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MuscatGary
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:23 am Post subject: Our English Department HOD's version of English |
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I feel it is time to start to share some of the wonderful attacks upon the English language that our HOD makes on a daily basis.
The first example:
Speeking Exam Schedule |
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MuscatGary
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 5:27 am Post subject: |
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Example two:
Please note the change of Two Class rooms with effect from Sunday, 27th April 8 am on wards
The details of this change will be displayed on the department Notice board at 8am tomrw.
All teachers concerned are requested to take note of the change and inform the respective students.
Changes are in effect from Sunday on wards. |
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MuscatGary
Joined: 03 Jun 2013 Posts: 1364 Location: Flying around the ME...
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Example three:
Good Afternoon Colleagues
The dean has given the permission to cancel the attendeance of Week 1 for all the foundation Level Students- as these students were not given a time-table in week 1.
This guy claims to have a Ph.D. in English! |
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grahamb

Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Posts: 1945
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 4:31 pm Post subject: Head of Department |
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Sounds like your "incharge" got his PhD at a "reputed" institution!  |
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MuscatGary
Joined: 03 Jun 2013 Posts: 1364 Location: Flying around the ME...
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 11:19 am Post subject: Re: Head of Department |
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grahamb wrote: |
Sounds like your "incharge" got his PhD at a "reputed" institution!  |
Yes indeed! Here's today's gem:
May I request all your esttemed presence for the SPELIING bee competition at 2 pm at xxxxxx Hall. All those who do not teach during this time are requested to be in xxxxxx Hall at 2 pm. |
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scot47

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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Your days in that institution will be numbered if your HoD gets wind of these posts ! |
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MuscatGary
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 4:09 am Post subject: |
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scot47 wrote: |
Your days in that institution will be numbered if your HoD gets wind of these posts ! |
I'm leaving anyway, pursuing a full-time writing career!
Today:
You may be required by the team for some clarification or like wise. |
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MuscatGary
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 4:08 am Post subject: |
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Yet again:
This arrangements will affect the course delivery adversely.
Kindly be reminded that teachers should consult the coordinators and HoD before signing in a paper to accept more students. |
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MuscatGary
Joined: 03 Jun 2013 Posts: 1364 Location: Flying around the ME...
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:52 am Post subject: |
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The HOD's continuing assault upon the English language:
There is an offer from one of the Travel agents in Muscat to provide our college staff with a real discount on plane ticket to variuos destinations internationally.
If you are interested, please send me the destinations you might want to know the offer for. This team will be at the college on Wedesaday for a direct communication. |
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naturegirl321

Joined: 04 May 2003 Posts: 9041 Location: home sweet home
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 6:43 am Post subject: |
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Many people I have worked with also have PhDs. It's a well known fact that they pay people to do the work for them. I still don't get how someone can say I have a PhD from blank and my englishee is baduh. |
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fluffyhamster
Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 3292 Location: UK > China > Japan > UK again
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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So the guy misspells or puts silly spaces in a few words, and used an unnecessary preposition ('signing in a paper' - handing in a signed paper?). There are a number of native-speakers here on Dave's that this HOD would put to shame!
Does anyone else notice or remark upon the mistakes, or does an HOD in Oman not actually need impeccable English? (But I thunk I know the answer to this one LOL)
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spiral78

Joined: 05 Apr 2004 Posts: 11534 Location: On a Short Leash
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, come on, guys. I'm amused. It's harmless. Thanks for the thread, MuscatGary! |
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MuscatGary
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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fluffyhamster wrote: |
So the guy misspells or puts silly spaces in a few words, and used an unnecessary preposition ('signing in a paper' - handing in a signed paper?). There are a number of native-speakers here on Dave's that this HOD would put to shame!
Does anyone else notice or remark upon the mistakes, or does an HOD in Oman not actually need impeccable English? (But I thunk I know the answer to this one LOL) |
I'm afraid the HOD's attitude to the teachers does ensure that his mistakes are noted and commented upon. Actually I DO think that somebody who boasts incessantly about having a Ph.D. in English but cannot use the language correctly should be held to account. Luckily enough he doesn't teach and so can't inflict his ignorance upon the students! |
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fluffyhamster
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:41 am Post subject: |
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Isn't there some Arabic proverb you can slip in? Something like "The worm shamelessly parading about in daylight soon gets pecked by the crows". |
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MuscatGary
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 8:55 am Post subject: |
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Will it never end?
I regret to inform that some teachers are not available in the department during this week inspite of the remoinder e-mail sent at the beginning of the week |
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