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[chinasyndrome]

Hi folks! Is anyone interested in joining a light-hearted look at the things we've come to know and loathe about our (hopefully past) bosses in China? Can we try for a double whammy and have a non-slagging-off-at-each-other, non-whiney 'he done me wrong' thread?

I need some fun, and some of you guys have a great sense of humour.

None of the following lines are original - don't know the authors so I can't acknowledge - but I hope you see where I'm going and add some more!

Intellect
- he couldn't find the ground if he fell over.
- subintelligent
- he looks as close to retarded as he can get without someone coming by twice a day to feed him and clean up his mess
- the evolutionary curve obviously sloped pretty gently where he came from

His hometown
- the gene pool there is so shallow you couldn't drown a rat in it
- he calls his sister mama

His family
- they call him 6 because there are another 5 a**holes like him at home

Personal hygiene
- flies love him

Personal characteristics
- there are flies that envy his ability to sniff out s***
- his clothes look like what you pick up at a bargain sale after all the good stuff is gone
- all over town like s*** on a shoe
- he performed open-mike surgery on a song. The patient didn't survive.

His family
- they sent him to school with his lunch wrapped in roadmaps
- they moved a lot when he was a kid. They just didn't tell him where they were going.

His mum
- when he was born the doctor slapped her instead
- she has one eye in the pot and the other up the chimney

His dad
- no one knows who he is

His sister
- works night shift in a cheap hotel as a sheet tester

Money
- has no colour prejudice

His child
- they put him on a chain and take him busking. He does backflips and makes 'oo - oo' sounds.
- looks like his father
- and his mother