.

Should be fun.
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The Great Wall of Whiner



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaydizzle wrote:

Girls: SO many girls named Fanny, Miko, Engema (she meant "enigma"), Seven, Fahedy, Roland, Glume, Soner, Tite, Quella, Happiness (though I quite like that name), Sphinx, Leisure, Anlubellum, Sunsam, Sweety, Delay, Anro, Nenore and Clamie


I have seen Fanny, Roland, Quella, Sunsam, Delay and Seven all back in my country of origin. Nothing unusual in my eyes....
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Old Surrender



Joined: 01 Jun 2009
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Location: The World's Largest Tobacco Factory

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bramlow wrote:
There was a Chinese kid at our university who called himself Sherlock. That was pretty bad.


I have a kid this year called Holmes.
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Old Surrender



Joined: 01 Jun 2009
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thebrandynabides wrote:
: Tadpole-44.


Sounds like a malt liquor brand.
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DosEquisX



Joined: 09 Dec 2010
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Female: Cherish, Korea, Abe, Calm, Snow, Rainbow, Dimple, Apple Girl, Sunshine, Shine, Seany, Seventy, Jia, Cherry, Echo, Eleven

Male: Kaddy, Constantine, Rothschild, Lander, Duck, Yaz, Osiris, Coco, Balla
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artemisia



Joined: 04 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Female: Shine, Pandora, Cookie

Male: Kelvin, Melody, Cage, Four
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Guerciotti



Joined: 13 Feb 2009
Posts: 842
Location: In a sleazy bar killing all the bad guys.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ladies: Eleven (her student number), Star, New Star, Lucky Star,Shining Star. I expect to meet Dwarf Star any day now.
Eleven must sound good to Chinese students. I'll ask her if she ever comes to class. Razz

Men: Peggy. Seriously. I finally convinced him it is a girl's name and we changed it. Michael Jackson. I call him MJ. Ice, not related to the white rapper from Phoenix (Scottsdale) whose name escapes me.
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