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fat_chris
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 Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:51 am Post subject: English Language Fellowships--U.S. citizens w/related M.A. |
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It's a pretty sweet gig. Apply for one and see what happens!
http://www.elfellowprogram.org/elf/
Warm regards,
fat_chris
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China, 2012-2014 |
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Sashadroogie
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| Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Kewl! Do they accept highly qualified and talented European Marxists? |
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Shroob
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| Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Sashadroogie wrote: |
| Kewl! Do they accept highly qualified and talented European Marxists? |
U.S. citizens only. |
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Sashadroogie
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| Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| What?! Whaaaahhhhhh!!!! How could they?! I mean... ME?!!! |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Alas, U.S. citizens only. Sorry Sasha. 
Indonesia, Turkey, and China are the top three countries regarding most ELFs in country at the same time. Ole Mother Russia also gets quite a few.
I thought that I should re-apply to the Fellowship and try to get one for Russia--that would be grand actually--fall out of love with East Asia and fall in love with ole Mother Russia.
Sounds all right to me.
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Sashadroogie
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| Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:53 am Post subject: |
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No. no, no, Fat_Chris. There must be a way! All I need to do is apply the same gumption and can-do attitude that non-EU citizens do when trying to circumvent immigration laws in order secure full-time TEFL employment in western Europe.
There must be a way! Because I am special!!! |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Sashadroogie wrote: |
No. no, no, Fat_Chris. There must be a way! All I need to do is apply the same gumption and can-do attitude that non-EU citizens do when trying to circumvent immigration laws in order secure full-time TEFL employment in western Europe.
There must be a way! Because I am special!!! |
Aye m uhn Uhmerican goshdarnit! If I wanna work in that blasting' Yurrup then I should be able to! It's mah God-given right dadblastit! It's in da Constitooshun! 31st Amendment!
[quietly slipping Sasha papers to begin the naturalization process to US and A]
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spiral78
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| Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| He-he. If you believe his latest post here, he's got the right attitude to fit in as a 'merican. |
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Sashadroogie
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| Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Dear respected Fat_Chris
Do you think the visa authorities in the decadent States would be cool with my firm Communist commitment to overthrowing their corrupt regime one EFL classroom at a time?
Sasha |
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fat_chris
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| Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:51 am Post subject: |
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| Sashadroogie wrote: |
Dear respected Fat_Chris
Do you think the visa authorities in the decadent States would be cool with my firm Communist commitment to overthrowing their corrupt regime one EFL classroom at a time?
Sasha |
Highly Esteemed Comrade Sasha,
I dunno. It seems the 'mericuns have a highly sensitive allergy against the S-word. They think America is becoming more and more S----list by the minute. Little do they know, those chowderheads…
Just don't mention the S-word and you should be all right. Then you can quietly slip through and continue the revolution under the nose of Lady Liberty.
Senator Joseph McCarthy is rolling in his grave right about now.
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