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British · Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China

Hi Guy Courchesne.

Have you read the posts on here it's a War Zone!!!!. hehehehehehe Very Happy

There are lots of rubbish Teachers on here tonight and many of these so called teachers comes to China with Copy TEFL. most from the US and some from the UK. I have seen some good copys in my time.

"ShapeSphere" is like a ShapeShifter not in is ture forum. i just pitty him.

I Just wonder what would happen to eveyone on here if China Blocked it?MMMMMmmmmmm. maybe all the Children will go home.

Makes you wonder what my job is in China?!!!!!.

Have a nice day

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

British · Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 133 Location: China

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Very Happy

Who is helping you to write???. one of your friends.

Deconstructor. I know you are a student. you are not that clever.

Guy Courchesne · Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City

War indeed it is British. I doesn't look like you are doing too well in the fight, over in the General Discussion.

Decon, I'm impressed with the list of jobs...all done without using L1 Wink

gunther · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:34 am Post subject:

Ah British,
Only I know your true identity. You are "Quaking Rodent"!!!!
Your style is known far and wide in the Gong Fu world of China.
Your techniques are famous through out the land; the Reclining Knee Slap, the Turtle Shell Defence, the Nibbling Ankle Bites of Doom.
Your style cannot not be beaten!!!!!! You fill your opponents with pity and digust at the very sight of you. You are known to sometimes wear a dress into mortal combat and beg for mercy while sucking your thumb.
You scream out for the spirits of your ancestors, with hope that they will intercede when a 12 year old girl looks at you angrily.
Yes, you are Quaking Rodent!!! A Chinese original.
Battle on Chinese Xena, Battle on...

Deconstructor · Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 775 Location: Montreal

carnac · Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:

Uh-oh! Threats from British! Beware!
"Makes you wonder what my job is in China" he asks. (actually threatens)
Ok, O great intimidator wannabe, let's have a guess.
Porcine inseminator?
Bovine osculator?
Ok, I give up. What's your job? Crushing students in Tienamin Square? Sending university professors out to pick rice?

Ok, English, here we go: I have copied all your posts and have sent them to the Ministry of Education (website http://www.moe.edu.cn/ , just so you can check) with details of your computer address and internet access(which I was able to get because you are sloppy with your internet security). They will be asking you about all of the claims you have made about yourself. You know your own country. I'm sure they will be fair with you. Listen for the knock on your door.
Good luck.
What did you say your job was when you made that threat?
Whatever it was, kiss it goodbye.

Guy Courchesne · Joined: 10 Mar 2003 Posts: 9650 Location: Mexico City

In case anyone was wondering just how you can get into a career as a porcine inseminator, do check out college programs in Arkansas.

http://www.uark.edu/depts/animals/livestock_production.htm

Of course, you would not be limited to inseminating sows. You would learn all about insemination, artifical or natiral of many other beasts including horses, cattle, goats, sheep, and other farm animals.

I imagine, like a good TEFL course, the University of Arkansas provides for a good practicum....absolutely no pun intended.

carnac · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:15 am Post subject:

"absolutely no pun intended."