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scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

I am thinking of upgrading from the steel box buried in the back garden to this -
http://www.cajamicolchon.com/

Zara461 · Joined: 17 Nov 2012 Posts: 58 Location: 007-Kingdom

Well, scot, is the mattress double or king size? Laughing

I think I prefer the stainless steel box than the Spanish mattress!

DrTongue · Joined: 08 Mar 2013 Posts: 29

You gotta invest, scot. That's why I've sunk everything into tulips.

johnslat · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:26 am Post subject:

Dear DrTongue,

Risky business - flowers. However, I have formed The South Sea Company, which has exclusive rights to trade along the east coast of Latin America.

There are fortunes to be made, wealth for the asking - and I would like to offer you the exclusive opportunity to invest and get in on the ground floor.

Regards,
John

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

The best offer I have is a share in a 419 Call Centre based in Lagos.

DrTongue · Joined: 08 Mar 2013 Posts: 29

Well, John, that's an intriguing offer and could be just what I need to diversify my portfolio. Maybe I'll put my lottery winnings into your firm. I'm sure I'll be able to get the money to you quickly once the processing fee I sent in clears the bank.

Then again, there is that nice Minderbinder gentleman and his cotton company. He seems to have a real head for business.

johnslat · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 pm Post subject:

Dear DrTongue,

" . . . there is that nice Minderbinder gentleman and his cotton company. He seems to have a real head for business."

I'd advise against that - I think you'll find that there's a catch involved.

Regards,
John

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

We are currently running courses on how to access government subsidies (US Federal and EU) for the non-production of certain crops. Very reasonable fees. We ask only a small booking fee to display your bona fides.