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[Boy Wonder]

Having recently completed several years in the Gulf ... I am now in the process of applying for employment in Europe...
The trouble is I last remember using my brain in a Qatar Petroleum portakabin sometime around the summer of 2001...!!!
I haven''t had any need to use it since.....up to now......!
Shortly before I left the Gulf i had a good look around for it......in the Ramada bar,under the bed,in the bed,in the local mosque,in the beards of my students,in the cleavages of local muslim girls etc etc etc...but bugger me i couldn''t find it.....!

Could anybody be so kind as to donate me their brain.....i really need one now i have left the land of the Raving Mullahs........preferably someone who is off to work in the Gulf for a long stint...because as i found ...you don''t need a brain to work out there!!!!

Be generous and be kind to a poor and humble Tefler who is trying to re-enter normal everyday society......

I can be contacted at the Guildford Home for Mentally handicapped.....if i''m out of it on the medication...the nurses will be able to field any calls!!!
thanks

Sir Hubert-Shoesave Vauxhall Chevette Rogers III Jnr.

[biffinbridge]

Before my devious escape from Qatar I remember Mr. Chung finding a brain behind the entrance curtain at the 'Mandarin Chinese Restaurant' in that epitomy of Gulf luxury,'The Oasis Hotel'.You needed to be brainless to pay the 5 quid for such a nasty pint of out of date Fosters, supped while listening to 'Blue Baloo' on the karaoke machine and old gits talking 'bout Doha back in the seventies.QP asked me to go back.Yeah right,nearly 3 years was enough for me.

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[Boy Wonder]

The Oasis Chinese Bar was bad...but Mr Chung topped it with the stunningly spit and carpet dust creation that was the Doha Club Bar....now that was nasty...and in actual fact could be where i last saw my brain!!!