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sidjameson
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thelmadatter
Joined: 31 Mar 2003 Posts: 1212 Location: in el Distrito Federal x fin!
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 6:27 pm Post subject: mmmm |
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Being a heterosexual female, Im not qualified to judge this event. Where's the men's competition????  |
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dmb

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I disagree. Miss Uruguay |
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Canuck2112

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Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 11:09 am Post subject: |
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Germany and Czech |
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Eijse
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The Great Wall of Whiner

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 4946 Location: Blabbing
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 9:34 am Post subject: |
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How does Puerto Rico end up with a slot?
P.C. is part of the States for F's sake! America gets two shots at the crown?
Then Quebec should have a shot, too! And Hong Kong and Macao! Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland! Gibraltar!
Something is fishy... |
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zaneth
Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 545 Location: Between Russia and Germany
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 10:12 am Post subject: |
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The Great Wall of Whiner wrote: |
America gets two shots at the crown?
Something is fishy... |
What did you expect? Compliance with international rules?? As if!
Hey I wonder if Miss Canada is on Dave's? She looks kind of humorless and conservative, don't you think?
Miss Egypt could attack ME any day of the week. |
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 11:42 am Post subject: One of out entries is missing |
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Hold it just one second. This is supposed to be the "Miss Universe" contest, right?
So where's Miss Tralamfador? Yet more evidence of discrimation against methane-based beings, it would seem.
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John |
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:06 pm Post subject: Re: One of out entries is missing |
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johnslat wrote: |
Hold it just one second. This is supposed to be the "Miss Universe" contest, right?
So where's Miss Tralamfador? Yet more evidence of discrimation against methane-based beings, it would seem.
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John |
As I understand it Miss Trafalmador has decided to boycott the contest in response to blatant sexual harrassment suffered at the hands (and worse) of that EFL-teaching reprobate atlas:
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So what's the word on Trafalmadorian girls? Big knockers or what? Is there a school uniform (hopefully short skirts)?
I want flight reimbursement! Last time I booked a shuttle I had two layovers, and the one in Ganymede cost me my Xianyang Market Louis Vitton suitcase! Damnd ineffecient customs agents!
Curricula: Can I integrate my specialization in Quantum Theocratic Deconstructionism? It's not hermeneutics but equally esoteric and satisfactorily difficult for the studenthood, and it's all the rage in savvy grant-writing circles.
What kind of bars are nearby? Any hot discos, or are they all sad sentimemtal Irish pubs full of old farts and young burnouts, and worst of all, ugly women?
Can I get deodorant there? I'm no Trafalmadorian peasant you know.
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and that's without mentioning
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Here's a website from one who's been there and back, and has
the notches on his belt to show for it:
http://www.freewebs.com/travelingman/index.htm
I don't know whether to be fascinated or appalled! I mean,
just when you think it couldn't get worse! Are there no limits
to acceptable behavior for teachers??
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: Tall, white, English-speaking loser |
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and yet she looks so nice!
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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zaneth you are a naughty boy
Guatemala, Botswana and Barbados; the latter only if she starts being a little more dirty in her emails.
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003 Posts: 1874 Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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What's wrong with tall, white, english-speaking hosers, please/?
khmerhit, eh? |
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johnslat

Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 13859 Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Dear stillnosheep,
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Guatemala, Botswana and Barbados; the latter only if she starts being a little more dirty in her emails. |
Oh, I - er, I meant, SHE - will now that SHE knows what you want.
Regards,
John
Dear khymerhit,
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What's wrong with tall, white, english-speaking hosers, please/ |
You mean, besides the fact that they're all conservative, humorless
feminazis?
Regards,
John |
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stillnosheep

Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 2068 Location: eslcafe
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Dear John |
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