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Lanza-Armonia

Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Posts: 525 Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:34 pm Post subject: LA is back with even more crappy sayings than before... |
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Hey lads and ladies!
LA's Back
Back again
Yes, He's back
Tell a friend
LA's back <repeat>
<Sang to Slim Shandy's Sdandy's Back!>
I've have a rough few weeks doing a Mid-nighter from Jinan to Shanghai and sorting it all out but now, I have my computer again. Needless to say, two weeks without a pooter is like a decade without s3x. When I got back to my screen I done what can only be described as AMAZING.....<the true sense of the word, not the Yankee version>. I cannot put it into words, but one can get the pic...
So, I wanted to say a big Chinky "hullow" to you all and to warm you that I have vouched never to come into Dave again without being drunk first. Or should I say come onto Dave's? But then am I refering to he website or something else...........................nasty thoughts...
Conclusion.....I'm piszed, she's pregnat, I'm the father and I'm gunna killed the three of us for the sake of it............ha
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Lanza-Armonia

Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Posts: 525 Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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I dare you to count all of the mistakes in that one, just for the laugh...
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gingermeggs

Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 162
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 3:25 am Post subject: |
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Yes, Indeedy, Lanza is back!..........back in jolly old England!!!!
That just shows to go you the importance of a release letter from your previous school. |
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Is L A back in the U.K.? I thought he was still in China! |
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ilunga

Joined: 17 Oct 2003 Posts: 842 Location: China
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 6:05 am Post subject: |
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How was that school Lanza? Did they improve?
I might stay on another year with mine, they're great!
No interest in heading back to England for a while yet. |
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gingermeggs

Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 162
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 8:26 am Post subject: |
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No release letter.. no visa. No visa..no can stay. Simple mathematics, really. |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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RELEASE LETTER? WHATS THAT? NOTHING LIKE THAT IN
cambodia. try it and see.  |
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lagerlout2006

Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 985
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 2:23 am Post subject: |
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Welcome LA...So what are you drinking--beer, Baileys or both?
a baby? Youve been back what?--72 hours?
Gotta go--I have a "class"to "teach"/// Have you heard I have been deemed incompetent here at Harvard Prep School.HEHHEH--I'll show them incompetent in the next 2 weeks.  |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Where did LA go? Ashby de la Zouche? |
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lagerlout2006

Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 985
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 6:34 am Post subject: |
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He's either Slinging warm beer in an a pub in Engerlund or he mentioned Barcelona---even better. He lives in the house they filmed Harry Potter in. Not making this up.
LA spelling is bad but it's because he types a mile a minute. He can type faster than a rap song. Last I heard from him he was enjoying all the greasy food. Lucky guy.
Yeh I miss my old snooker partner. Do they have pool in England? Or bowling. Canada has bowling but the balls are small not the big buggers you put your fingers in.
LA? Step back from the bangers and mash and say hello. And stay out of London--too expensive I hear.  |
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