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fat_chris · Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 3198 Location: Beijing

Down the street from my home, there is a Kinko's that I occasionally frequent to make copies. On my first visit I spied an award hanging on the wall for Employee of the Month or whatever other drivel.

The name?

Randy Hand.

He must be a Master Debater.

fat_chris · Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 3198 Location: Beijing

There is a urologist in my hometown whose name is Richard Tapper.

With a name like that, I guess he was destined to be in the field of urology!

yaramaz · Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:23 am Post subject:

I went to school with a guy called Harry D!ck. In the Cowichan tribe of Vancouver Island, off the west coast of Canada (where from I hail), the people often have first names as surnames-- lots of Peters, D!cks, Joes, Johnnys, etc. It makes for some intriguing combos.

foster · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 485 Location: Honkers, SARS

While on vacation in Cairns, we saw a sign that advertised for a Dr John Happy who was a dentist.

There was another funny one, but I forget it at the mo.

ls650 · Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 3484 Location: British Columbia

I once met a guy whose name was Horace Wang.
Try saying that fast a couple of times.

Kurochan · Joined: 01 Mar 2003 Posts: 944 Location: China

There was a professor Richard Stryker (sp?) at my university, who actually used the nickname Dick! I took a class with him. There was also a poor grad student named Michael Hunt, who refused to be called Mike. In the same town there was an opthomologist named I. Ball.

When I was a kid, there was someone in the Buffalo phone book called "Powerful Allah." I wondered if the person was self-aggrandizing, or just religious.

gugelhupf · Joined: 24 Jan 2004 Posts: 575 Location: Jabotabek

I tutored a student from Goa called Seymour Vaj. Thank heavens I didn't have to call out a register.

biffinbridge · Joined: 05 May 2003 Posts: 701 Location: Frank's Wild Years

Take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name and put them together.This gives you your porn star name,(allegedly).Hope it's useful.Regards,Trampus Carrick!

ls650 · Joined: 10 May 2003 Posts: 3484 Location: British Columbia

Actually, I heard that pron stars use the name of a favorite pet plus the name of the street they grew up on. Shocked

Sincerely,
Gutmeister Sperling

foster · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 485 Location: Honkers, SARS

There is a kid in one of classes whose name is Fun Kin Ho. Say that a few times fast....it all blends together.

The other dentists at the John Happy clinic were John Thomas and Stephen King. YOIKS!!!

Your 'adult star' name is your first pet's name and the street you grew up on. I end up being Chancie Warner, which according to some people, is not a bad name for a 'star'! Razz

dmb · Joined: 12 Feb 2003 Posts: 8397

I'm Prince Baberton

Ben Round de Bloc · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 1946

First pet + street?

That would make my porn star name Rusty Highway 18. Hmmm... Confused

basiltherat · Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Posts: 952

wen i was a kid, my mum had me go to a Dr Payne for dental treatment. Talk about being insensitive !
basil

gugelhupf · Joined: 24 Jan 2004 Posts: 575 Location: Jabotabek

foster · Joined: 07 Feb 2003 Posts: 485 Location: Honkers, SARS

guglehupf, that is a GREAT NAME! Bond girl, adult star, Austin Powers date...it just works. Do you mind if I steal it for Halloween?? Smile