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LA is back with even more crappy sayings than before...

 
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Lanza-Armonia



Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:34 pm    Post subject: LA is back with even more crappy sayings than before... Reply with quote

Hey lads and ladies!

LA's Back
Back again
Yes, He's back
Tell a friend
LA's back <repeat>

<Sang to Slim Shandy's Sdandy's Back!>

I've have a rough few weeks doing a Mid-nighter from Jinan to Shanghai and sorting it all out but now, I have my computer again. Needless to say, two weeks without a pooter is like a decade without s3x. When I got back to my screen I done what can only be described as AMAZING.....<the true sense of the word, not the Yankee version>. I cannot put it into words, but one can get the pic...

So, I wanted to say a big Chinky "hullow" to you all and to warm you that I have vouched never to come into Dave again without being drunk first. Or should I say come onto Dave's? But then am I refering to he website or something else...........................nasty thoughts...


Conclusion.....I'm piszed, she's pregnat, I'm the father and I'm gunna killed the three of us for the sake of it............ha

AL
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Lanza-Armonia



Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dare you to count all of the mistakes in that one, just for the laugh...

AL
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gingermeggs



Joined: 29 Jan 2004
Posts: 162

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2004 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, Indeedy, Lanza is back!..........back in jolly old England!!!!
That just shows to go you the importance of a release letter from your previous school.
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2004 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is L A back in the U.K.? I thought he was still in China!
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ilunga



Joined: 17 Oct 2003
Posts: 842
Location: China

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2004 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How was that school Lanza? Did they improve?
I might stay on another year with mine, they're great!
No interest in heading back to England for a while yet.
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gingermeggs



Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2004 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No release letter.. no visa. No visa..no can stay. Simple mathematics, really.
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khmerhit



Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 1874
Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2004 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RELEASE LETTER? WHATS THAT? NOTHING LIKE THAT IN





































cambodia. try it and see. Cool
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lagerlout2006



Joined: 17 Sep 2003
Posts: 985

PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome LA...So what are you drinking--beer, Baileys or both? Wink

a baby? Youve been back what?--72 hours?

Gotta go--I have a "class"to "teach"/// Have you heard I have been deemed incompetent here at Harvard Prep School.HEHHEH--I'll show them incompetent in the next 2 weeks. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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khmerhit



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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2004 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where did LA go? Ashby de la Zouche?
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lagerlout2006



Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2004 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's either Slinging warm beer in an a pub in Engerlund or he mentioned Barcelona---even better. He lives in the house they filmed Harry Potter in. Not making this up.

LA spelling is bad but it's because he types a mile a minute. He can type faster than a rap song. Last I heard from him he was enjoying all the greasy food. Lucky guy. Wink

Yeh I miss my old snooker partner. Do they have pool in England? Or bowling. Canada has bowling but the balls are small not the big buggers you put your fingers in.

LA? Step back from the bangers and mash and say hello. And stay out of London--too expensive I hear. Cool Cool
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